Rank 2006's Movies!

Next year should be better. But no Dead Mans Chest. Why ?

Some movies slip through my grasp, a lot of my friends saw it without me, I was probably busy the weekend it came out or I saw another movie I believe. I'll get around to it eventually... And to the person who said I don't have good taste...

Did you see Find me Guilty or Prarie Home Companion?

Some mediocre movies I'll give a three simply if I find them entertaining, I can be entertained by a formula movie if it's executed well. Like Firewall, it had Ford, Madison, and Bettany how can that not be entertaining? But again it wasn't anything earth shatting and I'll probably never see it again.
 
Chances are if you have not seen Pirates 2 by now you most likely won't. Many did not like ita s much as the first but i thaught it was fun and done well enough.
 
Prairie Home Companion was the best movie I've seen all year, and easily my favourite comedy since The Big Lebowski. Damn shame it was Altman's last film, but what a fine film it was. Reccomend massive repeat viewings. Sing along fun!
 
Wowm some of you guys are crazy.

i don't think I've even seen any movie released in 2006.

Or barely even seen a movie that year. Time flies by fast:dry:

I can't believe how quickly that year went by. Man, where the hell was I.
 
1. It's happy in the sense that Dante and Randal have finally found there place, I mean Randal is a pretty ****in happy guy running the video store and that's enough for him. It was a happy ending to me.

That is my point. In the end just before the camera start strolling down the aisle. They both have a oh sh** moment. Like they are second guessing the decision they made.

2. To each his own, obviously a comment like a film is self-indulgent is very subjective. Plus originality only goes as far as how well the execution is. There are plenty of unoriginal and cliche movies that are executed very well which is what makes up most of the 2006 movie list, and there all entertaining in there own way. Lady in the Water was original, but the script was garbage and needed another rewrite. The laziness in writing is very apparent, especially how easy everything was. But I did enjoy the climax, this is my opinion, to each his own.

Alright. I am listening. How would you have done the movie differently, & if you don't mind I would like it to be detailed. I will read all of it. I just want to see what one you Night haters would have done. If you were to make this movie.
 
Did you not notice how M. Night cast himself as the author who writes a book that will allegedly inspire millions? That doesn't sound self-indulgent?

Not really, no. I didn't think of it at all, in fact, until I saw your post.

Nobody complains when Quentin Tarantino or Kevin Smith casts themselves in one of their movies. Hell, Silent Bob fought a ****-demon in a hospital and helped saved the Earth, and no one said it was "self-indulgent".
 
Movies205 must have no life or any extra income if he saw all of those films.
 
You know alot of these movies are gonna suck before you go see them,so why do you torture yourself?
 
so... we have threads (in some cases, multiple threads) for each one of those movies, and at least one or two 'best of/worst of 2006' threads, and yet you somehow feel that your opinions deserve their own thread... why?
 
It this unbelievable notion that I kickass :) That and I don't peruse these boards 24/7 so I didn't feel like searching for a similar thread... :)
 
I stated perfectly valid reasons, it was a great idea but the movie had a terrible execution due to the film-makers indulgence. Please read my review...

I did. Reading your review sounds like you should have given the movie a score lower than what you did, but instead, you gave it what seemed like a passing score.

When most of your paragraphs about a movie are negative, and you have a few sentences that are positive, that sounds like a 2 score to me, going by your own particular rating system.

And no, I don't think you deserve your own thread. If everyone did what you did, this board would be very annoying.
 
Ok the reason i left this is b/c Movies has actually given full reviews and invited discussion on the films where the other threads are merely lists

Now Movies Ive deleted the little exchange between you and Dan as i don't want this thread to be spoilt by bickering and Dan if you post in here stay on topic,do not attack ppl personally
 
of the movies i've seen this year...

superman returns - 4/5
x-men the last stand - 3.5/5
casino royale - 5/5
v for vendetta - 3.5/5
silent hill - 2.5/5
pirates of the carribean 2 - 4.5/5
rocky balboa - 4.5/5
over the hedge - 2.5/5



the worst film ive seen last year at the movies is without doubt "the break up"
jeez...i'm never ever ever letting a girl choose the film ever again...
 
