So I just got back from my first concert and uh...

The Last Meatbag said:
You know what pisses me off


Brokebat Mountain.


Not even funny....

liek srsly here



Brokebat Mountain......





Not even funny I tell ya....

Someone made a similar joke about Schindler's List. I forget who. They said, "I saw Schindler's List. Wasn't too funny."























I'm very tired.
 
It felt so good like when she'd back it up right in to me and I would look at the celieing and I'd gasp in pleasure. Man, that was great.
 
Tangled Web said:
It felt so good like when she'd back it up right in to me and I would look at the celieing and I'd gasp in pleasure. Man, that was great.

Tell me more. Tell me more NOW.
 
ANTHONYNASTI said:
Someone made a similar joke about Schindler's List. I forget who. They said, "I saw Schindler's List. Wasn't too funny.























I'm very tired.

Yeah, that, um... mighta been me.
 
Tangled Web said:
It felt so good like when she'd back it up right in to me and I would look at the celieing and I'd gasp in pleasure. Man, that was great.

My general dislike for you is escalating into scathing feeling of bitter rage and hatred. :mad:
 
JLBats said:
Yeah, that, um... mighta been me.

Yeah, it might have been. Or my teacher. Really not much of a difference, is there?
 
Tangled Web said:
The friction fely really good. It was better than masterbation.

Nothing is better than *********ion! :mad:

Especially when the girl is *********ing for you. :)
 
Tangled Web said:
The friction fely really good. It was better than masterbation.

Did she make any noises or odours?
 
The Last Meatbag said:
How's Jose doing by the way?
I don't know. He's probably being ******ed. I just wantd to fight him when he said that the Da Vinci Code was an afront to God, and to top it off he started bashing Catholicism. I just wanted to beat the **** out of that little ****er.
 
Tangled Web said:
I don't know. He's probably being ******ed. I just wantd to fight him when he said that the Da Vinci Code was an afront to God, and to top it off he started bashing Catholicism. I just wanted to beat the **** out of that little ****er.
Just reply with a

"que?"

or

"tu pene es MUY pequeno"

or

"tu madre es un punto.........es MI punto"


.......you'll probably wanna stick with the first one though :o
 
JLBats said:
Did she make any noises or odours?
Hmm. I couldn't really here her. Odours? I don't know, it was pretty crowded in there so I couldn't really disinguish it. She did move in a nice way though. Her facial expresions were also very good.
 
holy crap!

why is everyone acting like they've never danced with a girl?!?
 
Reader said:
I just don't understand what the big deal is here. Are sexual encounters that rare that a half dozen people are like...high-fiving you (so to speak)?

I can't wait for the turnout when someone actually gets laid...

I'm rather inclined to agree.
 
Tangled Web said:
Hmm. I couldn't really here her. Odours? I don't know, it was pretty crowded in there so I couldn't really disinguish it. She did move in a nice way though. Her facial expresions were also very good.

Describe the facial expressions.
 
The Last Meatbag said:
Just reply with a

"que?"

or

"tu pene es MUY pequeno"

or

"tu madre es un punto.........es MI punto"


.......you'll probably wanna stick with the first one though :o

What

or your penis is very small

or

your mom is a ****e........is MY ****e.



TO answer someone else's question they were a darker color.
 
Mr. Credible said:
holy crap!

why is everyone acting like they've never danced with a girl?!?
Meh, I've gone to school dances....and I've slow danced....

never dry humped though, mostly because IM not really interested in any of the girls I go to school with...
 
The Last Meatbag said:
Just reply with a

"que?"

or

"tu pene es MUY pequeno"

or

"tu madre es un punto.........es MI punto"



.......you'll probably wanna stick with the first one though :o

your mother is a period....she's my period?

WTF????
 
JLBats said:
Describe the facial expressions.
The facial expressions were like she was in a state of ecstasy. (In, not on, well she was on it so...)
 
Mr Sparkle said:
your mother is a period....she's my period?

WTF????

Your mother is the culmination of my menstrual period, *****.
 

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