Recast Untouchable Screen Classics - Part 1

[Tg11]

Cape Fear (remake of the 1962 and 1991 film) (2017)

Max Cady- Joaquin Phoenix
Sam Bowden- Josh Brolin
Leigh Bowden- Charlize Theron
Danielle Bowden- Mackenzie Foy
Claude Kersek- Cole Hauser
Lori Davis- Juliette Lewis
Lieutenant Elgart- Robert De Niro
Lee Heller- Nick Nolte

 

[Silvermoth]

Spaceballs
Lone Starr - Andy samberg
Princess Vespa - Natalie Portman
Barf - Gabriel Iglesias
Dot Matrix - Fran Drescher
Dark Helmet - Seth McFarlane

Actually it would be funny if they sent up the sequels

 

[DawnWarrior]

Spaceballs
Lone Starr - Andy samberg
Princess Vespa - Natalie Portman
Barf - Gabriel Iglesias
Dot Matrix - Fran Drescher
Dark Helmet - Seth McFarlane

Actually it would be funny if they sent up the sequels

Or the prequels. 'Space Balls: Episode I." They could shoot it in a weekend on a green-screen stage. Can't believe nobody did that.

Here's the thing: while writing this, I thought that Helmet needed someone smaller and nerdier, and I thought of Joe Lo Truglio. And since you got Samberg in there already, I say put the whole B-99 cast in there:

Vespa - Melissa Fumero
Barf - Terry Crews
Dot - Chelsea Peretti

 

[Eddie Dean]

Charlie Day as Dark Helmet or GTFO.

 

[Schlosser85]

Heat

Lt. Vincent Hanna...Robert Downey Jr.

Neal McCauley.... Michael Keaton

Chris Shiherlis... Sebastian Stan

Justine Hanna... Robin Wright

Michael Cheritto... Jon Hamm

Nate... Jonathan Banks

Eady.... Felicity Jones

Charlene Shiherlis.... Jennifer Morrison

Sergeant Drucker.... Anthony Mackie

Sammy Casals... John Ortiz

Bosko.... Dean Norris

Donald Breedan.... Mahershala Ali

Roger Van Zant.... Ben Mendelsohn

Waingro... Michael Rooker

Lauren Gustafson... Sophia Lillis

 

[DawnWarrior]

ThePrincessBride
Kumail Nanjiani as MIRACLE MAX

Just figured out Valerie: Nasim Pedrad!

 

[LaughterLives]

The Prestige:

Robert Angier- Lee Pace
Alfred Borden- James McAvoy
Cutter- Ian Holm
Sarah- Carey Muligan
Olivia- Zoey Deutch
Tesla- Bill Nighy

 

[Silvermoth]

I've heard people say it's weird that blade runner borrowed so much aesthetic from Asia but had no Asian actors so I'm trying to think of a great Asian actor to play Deckard

 

[David H.]

I'm trying to think of a great Asian actor to play Deckard

If I can’t have him as Philip Marlowe...

 

[Tg11]

Blade Runner (2017) (remake of the 1982 film)

Rick Deckard- Garrett Hedlund
Roy Batty- Michael Fassbender
Rachael- Jaimie Alexander
Pris- Katie Cassidy
Zhora- Stana Katic
Gaff- Oscar Isaac
Leon- Tyler Labine
Chew- Masi Oka
Holden- Denis O'Hare
J.F. Sebastian- Jeff Bridges

 

[Silvermoth]

If I can’t have him as Philip Marlowe...

I reckon James Chen has a great neo noir sort of look

 

[Guts]

I've heard people say it's weird that blade runner borrowed so much aesthetic from Asia but had no Asian actors so I'm trying to think of a great Asian actor to play Deckard

 

[Eddie Dean]

James Hong is a bit old for Deckard, no?

 

[Guts]

Harrison Ford should have played Chew instead.

 

[Longuecarabine]

Anastasia (2017)

Anastasia: Sophie Turner

Dimitri: Ansel Elgort

Vladimir: Mark Addy

Rasputin: Ralph Fiennes

Bartok: Josh Gad

Dowager Empress Marie: Maggie Smith

Can't think of anyone for Sophie, might need help.