Ok the reason i left this is b/c Movies has actually given full reviews and invited discussion on the films where the other threads are merely lists

Now Movies Ive deleted the little exchange between you and Dan as i don't want this thread to be spoilt by bickering and Dan if you post in here stay on topic,do not attack ppl personally


Sorry, G... :( I'm in troll mode at the moment, and if someone attacks me... I'm sorry it's just too delicious an oppertunity to pass up... I'll get back on movie discussion...
 
Sorry, G... :( I'm in troll mode at the moment, and if someone attacks me... I'm sorry it's just too delicious an oppertunity to pass up... I'll get back on movie discussion...

Not a problem:cwink: it was an uncalled for attack and you responded,no one is in any trouble or nothing i just pruned it so the topic can keep on track
 
Prairie Home Companion was the best movie I've seen all year, and easily my favourite comedy since The Big Lebowski. Damn shame it was Altman's last film, but what a fine film it was. Reccomend massive repeat viewings. Sing along fun!


True dat, I got hand it to Altman he made some very interesting movies... How do you go from Popeye to Dr. T and the Women? :confused:

Wowm some of you guys are crazy.

i don't think I've even seen any movie released in 2006.

Or barely even seen a movie that year. Time flies by fast:dry:

I can't believe how quickly that year went by. Man, where the hell was I.

You know what's even sadder, the fact that I don't end up seeing all the best movies from 2006 till 2007, when they all hit DVD due to Oscar Season :(

That is my point. In the end just before the camera start strolling down the aisle. They both have a oh sh** moment. Like they are second guessing the decision they made.



Alright. I am listening. How would you have done the movie differently, & if you don't mind I would like it to be detailed. I will read all of it. I just want to see what one you Night haters would have done. If you were to make this movie.

I gave the movie a 3/5 which means I found it entertaining however there were some glaring faults. I tend not to go into what I would do, unless it's my own personal writing excerise, since it's highly presumptious and slightly disrespectful. Since I can apprieciate M. Night's rising up and getting to his goal of being a director, I haven't obtained that yet, maybe I never will, plus it's not my story. However, I think it could of been great had he done a rewrite of the script. A lot of the problems have to do with inside jokes and going with his first idea thus making a lot of things in the movie far too easy.

Not really, no. I didn't think of it at all, in fact, until I saw your post.

Nobody complains when Quentin Tarantino or Kevin Smith casts themselves in one of their movies. Hell, Silent Bob fought a ****-demon in a hospital and helped saved the Earth, and no one said it was "self-indulgent".

Well I didn't complain about it with The Lady in the Water, at least I dont' think I did. However there is a clear defined difference in how there use. QT has never had a central role in any of his films, there usually just cameo parts of some random dick, which QT fits perfectly :oldrazz: Kevin Smith has had one and only one persona in all his films and he does it wonderfully. M Night isn't really an actor and with every film eh seems to just keep giving himself a bigger role, he doesn't do a bad job, but it probably be better if he got someone else, I don't really mind. As for Kevin Smith his movies are films about films, or his ramblings on life, the reason there fun is because there self-indulgent and saddly it's teh reason he'll never evolve as a film-maker.

Movies205 must have no life or any extra income if he saw all of those films.

Far from it... It's called a job as well as my earlier explanation. In college I have work study, which means I work inbetween classes and I do nothing except my homework which clears up my nightlife. And the local theatre every wed and tues. has a discount for college students, $5.75. Also incorporate the fact that anytime there's an open-caption movie, my parents will pay for my ticket, so that's like a quarter of those films throughout the year.

You know alot of these movies are gonna suck before you go see them,so why do you torture yourself?

Sometimes I'm curious about certain films... Hostel, I enjoy horror films and figure QT wouldn't put his name on ****. With the Shaggy Dog, my mom rented it and was watching it while I was on the computer so that's how I saw that. Eragon, I'm a fantasy geek, I had to see it.

I did. Reading your review sounds like you should have given the movie a score lower than what you did, but instead, you gave it what seemed like a passing score.

When most of your paragraphs about a movie are negative, and you have a few sentences that are positive, that sounds like a 2 score to me, going by your own particular rating system.

