So...Someone Broke Into My House....

[Warhammer]

Omega Wizard, how old are y'all? For real, if you think you are able, go over there and confront him about it. Then push come to shove, punch him in his jaw.

 

[amazingfantasy15]

My dad went on vacation, so I was spending the week at my moms. When I get back to my house I notice little traces of burglary, so I check my friends my space...only to find this

Spoiler

My name is Matt, and the Josh dude is my next door neighbor.

I look in the fridge, all the hot dogs are gone, and when I turn on the TV, a ****load a of PayPerView pornos were ordered.

Also, the bastard, is telling the girl I like embarrising things about me.

Should we press charges?

How's this guy got access to your house? Did he break in or did you give him keys?

 

[Omega Wizard]

Broke in

 

[The Original Bamfer]

Karma?

 

[JaD]

You gotta keep us updated on this, with what happens with the cops and everything. When they're done bring him into an interrogation room with the lights out....Sneak up behind him....Turn them on...and slam his face onto the table.

 

[SapphirePrima]

So why do you guys have each other passwords?

Your parents didn't notice any of these things?

 

[Twin2]

Gotta love myspace though, dumb asses make priceless moments like these possible.

 

[The Geek Vault]

Dude ur neighbor sounds like a *****e! definitly press charges!

 

[hammy]

This thread is hilarious.

press charges that guy ate all the hot dogs.

"Book him, boys. That's a 602 ... eating all the hot dogs."

 

[AlteredEgo]

hmmm, he ordered porn and all the hotdogs are gone? are you sure he ate them? im just saying i dont know what you kids are into nowadays. and you consider this guy a friend at all?

 

[amazingfantasy15]

Broke in

That's pretty ballsy to break into your neighbor's house, especially since you're talking about it on a MySpace page that said neighbor has the password to. Is your neighbor "special"?

 

[Asteroid-Man]

Instruct him in the matters of loss and pain. Make him suffer, make him wish he were dead. And then grant his wish. The cunning warrior attacks neither body nor mind. The HEART Matt! First we attack his heart!

 

[Omega Wizard]

Stab him in the chest?

 

[The Geek Vault]

Stab him in the chest?

with the tooth of a basilisk!

 

[The Original Bamfer]

Instruct him in the matters of loss and pain. Make him suffer, make him wish he were dead. And then grant his wish. The cunning warrior attacks neither body nor mind. The HEART Matt! First we attack his heart!

These are the only hearts you'll ever be attacking.

 

[p.marlowe]

Omega

I don't advocate violence. This person invaded your privacy. It's akin to identity theft. Here near my town in St. Louis, we recently had a fifteen year old girl kill herself because a grown woman impersonated a teenager and posted mean things about the girl.

This is not a good situation, and you should treat it as the serious matter that it is.

Best of Luck

 

[amazingfantasy15]

Omega

I don't advocate violence. This person invaded your privacy. It's akin to identity theft. Here near my town in St. Louis, we recently had a fifteen year old girl kill herself because a grown woman impersonated a teenager and posted mean things about the girl.

This is not a good situation, and you should treat it as the serious matter that it is.

Best of Luck

How is it akin to identity theft? It's not akin to anything, it's basic breaking and entering, with a side order of stupid by inviting people over to the broken in house.

 

[p.marlowe]

How is it akin to identity theft? It's not akin to anything, it's basic breaking and entering, with a side order of stupid by inviting people over to the broken in house.

"...we recently had a fifteen year old girl kill herself because a grown woman impersonated a teenager and posted mean things about the girl."

Maybe it's not identity theft. Sure. But its not right. Thats what I mean.

 

[Warhammer]

Instruct him in the matters of loss and pain. Make him suffer, make him wish he were dead. And then grant his wish. The cunning warrior attacks neither body nor mind. The HEART Matt! First we attack his heart!

 

[Asteroid-Man]

These are the only hearts you'll ever be attacking.

*snatches bowl of candy hearts* Stupid reds...

Hey TOB, this one says "Reds R Ugly"!

 

[amazingfantasy15]

"...we recently had a fifteen year old girl kill herself because a grown woman impersonated a teenager and posted mean things about the girl."

Maybe it's not identity theft. Sure. But its not right. Thats what I mean.

Yeah, but you're comparing apples and oranges, these two incidents are nothing alike.

 

[hammy]

It's been a few hours since the cops got there, OW. We need an update.

 

[JaD]

Yes I'd like an update too....*continues listening to police scanner*

Spoiler

 

[Omega Wizard]

I called over there and his mom was crying. I feel bad now.

 

[SapphirePrima]

I called over there and his mom was crying. I feel bad now.

Umm, why should you feel bad? He broke into your house. Plus he ate your food.