Spider-Man 3 Caption Thread II

[ultimatefan]

PETER: Sorry, Betty, I´m flattered, but MJ is the love of my life!

BETTY: What if I told you I´m the chick who played with a hose in my bathtub in The 40 Year-Old Virgin? And licked a beer bottle from bottom to top in Zak and Miri Make a Porno?

PETER: MJ who?

 

[Panthro]

Hehehehehe

TOBEY: "So how the Hell did you lose the role of Susan Storm-Richards/Invisible Woman to a no talent wannabe like Jessica Alba?"

ELIZABETH BANKS: "How do you think? She gave out free blow jobs to Tom Rothman & Tim Story."

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks! That´s actually a sound theory...

 

[ultimatefan]

PETER: Hey, wanna reenact the sex scene from Zak and Miri Make a Porno?

BETTY: Cool, but where are gonna find a porn movie crew?

PETER: Baby, I´m a nerdy college kid, I´ve forgotten more about porn movies than your brain could even absorb....

 

[SpaceWay2009]

LOL! The sex jokes are hilarious!

 

[Panthro]

PETER: Hey, wanna reenact the sex scene from Zak and Miri Make a Porno?

BETTY: Cool, but where are gonna find a porn movie crew?

PETER: Baby, I´m a nerdy college kid, I´ve forgotten more about porn movies than your brain could even absorb....

 

[Panthro]

PETER: "Why do I look this happy? Did you see the paycheck they're offering me for the next 3 films?"

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Spasce, Panthro! Hehehehehe, Tobey´s a happy man indeed.

 

[ultimatefan]

BANKS: I´ll do whatever you want in bed for a big, official love interest role in Spider-Man 4!

TOBEY: You´ll do whatever I Want in bed for five minutes more screentime. And cuddling.

BETTY: Ten minutes more. And diamonds.

TOVEY: Seven minutes more. And shoes.

BETTY(sighs): Deal.

 

[Panthro]

BANKS: I´ll do whatever you want in bed for a big, official love interest role in Spider-Man 4!

TOBEY: You´ll do whatever I Want in bed for five minutes more screentime. And cuddling.

BETTY: Ten minutes more. And diamonds.

TOVEY: Seven minutes more. And shoes.

BETTY(sighs): Deal.

Hehehehehe, that Peter is one tough negotiator.

 

[Spider-Kid]

Peter: If only I played the Joker in TDK. At least Heath Ledger is dead.

 

[Oscorp]

DAY 1
SANDMAN ON HIS WAY HOME FROM WORK

VENOM: "Hey, dude! Yo momma's fat!"

SANDMAN: "What did you say?"

VENOM: "I said yo momma's fat! What ya gonna do 'bout that?"

DAY 2

VENOM: "Hey, f***face! I did yo fat momma last night! What ya gonna do 'bout that moron?"

THE END​

 

[spida-man]

PETER: Sorry, Betty, I´m flattered, but MJ is the love of my life!

BETTY: What if I told you I´m the chick who played with a hose in my bathtub in The 40 Year-Old Virgin? And licked a beer bottle from bottom to top in Zak and Miri Make a Porno?

PETER: MJ who?

comedy gold!

 

[Panthro]

DAY 1
SANDMAN ON HIS WAY HOME FROM WORK

VENOM: "Hey, dude! Yo momma's fat!"

SANDMAN: "What did you say?"

VENOM: "I said yo momma's fat! What ya gonna do 'bout that?"

DAY 2

VENOM: "Hey, f***face! I did yo fat momma last night! What ya gonna do 'bout that moron?"

THE END​

Hehehehehehehehehe

 

[Panthro]

PETER: "Bill Pullman? No, but I'm getting there."

 

[Spider-Kid]

Sandman: Say that I look like Justin Timberlake again and I'm going to kick your f***ing ass.

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Panthro, Spida! Great stuff, Oscorp, Spider-Kid!

 

[ultimatefan]

TOBEY:Hi, I´m Tobey Maguire and I´m here to talk to you about erectile dysfunction...

 

[VenomVsSpidey]

TOBEY:Hi, I´m Tobey Maguire and I´m here to talk to you about erectile dysfunction...

 

[Panthro]

TOBEY:Hi, I´m Tobey Maguire and I´m here to talk to you about erectile dysfunction...

 

[Panthro]

TOBEY: "Why yes I did have a one night stand with Megan Fox. How did you guess?"

 

[Spider-Kid]

TOBEY:Hi, I´m Tobey Maguire and I´m here to talk to you about erectile dysfunction...

Tobey Maguire: Hey b******! Check out this high-resolution picture of me, *****es!

Venom: Damn, he's hot...

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks guys! Great stuff, Panthro, SK!

 

[ultimatefan]

TOBEY: Thank God there will be no Venom in my fourth movie!

VENOM: Hey, I have a spin-off!

TOBEY: Yeah, so did Elektra...

 

[Oscorp]

VENOM: "You better watch it Parker! I know everything about you, and I'm gonna use it against you!"

PETER: "Oh yeah? Like what, that I had a breakfast this morning too?"

VENOM: "I know you had diaper 'til you were 6..."

PETER: "Oh...didn't see that one coming!"

VENOM: "...aaaand I told Mary Jane, she laughed her socks off!"

PETER: "Okay you win, you definitely are my worst enemy!"