Spider-Man 3 Caption Thread II

[kedrell]

Logan[sniff]: "I'm the best there is at what I do...and what I do now is apparently very, very nice."

 

[Panthro]

Logan[sniff]: "I'm the best there is at what I do...and what I do now is apparently very, very nice."

Bwahahahahahahahahaha

 

[Panthro]

Mickey: "Get yo ass back out there on the corner and make money fo yo daddy!! Or do I gotta b*tch-slap you a bit more?"

Peter: "Yes sir."

Batman: "It's priceless!"

Bugs: "Hey, who told you to stop sucking my ****?!!!!"

Batman: "Yes, Master!"

Bwahahahaha, that's hilarious.

 

[Panthro]

You think God is in control here, haha?! I am in control! I've been in control since the '50s in case you haven't noticed, haha! You now belong to us and gonna serve with Disney Corporation! YOU aren't going to stop me! Haha. I've worked too long and too hard to have anybody **** this up! Where will you be without me, Spider-Man? Haha. Your comics sucks and you know it! Haha. It's because you make little stupid hypocritical nerds from the Marvel fanbase complain about how bad the Movie spin offs are! And when they p*ss about that, I make money! Haha. And that's because little nerds are ****ing hypocrites! Haha.

Peter: Oh WHY didn't you buy DC Comics instead?

 

[Oscorp]

Mickey: "Get yo ass back out there on the corner and make money fo yo daddy!! Or do I gotta b*tch-slap you a bit more?"

Peter: "Yes sir."

Batman: "It's priceless!"

Bugs: "Hey, who told you to stop sucking my ****?!!!!"

Batman: "Yes, Master!"

Oh my God, that's hilarious!!!!

 

[3dman27]

Thanks.

"

spidey" i know most of the other super-heroes think i'm relatively mickey mouse compared to them but this goes to far

 

[Spider-Kid]

spidey" i know most of the other super-heroes think i'm relatively mickey mouse compared to them but this goes to far

Made me giggle.

Spidey: Micky, can I have a raise?

Micky: Sure. I'll give you a raise right after I have enough ***king time to get another 4 Billion dollars to buy DC Comics, pwn Bugs Bunny's ass, Spider-Man 4 coming out, and waiting for the fact that Tobey Maguire will probably be ***king replaced by Zac Efron!

Spider-Man: Yes master!

 

[Panthro]

Made me giggle.

Spidey: Micky, can I have a raise?

Micky: Sure. I'll give you a raise right after I have enough ***king time to get another 4 Billion dollars to buy DC Comics, pwn Bugs Bunny's ass, Spider-Man 4 coming out, and waiting for the fact that Tobey Maguire will probably be ***king replaced by Zac Efron!

Spider-Man: Yes master!

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Panthro! Love the Disne gags!! The Bugs Bunny one and the Wolverine as Mickey ones are genius.

 

[ultimatefan]

Peter, I own your company.

N-no... That´s impossible!

Search the showbiz news, you know it to be true. Join the Disney side, Peter. It is your destiny!

 

[Venom'sDad]

Shape up and wipe those tears........ get me some coffee, while you at it.

Boo who whooo, <sniff>, yes sir Mr. Mouse.

 

[SpideyFan914]

The good news:
http://www.**************.com/images/users/uploads/6860/Black_Cat.jpg
Sam Raimi's confirmed her.

The bad news:

Guess whose playing her?

 

[SpideyFan914]

SAM RAIMI: "And so, after all this time, we're proud to announce Spider-Man 4's official villain! We're sure that all our viewers will be able to relate to Spidey's dilemma. The villain is:"

 

[SpideyFan914]

SPIDER-MAN: "Disney bought Marvel???? That does it!"

SPIDER-MAN: "Emo time...."

 

[Spider-Kid]

The good news:
http://www.**************.com/images/users/uploads/6860/Black_Cat.jpg
Sam Raimi's confirmed her.

The bad news:

Guess whose playing her?

Her **** aren't big enough.

 

[Jumpin' Jack]

Cristhina Hendricks has the breasts!

 

[Panthro]

All the Disney gags have been great. Miley Cyrus as Black Cat, [shudders], I hope Raimi would have better judgment than that.

 

[Panthro]

FELICIA HARDY: "Oh my God, Disney has robbed me of my blatant sex appeal! I'll never be able to fill out my Black Cat costume now!"

 

[SpideyFan914]

SPIDER-MAN: "Don't ask...."

 

[SpideyFan914]

HOMER SIMPSON: "Spider-Mouse, Spider-Mouse! Does whatever a Spider-Mouse! Can he swing from a thread? No he can't - he's a mouse! Look out - here comes the Spider-Mouse!"

 

[SpideyFan914]

SPIDER-MAN: "You can turn my dead girlfriend into a ****, reveal my identity to the world, even strip me of my marriage - but this goes too far!!!!"

 

[SpaceWay2009]

^Good ones, SpideyFan914! And I see your account was finally confirmed! Welcome!

 

[LostMind]

Got this idea from the webcomic Real Life.

Peter: "I just thought of something."
Ben: "What is that, Peter?"
Peter: "Walt Disney was a fanfic writer."
Ben: "What do you mean?"
Peter: "While he did have his own characters, his most successful movies were based on existing fables and fairy tales. He just put his spin on them."
Ben: "Wow, you are right."

 

[Panthro]

Got this idea from the webcomic Real Life.

Peter: "I just thought of something."
Ben: "What is that, Peter?"
Peter: "Walt Disney was a fanfic writer."
Ben: "What do you mean?"
Peter: "While he did have his own characters, his most successful movies were based on existing fables and fairy tales. He just put his spin on them."
Ben: "Wow, you are right."

By God he's right!

 

[Panthro]

SPIDER-MAN: "You can turn my dead girlfriend into a ****, reveal my identity to the world, even strip me of my marriage - but this goes too far!!!!"