Me: Hello?
Man: Who is this?
Me: Uh, this is cameron. Whos this?
Man: Same here
Me: What?
Man: My name is cameron too
Me: Oh really? Its a nice name
Man: Yeah yeah... very nice name
Me: How'd your parents come up with it?
Man: Cameron Diaz
Me: Oh, shes nice
Man: Yeah, yeah, very good actress
Me: So, anyways what were you calling for?
Man: Oh well I just went through a heart breaking divorced, so I called a random number because I wanted to talk to someone
Me: Oh, im sorry
Man: Wait, are you my ex?
Me: Im a man...
Man: Yeah I know, im gay
*hangs up*
That's my name..
Why always my name?![]()
*Shrugs*, I dunno.
I really cannot go somewhere without someone mentioning my name.
God. It sucks.
![]()
Imagine.
*Ring Ring*
Me: Hello, Ventralicious Monkeynomax speaking.
Caller: *Hangs up*
This happened to me at work this week...a dude who didn't have all the lights on called the main office, wanting our request line.
Me: Station name.
Man: Uh....I need....the request line?
Me: That number is 1-800-123-4567
Man: ..........................................what?
Me:1-800.
Man: *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep* Ok
Me: 123..
Man: *beep* *beep* *beep*
Me: 4567
Man: *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep* Thanks.
Me: You bet, thank you.
He was dialing the request line while talking to me, lol
Some woman from Canada hit on me in a chat room recently...
Woman: Are you a lesbian?
Me: I'm a male, so no.
Woman: Oh oh.
Me: I appreciate your interest, though.
(pause)
Me: Plus, I live kinda far from you.
*phone rings*
Me: Hello?
Superhero Hype Boards: OMG! I just had the funniest call. It was sooooooooo random and then the guy hang up! But then he called back and we talked for an hour while some girl in a Canadian chat room hit on me, but she turned out to be the same guy but that was all like....three years ago...probably....and I just thought of it now and had to share it with you! Hold on, the guy on the other line wants me to take a survey...
Me: You're just making things up at this point so you'll have something to keep this thread alive, aren't you?
Superhero Hype Boards: NO.....yes.
jag