 

[Silvermoth]

The Mummy
Rick O'Connell - Said Taghmaoui

Evey- Freema Agyeman

Jonathan - Nazeem Hussein

Imhotep - Amy Waked

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[Sawyer]

RUGRATS
All Grown Up

Tommy Pickles - Dylan O'Brien

Chuckie Finster - Caleb Landry Jones

Phil DeVille - Jack O'Connell

Lil DeVille - Kristen Stewart

Angelica Pickles - Ashley Benson

Susie Carmichael - Ashleigh Murray

Dil Pickles - Logan Miller

Kimi Finster - Annie Q

 

[Jordacar]

DARK CITY

John Murdoch - Sebastian Stan

Dr. Schreber - Clark Gregg

Inspector Bumstead - Idris Elba

Emma - Chloe Bennett

Mr. Hand - Tilda Swinton

Mr. Book - Ben Kingsley

Mr. Wall - Andy Serkis

Uncle Carl - Michael Rooker

 

[Jordacar]

Welcome to 2018! Let's get this thing rolling!

CLUE

David Tennant as WADSWORTH

Elizabeth Banks as MISS SCARLET

Salma Hayek as MRS. PEACOCK

Constance Wu as MRS. WHITE

Jemaine Clement as PROF. PLUM

Anthony Anderson as COL. MUSTARD

Neil Patrick Harris as MR. GREEN

Angela Sarafyan as YVETTE

and Ben Mendelsohn as MR. BODDY

 

[Breogan]

Welcome to 2018! Let's get this thing rolling!

CLUE

Spoiler

David Tennant as WADSWORTH

Elizabeth Banks as MISS SCARLET

Salma Hayek as MRS. PEACOCK

Constance Wu as MRS. WHITE

Jemaine Clement as PROF. PLUM

Anthony Anderson as COL. MUSTARD

Neil Patrick Harris as MR. GREEN

Angela Sarafyan as YVETTE

and Ben Mendelsohn as MR. BODDY

Great cast, that would be fun!

 

[Silvermoth]

Happy 2018 everyone!

Iron Man - Rahul Kohli

Pepper Potts - Claire Foy

Rhodey- Trevante Rhodes

Iron monger - Richards Jenkins

 

[CaptainWagner]

Mayberry

Sherif Andy Taylor: Jason Bateman

Barney Fife: Bill Hader

Aunt Bea: Camryn Manheim

Opie Taylor: Jack Dylan Grazer

Helen Crump: Bryce Dallas Howard

Gomer Pyle: Leslie Odom Jr.

Goober Pyle: Anthony Anderson

Otis Campbell: John C. Reilly

Ernest T Bass: Steve Zahn

---It could be a movie, but I think it would be better off as a limited event series. As for race-swapping the Pyles, remaking it today you won't be able to get around the racial issues of the time period. I feel like delving into those issues fits right into the spirit of the original show, and is absolutely something that would need to be done with any remake.

 

[Eddie Dean]

The Witches of Eastwick (2018)
Dir. Sofia Coppola

Lady Gaga - Alexandra Medford

Kirsten Dunst - Jane Spofford

Margot Robbie - Sukie Ridgemont

and Daryl Van Horne - Colin Farrell*

*but only if he keeps The Lobster and Killing of a Sacred Deer weight

 

[Silvermoth]

Pokemon: the first movie
Ash - Ian Chen

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Misty - hyuna

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Brock - Tahj mowry

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[Schlosser85]

Ransom

Directed by David Fincher

Tom Mullen......Leonardo DiCaprio

Det. Jimmy Shaker....Tom Hardy

Kate Mullen.....Mireille Enos

Agent Lonnie Hawkins.... Idris Elba

Sean Mullen (gender-swapped)....McKenna Grace

Clark Barnes.... Corey Stoll

Cubby Barnes....Aaron Paul

Maris Conner....Noomi Rapace

Miles Roberts... Michael Chernus