And no, I don't think you deserve your own thread. If everyone did what you did, this board would be very annoying.

I can view things through the eyes of someone who's seen a lot of different types of cinema which allows me to be very critical, but when I'm actually watching a film, I just sit back and let it take me where it wants to take me, it allows me to enjoy most movies I watch. However, second viewings are usually brutal.
 
Not a problem:cwink: it was an uncalled for attack and you responded,no one is in any trouble or nothing i just pruned it so the topic can keep on track

Better? And what now your a mod, you don't visit the old neighborhood anymore... I see how it is :(
 
Better? And what now your a mod, you don't visit the old neighborhood anymore... I see how it is :(

lol actually im in here more than ever but sadly you guys have seen way more movies than me this year,i barely have a top ten:csad:
 
lol actually im in here more than ever but sadly you guys have seen way more movies than me this year,i barely have a top ten:csad:

Play off our ignorance and blame the British release schedule :)
 
Play off our ignorance and blame the British release schedule :)

You always come up with the best plans:ninja::up:

I'm making an earlier start this year,i got Smokin' Aces this week and Rocky next and then Blood Diamond the week after,i missed to many in 2006 so i gotta buy 3 DVD's tomorrow to catch up:cmad:
 
Like my list implies, like every year, Hollywood churns out for the most part enjoyable movies with no lasting power since it's mostly mediocre, however I'm in the camp that doesn't really rag on mediocre movies sicne they have there place. Sometimes I just like to sit down and relax, I mean I watch Deadringers last night, awesome movie, but not one I could really relax to. There's about 10-20 films that are must see from 2006. I'd put Blood Diamond on that list as for Rocky, it's a mediocre film but if you're a Rocky fan(like myself) it's awesome :up:
 
I am a Rocky fan and so is my pops so i'm sure we'll enjoy it:up:

Blood Diamond looks very good and i'm glad to see it get some positive reviews
 
Even if it's BO is struggling like a cancer patient that won't go down for the count! :( Change the thread title to "Rank 2006's Movies", would you? People seem to be offended by the I, :D...

My must-see list for 2006
*Bold means only if you're a Geek of that Genre

1. Hills Have Eyes (Horror)
2. Thank You For Smoking
3. Find Me Guilty (It's Lumet's return to form)
4. Inside Man
5. Prarie Home Companion - Altman's last film and finely a comedy that can be funny without going over the top, and it has a lot of heart
6. Lucky Number Slevin
7. Clerks 2 (Kevin Smith)
8. Miami Vice - Not an amazing movie by any means, but it's great by being a flawed movie, view my many reviews of the film to understand what I mean, but beware you'll either love it or hate it.
9. The Illusionist - The actors alone should be enough to make you want see this, but it's a film that film buffs should eat up due to his many nods to german expressionism.
10. Crank- If you like Jason Statham and ridiculous popcorn action flicks, this is your film.
11. Hollywoodland
12. The Departed
13. Prestige
14. Borat
15. Casino Royale
16. Blood Diamond
17. Devil Wears Prada
18. Fearless - If you like Martial Arts Films
19. Children of Men
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Out of the 52 movies I saw, I'd say only these 19 are really worth going out of your way to check out.
 
- Superman Returns: I loved this film more than Batman Begins! Honestly, most haters of this film need to say things more intelligently besides "This film sucks" and "Fire Singer." Like Movies205 did in this thread. At least provide reasons why you guys hate it. I honestly think that a good majority of people (definetely not all) who didn't like it, didn't like it because it wasn't the Superman film they wanted, be it Smallville the Movie, Superman Begins, whatever! 5/5

- Casino Royale: I'm not a Bond fan but I loved this film. This film was not only just purely badass, it was adrenaline pumping and emotionally thrilling. I can't wait for the next Bond movie (which I hope is Live and Let Die, but chances are that it is not). 5/5

- Cars: Another classic movie done by Pixar. Seriously why can't the other CGI animation studios like Dreamworks Animation and Blue Sky Studios be as good as you guys? 4.5/5

- Clerks II: This movie had everything, comedy, a dance number, Jay and Silent Bob, fast food, a romance plot, a donkey show, and a guy who strangely reminded me of myself 4.5/5

