Return of the *Official* Relationship Advice Thread

[Anubis]

Yup, that's how it goes. That new relationship shine wears off after awhile. Love is fleeting. Eventually you'll have to settle for somebody you can stand being around for long periods of time. If you're lucky enough to find that, you've won.....God life is f**king depressing.

 

[Gentleman Owl]

The thing is, over short periods of time I couldn't stand her, but the longer we were together the more I could stand her. I probably got on better with her when living with her for a few weeks than when we just went out for the day together.

 

[Ghostvirus]

So I am chatting it up with a chick. She says that she has seen me around. She said that she recognized my face? I was like really? She said that isn't a bad thing.

Possible flirting on her part?

 

[Gentleman Owl]

>she recognises my face
>she wants to ****

 

[amazingfantasy15]

The thing is, over short periods of time I couldn't stand her, but the longer we were together the more I could stand her. I probably got on better with her when living with her for a few weeks than when we just went out for the day together.

It really sounds like you two are better off broken up, most everything you've said about the relationship is that it was pretty bad.

 

[Hurm...]

>she recognises my face
>she wants to ****

LOL!t:

 

[Hound55]

Sex drives wain.

Sex: Drives wang.

 

[Mac_Hine]

Sex: Drives wang.

Hey now!

 

[Anubis]

Sex: Drives wang.

Wisdom.

 

[steintym]

So I am chatting it up with a chick. She says that she has seen me around. She said that she recognized my face? I was like really? She said that isn't a bad thing.

Possible flirting on her part?

Most likely flirting ... Unless you've been on Cops or America's Dumbest recently

 

[Gentleman Owl]

Most likely flirting ... Unless you've been on Cops or America's Dumbest recently

Come on, seriously are you encouraging this? Clearly if a girl even walks past you she must be flirting with you. Come on, it's all funny and stuff but surely none of you guys are such hardcore geek virgins or freaks of nature to get so little female attention that the only times you do you think they want to sleep with you.

 

[steintym]

Come on, seriously are you encouraging this? Clearly if a girl even walks past you she must be flirting with you. Come on, it's all funny and stuff but surely none of you guys are such hardcore geek virgins or freaks of nature to get so little female attention that the only times you do you think they want to sleep with you.

Hell yeah, why not? She said she recognized him and that wasn't a bad thing. Too many p****** on here only have contact with chicks through facebook or texting (the lamest thing I can imagine), so why not encourage a little interaction. Doesn't mean it will lead to anything or that he's going to get laid, but hell, it probably was a little bit of flirting.

 

[Gentleman Owl]

Hell yeah, why not? She said she recognized him and that wasn't a bad thing. Too many p****** on here only have contact with chicks through facebook or texting (the lamest thing I can imagine), so why not encourage a little interaction. Doesn't mean it will lead to anything or that he's going to get laid, but hell, it probably was a little bit of flirting.

Encouraging interaction is great. Encouraging interaction in the pretense that she is flirting with you will only lead somewhere bad.

 

[steintym]

Nah ... That was a nice friendly opening someone might need. Just because it was suggested that it might be flirting doesn't mean he should jump her or start rubbing on her. Flirting doesn't have to mean "I want you" or "Let's bang".

She probably was flirting, but at the very least she was being friendly and chatting. It was nice to hear someone that didn't immediately ask if he should text her or check out her facebook site.

 

[Gentleman Owl]

How many normal males under the age of like 70 separate flirting from 'I wanna ****' from anything else. Hey, how many people flirt with someone they don't want to ****? Isn't sexual attraction supposed to be one of the first and most key ways you'd choose a 'potential mate' and yeah, society says no, but society says a lot of ********.

I mean yeah, talk to her, but don't at any point think she has any interest in you or you'll cloud your judgement and screw up any chance you might or might not have to get in her lacy undies.

 

[steintym]

Honestly ... I think we're on the same page here. I wasn't implying that was his open invitation to a little "strange", but there probably was an opening to pursue things further.

 

[SpideyVille]

Don't people flirt for the fun of it?

 

[Gentleman Owl]

I'd only advise that to people with actual experience with women and confidence. Id you don't have either of those things, flirting for fun just comes across as awkward and creepy.

 

[Anubis]

Come on, seriously are you encouraging this? Clearly if a girl even walks past you she must be flirting with you. Come on, it's all funny and stuff but surely none of you guys are such hardcore geek virgins or freaks of nature to get so little female attention that the only times you do you think they want to sleep with you.

Heh, you should go check out the old thread.

 

[Gentleman Owl]

Heh, you should go check out the old thread.

Wow, the old thread must have basically been 4chan.

 

[Anubis]

In fact, go check the TIVO the HYpe thread. Lotta hilarious nuggets from the past threads. Such as "Hooters waitress smiled at me!" And, "this girl gave me a high five! She luffs me!!!"

 

[Ghostvirus]

Most likely flirting ... Unless you've been on Cops or America's Dumbest recently

Thank you for answering my question with the logical conclusion that if you said it might be flirting that I wasn't going to find her & rape her.

I was simply wondering because I thought it was an interesting thing to say. Just wanted to get some feed back. Good to know that the thread is still in good hands.

Now if you will excuse me I have a rape kit to pick up...

 

[Gentleman Owl]

In fact, go check the TIVO the HYpe thread. Lotta hilarious nuggets from the past threads. Such as "Hooters waitress smiled at me!" And, "this girl gave me a high five! She luffs me!!!"

Oh. Dear. God.

 

[Hound55]

Heh, you should go check out the old thread.

Wow, the old thread must have basically been 4chan.

Whoa. Nubsy, that owl keeps talking to you, checking you out...

I think you're in, bro...

 

[Gentleman Owl]

Whoa. Nubsy, that owl keeps talking to you, checking you out...

I think you're in, bro...

You quoted me, you want to ****.