Sharing is NOT caring

[Colossal Spoons]

There are few times I don't want to be bothered:

Playing video games, or reading or when I'm in front of the computer.

So the next time you sign on to XBL, I shouldn't send you a message just saying "Oh hai, whacha doin?"

While sleeping, I don't share my space. I'll cuddle and all when I'm awake or getting frisky, but when its time for sleep I need my space. I'm usually a warm person and having another warm body right next to me makes it hard to be comfortable.

Are we clones or something? Couldn't agree more!

 

[Silverstein]

For me, it's def that first bite of food. The last bite sucks to share too, but I'll kill a man for that very first bite.

Fat.



Anyways, for me I guess it'd be the first bite of food or something like that. I'd kill over it.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Ha, thanks

 

[redmarvel]

^You've fallen in before haven't you? ;(

Yup, I've made that Colossal error at least once. The penalty a gal has to pay if she doesn't want to blind herself in the middle of the night.

Oh, and I will NOT share a toothbrush. Which is odd, in a way, because I do enjoy French kissing and feeding folks off my fork...

 

[AndThePickles]

I keep telling Spoons to put the seat down because I'm afraid that will happen to me, too!

 

[Sarge 2.0]

Yup, I've made that Colossal error at least once. The penalty a gal has to pay if she doesn't want to blind herself in the middle of the night.

Oh, and I will NOT share a toothbrush. Which is odd, in a way, because I do enjoy French kissing and feeding folks off my fork...

OK, you took talking about a toothbrush and made an innuendo out of it. Bravo, madame.



*Applauds*

 

[redmarvel]

I keep telling Spoons to put the seat down because I'm afraid that will happen to me, too!

The only thing worse than not putting the seat back down... not lifting it up in the first place and not wiping up errors in aiming.

 

[redmarvel]

OK, you took talking about a toothbrush and made an innuendo out of it. Bravo, madame.



*Applauds*

and my thesaurus expands while I attempt to make other things expand

 

[Silverstein]

Ha, thanks

I was just messing around, but I do honestly agree. In a relationship, I don't mind sharing almost anything...except when it comes to the first bite. Even the last bite is okay for me, because I think of it as a gift. "I love you so much I gave you my last bite of steak! I love steak."

But covers, I -love- sharing the covers. Games, too, as it's fun to watch the girls I know play video games. And so on, so forth..

The only other things are my car and my artbook. NO ONE can drive my car. And no one is ever allowed to draw in my sketchbook.

 

[Lunar_Wolf]

My DVD's. I don't like anyone taking them.

 

[knowsbleed]

I take your DVDs, they love it. They can't get enough of it. They'd rather be with me than you any night of the week. You don't treat them right. They'll leave you one day for me, realize that.

 

[LouFerignoDemon]

My car. I don't let anybody other than me drive it. Ever.

P.S.: I hear Spoons is into women with big heads, coyote puppies, and racism.

 

[Catman]

My man. WILL NOT SHARE, EVER.

So...no threesomes, huh?

 

[Cunning Stunts]

My me time. I'll gladly help folks out, but if I have a designated time to relax, I get pretty pissed off if I'm needed. Unless it's, like, an emergency or something. This also applies to work. Unless I need the money badly, I hate to be called into work. I think I punched a hole into the wall one time due to it. Let me have my me time!

Yeah, my ex never seemed to understand that. When I'm chilling with my friends, or just at home sleeping, that doesn't mean text or call me as early as ****ing possible just to tell me you're feeding the dogs and they did something funny. And on the days that I was supposed to be off and alone or with my friends, I'd get at least five or six texts asking if I knew when the next time I'd visit was yet.

 

[xisaacx]

My phone

 

[Stephanie McMahon]

My Lovely Lady Lumps.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

My car. I don't let anybody other than me drive it. Ever.

P.S.: I hear Spoons is into women with big heads, coyote puppies, and racism.

Hahaha, slanderer!

 

[Honey Vibe]

Sharing my hookah. MINE MINE MINE.

 

[knowsbleed]

You don't share a hookah? That's just plain mean!! All that flavor needs to be passed around.

 

[Drakon]

My Lovely Lady Lumps.

That's funny. And you're hot.

 

[CELTICPRED]

My bag of doritos I keep up in the shelf.

Because there's always someone will open the bag, and eat the chips out of the bag with their fingers, thusly greasing the outside of the bag as well as leaving amoebas on the other chips inside the bag.

Pisses me the hell off.

 

[Ace of Knaves]

I don't like sharing my crack or my smack. That ****s all for me!!!

 

[Lunar_Wolf]

I take your DVDs, they love it. They can't get enough of it. They'd rather be with me than you any night of the week. You don't treat them right. They'll leave you one day for me, realize that.

I thought they liked when I scratched them

 

[NotAHenchwench]

Personally I feel a majority of you here should commit suicide. Let's be real; You're all geeks. You most likely have never seen a ***** before, let alone penetrated one. You have absolutely no friends or social lives. You'll never get married or reproduce, and you'll be alone for your entire, miserable existence.

So really, what's the point? All you're doing is taking up precious space. Kill yourselves now, you have absolutely nothing to live for anyway. I promise you nobody won't even notice you're gone, not even your imaginary friends.

Awwww, somebody's a little ********... Seriously.

 

[Ace of Knaves]

Yea you're cool man. Giving it the biggun over the internet. And look at your screen name. I bet you are some emo Joker freak or something

I dunno bout anyone else but I get *****. So shhh.