Sorry, wrong number

[Scissors]

Double Post, Sorry.

 

[Conebone69]

Me: Hello?
Man: Who is this?
Me: Uh, this is cameron. Whos this?
Man: Same here
Me: What?
Man: My name is cameron too
Me: Oh really? Its a nice name
Man: Yeah yeah... very nice name
Me: How'd your parents come up with it?
Man: Cameron Diaz
Me: Oh, shes nice
Man: Yeah, yeah, very good actress
Me: So, anyways what were you calling for?
Man: Oh well I just went through a heart breaking divorced, so I called a random number because I wanted to talk to someone
Me: Oh, im sorry
Man: Wait, are you my ex?
Me: Im a man...
Man: Yeah I know, im gay

*hangs up*

 

[Gilpesh]

Me: Hello?
Man: Who is this?
Me: Uh, this is cameron. Whos this?
Man: Same here
Me: What?
Man: My name is cameron too
Me: Oh really? Its a nice name
Man: Yeah yeah... very nice name
Me: How'd your parents come up with it?
Man: Cameron Diaz
Me: Oh, shes nice
Man: Yeah, yeah, very good actress
Me: So, anyways what were you calling for?
Man: Oh well I just went through a heart breaking divorced, so I called a random number because I wanted to talk to someone
Me: Oh, im sorry
Man: Wait, are you my ex?
Me: Im a man...
Man: Yeah I know, im gay

*hangs up*

BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[Reptile]

that is the greatest random call ever

 

[BizarroAids]

My number is one digit off from a "Payday Loan" store...so yeah, I get random wrong numbers at least 3 times a week.

After so many, I finally asked what number they were looking for and figured it out. I'm going to have it changed by Friday, I can't take anymore...

" Um, I spent my money on crack, can I get a loan so i can get some formula for my kid?"

 

[Clark Kent]

That's my name..

Why always my name?

*Shrugs*, I dunno.

 

[Scissors]

*Shrugs*, I dunno.

I really cannot go somewhere without someone mentioning my name.

God. It sucks.

 

[Clark Kent]

I really cannot go somewhere without someone mentioning my name.

God. It sucks.

Why not change it to something more interesting then? Something like ... I dunno ... Ventralicious Monkeynomax ... or something.















.

 

[Scissors]

Imagine.

*Ring Ring*

Me: Hello, Ventralicious Monkeynomax speaking.
Caller: *Hangs up*

 

[Clark Kent]

Imagine.

*Ring Ring*

Me: Hello, Ventralicious Monkeynomax speaking.
Caller: *Hangs up*

.

 

[darkseid26]

me- hello
otherline(voice recording)- my dogs name is mojo?
me- what
hangs up

next day i find out it was my dad when i see him prank calling my mom.

 

[Avangarde]

Me: "....." speaking.
Caller: Hello sir, we are doing a survey of the residents in your area.
Me: Sorry I don't really have time for this.
Caller: If you take part in this you can recieve a free iPod.
Me: ..........really? How long will this take?
Caller: Approximately 20 mins sir.
Me: Ugh *hangs up*

 

[Alex The Great]

i had this like 3 years ago.

Caller: Hello? Doctor Marshall?
Me: uh....
Caller: yeah it's me, Mr. Spellman.
Me: Oh! ok...
Caller; I have a problem, my penis is tuning a strange color...
Me: *plays along* Ok, How long has this been Happening?
Caller: About 2 weeks.
Me: You Have 15 Minutes to live, spend them well. *hangs up*

 

[Immortalfire]

This happened to me at work this week...a dude who didn't have all the lights on called the main office, wanting our request line.

Me: Station name.
Man: Uh....I need....the request line?
Me: That number is 1-800-123-4567
Man: ..........................................what?
Me: 1-800.
Man: *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep* Ok
Me: 123..
Man: *beep* *beep* *beep*
Me: 4567
Man: *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep* Thanks.
Me: You bet, thank you.

He was dialing the request line while talking to me, lol

 

[SonikDeath]

This happened to me at work this week...a dude who didn't have all the lights on called the main office, wanting our request line.

