Sadly, you are mistaken. Unbeknownst to most of humanity, @KRYPTON INC., @Prison Mike and I have been fighting each other in an internecine war for centuries now, replete with shifting alliances, treachery and atrocities that defy description. Every year, we recruit thousands of followers into our respective empires, poor naive souls whose only purpose is to die on the blood-soaked altars of our hubris. The original purpose of this immortal conflict has been lost in the dust of time, so now we only exist to destroy, to lust, and to conquer. This forum is the only hallowed ground in which we can engage in civil discourse, to remind ourselves that we, too, were once human.