- Snakes on a Plane: The plot is right in the title, plus it had Samuel L. "Mutha F**kin'" Jackson. It's not meant to be an Oscar winner and it's not deep at all. It's just good cheesy fun. What's not to love? 4/5

- V for Vendetta: This film was plain badass, though I think that they should have made it 100% like the comic. Anarchy vs. totalitarianism. A reaction against Thatcherism. 4/5

- An Inconvenient Truth: This film has changed my views on global warming. 4/5

- Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan: While Clerks II had more funny scenes, I've never been hurting while laughing at a movie (the Azamat vs. Borat fight). This movie was just a huge "f**k you!" at today's politically correct world. 4/5

- The Omen: This shows what a remake should be like. The Omen was pretty much exactly the original, just set in today's age. They did a really good job at it. 3/5

- Jackass Number Two: It's a film about guys doing stupid, disgusting, stuff. There's no plot and it's not needed because there's no story to it. It's basically the show but without the censorship and a bit longer. 3/5

- Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby: Will Farrell and Sasha Baren Cohen are hilarious 3/5

- Accepted: A comedy film is never really that deep, but their main point is to make me laugh. This film did that "Ask me about my weiner!" 3/5

- Benchwarmers: It was funny. That's about it, nothing to really say about it asides that I laughed at the movie and that it had a really dumb plot. 2.5/5

- Click: This film was rather mehish, it had a few funny moments, but Adam Sandler just hasn't yet matched the awesomeness of Happy Gilmore and Billy Madison. 2.5/5

- Scary Movie 4: It had some funny moments, I say it's above the quality of Scary Movie 2 and Scary Movie 3, but the formula is starting to get really stale. 2/5

- X-Men: The Last Stand: VERY, VERY disappointing. Basically the only way you'll like this movie is if you don't read the comics. I hated that Magneto was ONCE again the villain. The movie tried to take too many of the plots from the comics such as Gifted and the Dark Phoenix Saga. I hated that Cyclops went down like a little b***h. I hated that several characters such as Psylocke, Multiple Man, etc. were bastardized into villains. I hated the entire movie focused on Wolverine (AGAIN) and Storm (Halle Berry is a b***h). I hated that they killed Professor X. I hated that they promoted Angel as a central character yet he was barely in the film. I hated the love triangle between Rogue, Iceman, and Shadowcat. I hated that Colossus only had one line. There is just so much I hate about this movie. Only Elektra and Blade Trinity are worse. 2/5

- The Shaggy Dog: I saw this film on a plane from Shanghai to Hong Kong, it was ******ed! Worst movie of 2006 I've seen so far. 1/5
 
Even if it's BO is struggling like a cancer patient that won't go down for the count! :( Change the thread title to "Rank 2006's Movies", would you? People seem to be offended by the I, :D

Done:woot:

My must-see list for 2006
*Bold means only if you're a Geek of that Genre

1. Hills Have Eyes (Horror)
2. Thank You For Smoking
3. Find Me Guilty (It's Lumet's return to form)
4. Inside Man
5. Prarie Home Companion - Altman's last film and finely a comedy that can be funny without going over the top, and it has a lot of heart
6. Lucky Number Slevin
7. Clerks 2 (Kevin Smith)
8. Miami Vice - Not an amazing movie by any means, but it's great by being a flawed movie, view my many reviews of the film to understand what I mean, but beware you'll either love it or hate it.
9. The Illusionist - The actors alone should be enough to make you want see this, but it's a film that film buffs should eat up due to his many nods to german expressionism.
10. Crank- If you like Jason Statham and ridiculous popcorn action flicks, this is your film.
11. Hollywoodland
12. The Departed
13. Prestige
14. Borat
15. Casino Royale
16. Blood Diamond
17. Devil Wears Prada
18. Fearless - If you like Martial Arts Films
19. Children of Men
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Out of the 52 movies I saw, I'd say only these 19 are really worth going out of your way to check out.

Good to see more love for the Hills Have Eyes, i loved that movie

I got Crank on the shelf and Clerks 2 on order from the bold
 

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