Spider-Man 3 Caption Thread II

[ultimatefan]

SPIDER-MAN: So,what this monster does is apparently to make New York´s air look like LA...

 

[3dman27]

"...and I remember nothing from last night :/"

pete"how in hell did i get into a VOLTRON rerun

 

[ultimatefan]

SPIDER-MAN: Believe me, when it fell into the East River, it was a chinchilla...

 

[LostMind]

Ben: "Don't know why you want to transfer out of that class. The teacher is a MILF. You got hot chicks in your class. You got the smart chinese student Yu Soon that you can copy from. Tell me why."
Peter: "It has to do with my name."
Ben: "There is nothing wrong with your name. You know who I feel sorry for in you class. The kid named Will Rape. His parents should be shot for that."
Peter: "The teacher calls attendance alphabetically and there is only two kids after my name."
Ben: "Oh."

 

[LostMind]

Ben(after Peter asks what his opinion on Felicia): "I would hit that so hard that whoever pulled me out will be named the king of England."

 

[3dman27]

SPIDER-MAN: Believe me, when it fell into the East River, it was a chinchilla...

we need GODZILLA

 

[Panthro]

Ben: "Don't know why you want to transfer out of that class. The teacher is a MILF. You got hot chicks in your class. You got the smart chinese student Yu Soon that you can copy from. Tell me why."
Peter: "It has to do with my name."
Ben: "There is nothing wrong with your name. You know who I feel sorry for in you class. The kid named Will Rape. His parents should be shot for that."
Peter: "The teacher calls attendance alphabetically and there is only two kids after my name."
Ben: "Oh."

That is so wrong... yet it still made me laugh. Should I feel bad?

 

[Panthro]

Ben(after Peter asks what his opinion on Felicia): "I would hit that so hard that whoever pulled me out will be named the king of England."

 

[Panthro]

SPIDER-MAN: "So who here saw the Hurt Locker?"
CAPTAIN AMERICA: "You mean it actually got a theatrical release?"

 

[ultimatefan]

Great ones, Lost!

 

[ultimatefan]

BEN: Never underestimate women, Peter. Your Aunt May may look like just a sweet ol´granny, but in bed she´d make an adult film star blush!
PETER: And I thought founding you shot on the sidewalk was going to be my only traumatizing experience of the day...

 

[Panthro]

BEN: Never underestimate women, Peter. Your Aunt May may look like just a sweet ol´granny, but in bed she´d make an adult film star blush!
PETER: And I thought founding you shot on the sidewalk was going to be my only traumatizing experience of the day...

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks!

 

[ultimatefan]

CAPTAIN AMERICA: So, who wants to do a cameo in my movie directed by Albert Pyum?
ALL TOGETHER: Uh, we have to return some video tapes...

 

[Spider-Kid]

CA: Hey! All of you except for Iron Man wern't meant to be in The Avengers!
Iron Man: Oh, that's okay. We're here to take down the Green Lantern.
CA: Ah, good luck. Hopfully you won't do the same thing to Duke Nukem Forever.
Spidey: We already eliminated 3DRealms.
CA: ...

 

[ultimatefan]

PETER: How do I deal with a giant monster, uncle Ben? I never dealt with stuff like that before!
BEN: It´s easy, Pete. If it´s a giant monkey, the airplanes will take care of it, if it´s a giant lizard the ropes on the bridge will trap it!

SPIDEY: Huuuuuuh... What the hell is that again?

 

[Panthro]

VENOM: "Wolverine Origins is a much better movie than The Dark Knight!"

SANDMAN: "Loser."

 

[ultimatefan]

^That one actually deserved Sandman getting back and smacking him...

 

[ultimatefan]

VENOM: Hey, now that Disney owns Marvel, how about Miley Cyrus plays Black Cat?

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[ultimatefan]

VENOM: You know what, do me a favor. Why don't you close your eyes. [whispering] OK. Now imagine that Hilary Swank comes into this alley. For real. She walks over to you and she says, "Flint Marko. I just read your online profile. There's nothing I'd rather do than make out with you right now." Now you tell me something: is she hot?

SANDMAN: No! It´s "is she hot?", not "would you do her?"!

SANDMAN: Respect the game!

 

[Spider-Kid]

venom: You know what, do me a favor. Why don't you close your eyes. [whispering] ok. Now imagine that hilary swank comes into this alley. For real. She walks over to you and she says, "flint marko. I just read your online profile. There's nothing i'd rather do than make out with you right now." now you tell me something: Is she hot?

sandman: No! It´s "is she hot?", not "would you do her?"!

sandman: Respect the game!

lol.

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks!

 

[ultimatefan]

VENOM: Perma-white!

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[Panthro]

Hehe, perma-white.

VENOM: "I think Paris Hilton is the most beautiful woman in the world!"

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks and gee, I can Venom being evil, but his taste in women...