So, my girlfriend is playing a lesbian...

[Shuley]

Sorry to hear you have to watch your girlfriend make out with other chicks in front of you,things you gonna watch in life ya know?

 

[Steve Rogers]

Sorry to hear you have to watch your girlfriend make out with other chicks in front of you,things you gonna watch in life ya know?

Don't feel sorry for me. I love watching her perform. I feel so proud. The point of this thread was just to say that I now know for sure, that girl on girl action involving my girlfriend is 100% not for me.

 

[jaguarr]

on a side note am i the only one getting pissed off that girls in clubs use the whole lesbo thing to simple tease blokes

come on thats just not right. getting our hopes up like that

The next time a couple of girls try to use that ploy with you, tease them that you don't think they are real lesbians and are just messing with you. See how far you can get them to take it in their attempts to try to convince you they're really gay. Make a game of it. If you get pictures of them scissoring naked then you win a shot of your choice the next time you're out at the bar.

jag

 

[Two-Face]

My girlfriend's this big actress. She's in plays all the time. It's like she's Mary Jane or something, but I never miss her show do to a criminal threat facing New York.

Anyway in her new play she plays a lesbian. And she has to kiss another girl. More than once. It was very uncomfortable and intimidating. I've never had that fantasy about her and another woman. I'm not that guy. I just assumed I'd never like it. Now, I know it. Any man who wants to see his girlfriend get it on with another woman is either kidding himself or not actually in love.

In another interesting note, the people involved with this play went on a publicity quest and went around advertising the play. They asked local businesses to put up posters and whatnot. Check this out. They were kicked out of the Salvation Army. Another fine organization. They were kicked out because something about doing an "abomination as entertainment" or some intelligent remark like that. Also, the girl who plays my girlfriend's girlfriend (the girl who plays my girlfriend's girlfriend...say that three times fast) her own family refused to come to the performance. America, it never ceases to surprise me.

I wish I could watch the play...

 

[The Incredible Hulk]

Don't feel sorry for me. I love watching her perform. I feel so proud. The point of this thread was just to say that I now know for sure, that girl on girl action involving my girlfriend is 100% not for me.

I'm guessing you're one of those possessive types. Even though you should be enjoying it and storing it in the "Spank Bank" you have this nagging feeling in the back of your mind that she's going to like it, and dump you to go muff-diving instead, right?

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

I shouldn't have said that. It was wrong with me. I jumped to conclusions and I hate it when people do that. The more I thought about what I said, the more I realized I was being an ass. All I can do now is apologize. I am sorry. I should not make broad generalizations like that. What I should have said was something along the lines of "any man who wants to see his girlfriend get it on with another women is someone who is into something different that I just can't get into." Serious, I really am sorry. I was a dick and you called me out.

These wounds will take a long time to heal.
You think you can just say "Sorry!" and things are gonna be like they used to be?

 

[November Rain]

Anyway in her new play she plays a lesbian. And she has to kiss another girl. More than once.

*spider-sense tingling*

 

[Steve Rogers]

I'm guessing you're one of those possessive types. Even though you should be enjoying it and storing it in the "Spank Bank" you have this nagging feeling in the back of your mind that she's going to like it, and dump you to go muff-diving instead, right?

Wow. Either I have no career as a writer, or you have no career as an editor at a publishing house, because none of that can be pulled from what I wrote. I'm not possessive at all. If I was, I would have tried to not let her do the play. But she did do the play and I was all for it. No, I shouldn't be storing it in the "spank bank". One of the great things about having a girlfriend is that you no longer need to "spank." I don't think she's going to like it because of the play.

 

[Mysterio]

I'm guessing you're one of those possessive types. Even though you should be enjoying it and storing it in the "Spank Bank" you have this nagging feeling in the back of your mind that she's going to like it, and dump you to go muff-diving instead, right?

now that is funny

 

[Steve Rogers]

These wounds will take a long time to heal.
You think you can just say "Sorry!" and things are gonna be like they used to be?

Like I said, all I can do is apologize.

