Question about my girlfriend...

Superman79 said:
oh...my bad...I just see him pop into the MLB thread to say that even though the Cubs are down 55 1/2 games they can still make the playoffs...then he says something about hooters and disappears in a mist of tears...
Oh he'll still post he just acts like the Hooters day never happened and acts like he doesn't know what your talking about when you call him out on it.
 
I wonder, was this a random slap and declaratin of gay-ness...or did Lackey do something to prompt it??
 
Lackey said:
My girlfriend always slaps me and calls me gay, and at night she no longer likes to cuddle.

What should I do? :huh:

simple solution to an easy question.

Next time she slaps you, rape her. (angry rape, but gental enough so she knows it's not repressed gay rage coming out in the form of abusing her vagina) The logic is so simple and subversive, and I'm pretty sure it's legal, or used to be, don't worry yourself with stupid details and have fun buddy. :up:
 
I wonder, was this a random slap and declaratin of gay-ness...or did Lackey do something to prompt it??
 
The Amazing Lee said:
Gay is the new straight.

Why have things straight forward....when you can just...bend things!
what if you like to break things?
 
The Amazing Lee said:
At least I don't idolise a fake girlfriend.

I have a real one.

And I can keep it up. It's official.
I had a fake girlfriend. I had to end it. It wasn't working out.
 
All-Star Superman said:
Oh he'll still post he just acts like the Hooters day never happened and acts like he doesn't know what your talking about when you call him out on it.

Oh, denial. It ain't just a river in Egypt. :D
 
Lackey said:
My girlfriend always slaps me and calls me gay, and at night she no longer likes to cuddle.



What should I do?
Wilhelm-Scream said:
But does your mind go blank when you talk to her?
I'm looking for tips on how to talk to my girlfriend.
I heard I should ask a lot of questions and be cocky.
How do you do that? :huh:

Establish Dominance.

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Ronny Shade said:
I had a fake girlfriend. I had to end it. It wasn't working out.


NO, NO, NO........YOU SHOULD'VE SAID "I BROKE UP WITH THE B**CH........SHE WAS TOO PRETENTIOUS". :oldrazz:
 
Superman79 said:
I wonder, was this a random slap and declaratin of gay-ness...or did Lackey do something to prompt it??


okay, I guess I left out some details...


we went to see The Black Dahlia and I got a ***** when Josh Hartnett's naked ass was on screen.

I tried to tell her I wasn't gay, but c'mon, that's freakin' Josh Hartnett. :o
 
The Amazing Lee said:
At least I don't idolise a fake girlfriend.

I have a real one.

And I can keep it up. It's official.
Oh its official you finsh off by hand!!! limp.
 
THWIP* said:
NO, NO, NO........YOU SHOULD'VE SAID "I BROKE UP WITH THE B**CH........SHE WAS TOO PRETENTIOUS". :oldrazz:
I should've. I'm ashamed :csad:
 
Lackey said:
okay, I guess I left out some details...


we went to see The Black Dahlia and I got a ***** when Josh Hartnett's naked ass was on screen.

I tried to tell her I wasn't gay, but c'mon, that's freakin' Josh Hartnett. :o
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I hear he's open for anything, as long as you are. Josh isn't picky.
 
...also, please tape rape. It's not a drinking game, but it culd be.
 
Hades said:
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I hear he's open for anything, as long as you are. Josh isn't picky.
Josh Hartnett is desire manifested
 
I remember this co-worker of mine's ex girlfriend calling him the same thing...
a few months later they broke up and he came out of the closet :)
 
Josh Hartnett is just Tommy Lee Jones when you're wearing beer goggles.

jones_tommy_lee.jpg


See?
 
unknownuser said:
I remember this co-worker of mine's ex girlfriend calling him the same thing...
a few months later they broke up and he came out of the closet :)



DAMN.........THAT'S A LONG TIME TO STAY HIDDEN IN A CLOSET! :wow: :woot:
 
Ronny Shade said:
Josh Hartnett is desire manifested


yeah, it's totally forgivable...that's what I've been trying to tell her. :csad:
 
The Watchman said:
...also, please tape rape. It's not a drinking game, but it culd be.


I'll tape it for you. :up:
 
Cyclops said:
Josh Hartnett is just Tommy Lee Jones when you're wearing beer goggles.

jones_tommy_lee.jpg


See?
I can totally see it.

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Lackey said:
okay, I guess I left out some details...


we went to see The Black Dahlia and I got a ***** when Josh Hartnett's naked ass was on screen.

I tried to tell her I wasn't gay, but c'mon, that's freakin' Josh Hartnett. :o
Have you ever tried taking her into the bed room and proving to her you are not gay.
 
Lackey said:
okay, I guess I left out some details...


we went to see The Black Dahlia and I got a ***** when Josh Hartnett's naked ass was on screen.

I tried to tell her I wasn't gay, but c'mon, that's freakin' Josh Hartnett. :o


sweet zombie jesus:wow: :csad:
 
Lackey said:
okay, I guess I left out some details...


we went to see The Black Dahlia and I got a ***** when Josh Hartnett's naked ass was on screen.

I tried to tell her I wasn't gay, but c'mon, that's freakin' Josh Hartnett. :o

Now I get it...
 
Lackey said:
okay, I guess I left out some details...


we went to see The Black Dahlia and I got a ***** when Josh Hartnett's naked ass was on screen.

I tried to tell her I wasn't gay, but c'mon, that's freakin' Josh Hartnett. :o

....Wow.

That sucks.
 

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