So I just got back from my first concert and uh...

[Mr. Credible]

a haiku to celebrate:


got my pee-pee rubbed
at panic at the disco
by some girl's rear end

 

[JLBats]

I did once...

but sometimes....

melted sno-caps and popcorn kernels are in that drinkholder...

I had a friend who dated this total ugmo. We all thought he'd lost it. She even wrote him a book of terrible poetry ("Love is never needing a snooze button on your alarm clock, because when you wake up in the morning your mind is taken by thoughts of your love") then, they broke up because he wouldn't go down on her, since apparently she didn't know how to wash.

 

[The Chairman]

I had a friend who dated this total ugmo. We all thought he'd lost it. She even wrote him a book of terrible poetry ("Love is never needing a snooze button on your alarm clock, because when you wake up in the morning your mind is taken by thoughts of your love") then, they broke up because he wouldn't go down on her, since apparently she didn't know how to wash.

I don't know why, but this made me laugh harder than anything in this thread.

 

[Sarge 2.0]

It's destiny.

It's trying to tell you to listen to more Black Label.

My iPod died like, a minute ago. Maybe that's another sign.

 

[Mr. Credible]

I had a friend who dated this total ugmo. We all thought he'd lost it. She even wrote him a book of terrible poetry ("Love is never needing a snooze button on your alarm clock, because when you wake up in the morning your mind is taken by thoughts of your love") then, they broke up because he wouldn't go down on her, since apparently she didn't know how to wash.

ugmo is offiially the new word. i will spread it like wild fire.

in fact, i will make a thread dedicated to new words made up on the internet. thanks for the idea.

 

[JLBats]

I thought ugmo was already widely used

 

[Sarge 2.0]

I had a friend who dated this total ugmo. We all thought he'd lost it. She even wrote him a book of terrible poetry ("Love is never needing a snooze button on your alarm clock, because when you wake up in the morning your mind is taken by thoughts of your love") then, they broke up because he wouldn't go down on her, since apparently she didn't know how to wash.

Ugmo is definitely going into the vernacular around my area now.

 

[Sarge 2.0]

I thought ugmo was already widely used

Silly Canadian.

 

[JLBats]

Silly Canadian.

Did I seriously just come up with that out of nowhere?

 

[The Chairman]

I thought ugmo was already widely used

Well, I've never heard it before. I shall add it to my ever growing lexicon.

 

[The Last Meatbag]

I had a friend who dated this total ugmo. We all thought he'd lost it. She even wrote him a book of terrible poetry ("Love is never needing a snooze button on your alarm clock, because when you wake up in the morning your mind is taken by thoughts of your love") then, they broke up because he wouldn't go down on her, since apparently she didn't know how to wash.

Yeah, I had a friend like that, the girl he was going out looked like a ****in' horse


His nickname is now Horse ****er

 

[Sarge 2.0]

Did I seriously just come up with that out of nowhere?

Probably.

 

[JLBats]

Yeah, I had a friend like that, the girl he was going out looked like a ****in' horse


His nickname is now Horse ****er

The girl my friend was with is now going out with is now claiming to have three hour sex sessions with her much older boyfriend. But he seems disgusted by her. hmmm.

 

[Mr. Credible]

Well, I've never heard it before. I shall add it to my ever growing lexicon.

not enough people today use the word 'lexicon'

you deserve a for that. jolly good.

 

[Dr.Doom]

I've heard of ugmo before

 

[Tangled Web]

$24 you could have spent on a CD of a good band.

Yeah, but I wouldn't get to dry hump a chick.

 

[JLBats]

I've heard of ugmo before

Was it yelled at you on a bus?

 

[JLBats]

Yeah, but I wouldn't get to dry hump a chick.

Excellent reasoning.

 

[Dr.Doom]

Was it yelled at you on a bus?

No, I heard someone yell it at your mom.

ooh, wicked burn

 

[Tangled Web]

Excellent reasoning.

Spoiler

That's what I do.

 

[The Chairman]

No, I heard someone yell it at your mom.

ooh, wicked burn

What a creative and original response.

Spoiler

NOT

 

[JLBats]

No, I heard someone yell it at your mom.

ooh, wicked burn

Was it you yelling it? Because she WILL track you down, *****. She WILL.

 

[The Last Meatbag]

You know what pisses me off


Brokebat Mountain.


Not even funny....

liek srsly here



Brokebat Mountain......





Not even funny I tell ya....

 

[Mr. Credible]

The girl my friend was with is now going out with is now claiming to have three hour sex sessions with her much older boyfriend. But he seems disgusted by her. hmmm.

3 hour sex sessions, i've found, are like ufo sightings... people say they happen all the time, but in all actuality, it's never been proven to actually have happened.

i've been having sex for 8ish years, and i've had a 1 and a half hour sex session once ever, and it was because i was so damn drunk i had no feeling in mah penis.

granted, this was an hour and a half of straight mish (missionary), so mabye if we'd switched it up it could have gone for 3... who knows.

i'm ranting, and i've forgotten what thread i'm even in.

 

[The Chairman]

Was it you yelling it? Because she WILL track you down, *****. She WILL.

Yes, JLBat's mom will hurt you B.U.M. Take it from me.

I learned the hard way.