Me: Station name.
Man: Uh....I need....the request line?
Me: That number is 1-800-123-4567
Man: ..........................................what?
Me: 1-800.
Man: *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep* Ok
Me: 123..
Man: *beep* *beep* *beep*
Me: 4567
Man: *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep* Thanks.
Me: You bet, thank you.

He was dialing the request line while talking to me, lol

omg. t:

 

[Ash J. Williams]

Some woman from Canada hit on me in a chat room recently...

Woman: Are you a lesbian?
Me: I'm a male, so no.
Woman: Oh oh.
Me: I appreciate your interest, though.
(pause)
Me: Plus, I live kinda far from you.

 

[jaguarr]

*phone rings*

Me: Hello?
Superhero Hype Boards: OMG! I just had the funniest call. It was sooooooooo random and then the guy hang up! But then he called back and we talked for an hour while some girl in a Canadian chat room hit on me, but she turned out to be the same guy but that was all like....three years ago...probably....and I just thought of it now and had to share it with you! Hold on, the guy on the other line wants me to take a survey...
Me: You're just making things up at this point so you'll have something to keep this thread alive, aren't you?
Superhero Hype Boards: NO.....yes.

jag

 

[CieloAzul]

 

[Immortalfire]

Some woman from Canada hit on me in a chat room recently...

Woman: Are you a lesbian?
Me: I'm a male, so no.
Woman: Oh oh.
Me: I appreciate your interest, though.
(pause)
Me: Plus, I live kinda far from you.

 

[Ash J. Williams]

*phone rings*

Me: Hello?
Superhero Hype Boards: OMG! I just had the funniest call. It was sooooooooo random and then the guy hang up! But then he called back and we talked for an hour while some girl in a Canadian chat room hit on me, but she turned out to be the same guy but that was all like....three years ago...probably....and I just thought of it now and had to share it with you! Hold on, the guy on the other line wants me to take a survey...
Me: You're just making things up at this point so you'll have something to keep this thread alive, aren't you?
Superhero Hype Boards: NO.....yes.

jag

 

[Alex The Great]

It's 1:00 AM in the morning on Monday, then my cell phone rings


Me: mm? Hello?
Caller: Hey Alex, what did you get for 85 A)?
Me: Eh?
Caller: What'd you get for 85 A)?
Me:........uh......hold on, uh yeah, X=257
Caller: That's what my calculater said, But I think it's wro-
Me: Then it's ****ing right! Now let me go to ****ing sleep!! *hangs up*

 

[Ace of Knaves]

Hahaha I do crazy **** on the phone all the time. When people bell me I put on weird accents, my favourite is the Irish or Russian.

Caller:Hello
Me: Hellosh you ish dis?
Caller:Errrrrr......
Me: You call for premiem Vodka?
Caller: Errrrr......
Me: You want cheap premiem Vodka?!?!?!
Caller: I'm sorry, i think i got the wrong number.
Me: NOOO!!! You must buy cheap premiem Vodka!!!!!!
Caller: Hangs up.

Ahh man, it's soo funny in person anyway!

 

[Scissors]

Had this one last night, that person scared the **** out of me.

*Ring ring*

Me: Hello, Tom speaking.
Man: Hello Tom, this is the CDC.
(Me being Belgian, I had no clue what that was.)
Me: The what?
Man: CDC, Centers for Disease Control.
Me: Okay.. What can I do for you?
Man: There is a new virus in the world that can kill you after 6 hours on infection, and we call you because we've heard you have the cure.
Me: I'm sorry, I don't know what you're talking about.
Man: You have to come to the US. We need help!
Me: I'm really sorry, but I think you have the wrong number.
Man: NO WAY, YOU ARE GOING TO HEAL THE WORLD! WE NEED YOU!
Me: *Click*

I didn't sleep after that.

Prank calls..

 

[SWAT]

Hahaha! That's funny.

 

[Ace of Knaves]

LOL. That sounds like a scene from a Michael Bay film!