Spider-Man 3 Caption Thread II

[Oscorp]

Spider-Man: "Man, this fightscene is better than the final battle in Spider-Man 3."
Venom: "Totally agree!"

 

[SpideyFan914]

Spider-Man: "Man, this fightscene is better than the final battle in Spider-Man 3."
Venom: "Totally agree!"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Panthro]

Spider-Man: "Man, this fightscene is better than the final battle in Spider-Man 3."
Venom: "Totally agree!"

 

[ultimatefan]

Great stuff guys!

 

[ultimatefan]

VENOM: WEEEE!!!
SPIDER-MAN: Go to hell.

 

[ultimatefan]

BLACK CAT: Pete, What the hell?
SPIDEY: It´s the vibration.

 

[Spider-Kid]

Lol, vibration. ^^

and sorry about your mom Ultimatefan. The big C?

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks, SK! No, the big H. Went in her sleep, suddenly and with little pain, thankfully.

 

[ultimatefan]

[/
Your last words?

The Dark Knight rules your ass.

Damn he´s right.

 

[Venom'sDad]

I don't know how to quit you!!!

<smile> Ohhh, I love you too, buddy.

<yawn> Turn the light off on your way out.

<sniffle> Ok..... love ya...... bye. <sniffle>

 

[SpideyFan914]

PETER: "Harry.... I know we've had our differences over the years, I know things haven't always been easy, and God, we've had our disputes.... But when I needed you most.... When I truly needed you.... You gave your life to save mine.... And now.... as you die in my hands.... I just want you to know.... that I've always considered you a friend.... a best friend...."

HARRY: "I only did it 'cause I wanted to save MJ so that she'd go out with me instead of you and so that I could continue to bring your life into a downspiral until you were literally living on the streets of New York, with everyone knowing your identity, getting constantly attacked and beaten in your sleep by every two-bit thug that ever was until finally you'd hang yourself from your own damn web.... I didn't mean to sacrifice my life to save - I only slipped.... I ****ing hate you, you *******!"

HARRY: "I'll see you in Hell."

PETER: "I love you, too...."

 

[ultimatefan]

BLACK CAT: What the... Are you humming the theme from Chips?!?
SPIDEY: Of course not, honey. What do you think I am, eight?
BC: Okay.
SPIDEY (whispering): Tan tan taraaan taaan...
BC: I heard that!
SPIDEY: Hehehe.

 

[Venomaniac]

BLACK CAT: Out of curiosity, you have webs. Why are you riding on this slow-moving motorcycle?
SPIDEY: You DO know my crotch is nestled against your butt, right?
Black Cat: Never mind

 

[Venomaniac]

VENOM: The MUA 2 alternate costumes look incredible!
SANDMAN: Yeah, i know what you mean. I was drooling over how shiny the Venom model was.
VENOM: Forget that! I'm talking about Iron Fist's!

 

[Panthro]

[/
Your last words?

The Dark Knight rules your ass.

Damn he´s right.

 

[Panthro]

BLACK CAT: Out of curiosity, you have webs. Why are you riding on this slow-moving motorcycle?
SPIDEY: You DO know my crotch is nestled against your butt, right?
Black Cat: Never mind

 

[Panthro]

PETER: "Damn it, why is half the fan base still complaining about my crying?"

 

[3dman27]

iron fist who do i tke on to get my OWN caption thread?

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Panthro! Poor Iron Fist...

 

[ultimatefan]

Damn, you woke up after 35 years in a coma!

Do Sonny and Cher still have that stupid show?

No, huh, she won an Oscar and he became a Congressman.

Good night!

 

[kedrell]

Any last words?

Yeah, I faked every orgasm.

 

[SpideyFan914]

VOICE: "Let me sspeak to him facce to facce...."
IRON FIST: "No, master! You're not strong enough!"
VOICE: "I am sstrong enough for thiss!"
*IRON FIST unravels his turban*

VOLDEMORT: "Give me the sstone!"

 

[SpideyFan914]

SPIDER-MAN: "Ring around the rosie! A pocket full of posie!"

VENOM: "Ashes, ashes! We all fall down!"

 

[protocida]

Any last words?

I did MJ.

Twice.

 

[Spider-Kid]

Peter: Oh Harry...if there was any way I could tell you this.

Harry: What?

Peter: Im not really Leeory.

Harry: At least you have chicken, bro...at least you have chicken...

Peter: Poor guy. I was going to show him my Michael Jackson impression.