So I just got back from my first concert and uh...

[Under The Rose]

Dude you're looking into this thing way too much. She danced with you. Wow. Let her give you a handjob while you're at it and make a thread,song,and theory about that too.

Hand job? thats for strangers he should at least get a blow

 

[C.F. Kane]

Okay, congrats on the grinding. I've had it happen to me and, yeah it's alright for a bit.

Don't screw them though. Stupid horny chicks are a surefire way to get in serious trouble.

 

[Ronny Shade]

Okay, congrats on the grinding. I've had it happen to me and, yeah it's alright for a bit.

Don't screw them though. Stupid horny chicks are a surefire way to get in serious trouble.

You'd rather screw smart frigid chicks?

 

[Erzengel]

As much as I'm ribbing TW, I understand that this IS probably a big deal for him. I remember this girl in high school that everytime she talked to me, she smushed her boobs into my arm. It was the highllight of my sophmore year.

 

[JLBats]

As much as I'm ribbing TW, I understand that this IS probably a big deal for him. I remember this girl in high school that everytime she talked to me, she smushed her boobs into my arm. It was the highllight of my sophmore year.

Mine too

Boob smooshage is the second loveliest accident in the world.

 

[Ronny Shade]

As much as I'm ribbing TW, I understand that this IS probably a big deal for him. I remember this girl in high school that everytime she talked to me, she smushed her boobs into my arm. It was the highllight of my sophmore year.

Make a TV show about it and cast a 27 year old underwear model as yourself

 

[Ronny Shade]

Mine too

Boob smooshage is the second loveliest accident in the world.

First is accidental *******?

 

[Erzengel]

I reenact it in my basement with hookers.

 

[JLBats]

First is accidental *******?

First is accidental rock star children.

 

[Under The Rose]

First is accidental *******?

"oops sorry my dick fell in your mouth"

 

[Tangled Web]

First is accidental rock star children.

How does that happen?

 

[Tangled Web]

First is accidental rock star children.

How does that happen?

 

[JLBats]

How does that happen?

Children of rockstars produced by meaningless sex.

 

[Ronny Shade]

Children of rockstars produced by meaningless sex.

I thought you meant children of normal people who grow up to be rockstars

 

[JLBats]

I thought you meant children of normal people who grow up to be rockstars

That one works too.

 

[C.F. Kane]

You'd rather screw smart frigid chicks?

This grows out of my fear of STD's, nothing more.

 

[Sabretooth]

I don't think this thread will ever die.

 

[Under The Rose]

This grows out of my fear of STD's, nothing more.

That`ll get more difficult as you go on

 

[JLBats]

Christ, TW is humping everything that moves in that other thread

 

[Erzengel]

 

[Under The Rose]

Erzengel thats great

 

[The Chairman]

Ouch.

 

[JLBats]

I will n.e.v.e.r stop laughing.

 

[jaguarr]

Christ, TW is humping everything that moves in that other thread

He's turned into a Sex Zombie.

jag

 

[Under The Rose]

He's turned into a Sex Zombie.

jag

Ive never seen a zombie having sex Jag