 

[sinewave]

I shouldn't have said that. It was wrong with me. I jumped to conclusions and I hate it when people do that. The more I thought about what I said, the more I realized I was being an ass. All I can do now is apologize. I am sorry. I should not make broad generalizations like that. What I should have said was something along the lines of "any man who wants to see his girlfriend get it on with another women is someone who is into something different that I just can't get into." Serious, I really am sorry. I was a dick and you called me out.

no biggie, just trying to keep you honest.

 

[the_ultimate_evil]

The next time a couple of girls try to use that ploy with you, tease them that you don't think they are real lesbians and are just messing with you. See how far you can get them to take it in their attempts to try to convince you they're really gay. Make a game of it. If you get pictures of them scissoring naked then you win a shot of your choice the next time you're out at the bar.

jag

tried it, got called a perv. but i was a happy pervt:

 

[sinewave]

"prev"?

 

[Steve Rogers]

no biggie, just trying to keep you honest.

Cool. I appreciate your integrity.

 

[the_ultimate_evil]

me no speeel god :P

 

[sinewave]

Cool. I appreciate your integrity.

well, i am a pillar of the online community. t:

me no speeel god :P

 

[the_ultimate_evil]

how can something that is such an iconic pop art icon be wrong

 

[The Lizard]

 

[LexCorp]

Don't feel sorry for me. I love watching her perform. I feel so proud. The point of this thread was just to say that I now know for sure, that girl on girl action involving my girlfriend is 100% not for me.

Indeed I agree with you....I am not Christian Troy...

It is not for me. Some couples can bring in a third person for their sex life or whatever. Which in all honesty if you need to bring in a third person then the relationship can't be that special.

Yep I may get beaten for that comment but heck I sit by it.

 

[Steve Rogers]

Indeed I agree with you....I am not Christian Troy...

It is not for me. Some couples can bring in a third person for their sex life or whatever. Which in all honesty if you need to bring in a third person then the relationship can't be that special.

Yep I may get beaten for that comment but heck I sit by it.

That's what I thought, but the more I think about it, the more I realize I have no place to judge strangers. Like I said to Sinewave, I shouldn't have jumped to conclusions. I've never been into public displays of affection or strip clubs or any of that stuff. Me and my girlfriend are freaky as hell one on one. But that's where it ends. It's just something I can't get into.

 

[LexCorp]

That's what I thought, but the more I think about it, the more I realize I have no place to judge strangers. Like I said to Sinewave, I shouldn't have jumped to conclusions. I've never been into public displays of affection or strip clubs or any of that stuff. Me and my girlfriend are freaky as hell one on one. But that's where it ends. It's just something I can't get into.

I understand. I mean some couples just do that stuff. But I am marrying my girlfriend and the idea of sharing her with another man, woman is just wrong to me. She feels the same way. It's fine if other need to bring in the extra spice to the situation but I just think if they doing that how can you maintain a good balance?

 

[Mysterio]

Me and my girlfriend are freaky as hell one on one.

freaky as hell = heavy petting

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Actors are well-known ****s and sexual adventurers.
I've had a bunch of actor friends and a bunch of Musician friends and the actors are way freakier than even my Rock and Roll friends and I.
I'd be surprised if this girl is not being groomed to be sucked into the Cast Party Orgy and "Stay Late To 'Go Over Some Lines'" - Scene.

 

[LexCorp]

Actors are well-known ****s and sexual adventurers.
I've had a bunch of actor friends and a bunch of Musician friends and the actors are way freakier than even my Rock and Roll friends and I.
I'd be surprised if this girl is not being groomed to be sucked into the Cast Party Orgy and "Stay Late To 'Go Over Some Lines'" - Scene.

You see I guess I just think having a one way sexual relationship is old fashioned....gosh golly!

 

[Steve Rogers]

Actors are well-known ****s and sexual adventurers.
I've had a bunch of actor friends and a bunch of Musician friends and the actors are way freakier than even my Rock and Roll friends and I.
I'd be surprised if this girl is not being groomed to be sucked into the Cast Party Orgy and "Stay Late To 'Go Over Some Lines'" - Scene.

Yeah, and I jump to conclusions.