Spider-Man 3 Caption Thread II

[Panthro]

SPIDEY: So, how is it belonging to Disney?

MC: It´s not that bad really. But I gotta warn you, Goofy is a raging a**hole, Donald snorts and injects more than Steve Tyler in the seventies and Mickey is all hands!

SPIDEY: That sounds bad.

MC:That´s nothing! You know everything you think belongs to Rupert Murdoch, Bill Gates and Ted Turner?

SPIDEY: Yeah?

MC: They´re all pawns, Uncle Scrooge owns all our asses! But you didn´t hear from me...

UNCLE SCROOGE: You fool, you think one word goes out without my knowledge? Such insolence shall not be tolerated!!

MC: No mater, please! I beg of you, I didn´t mean to...

UNCLE SCROOGE: Too late! Your movie shall be directed by Michael Bay!

MC: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

Bwahahahahaha

I liked the Starship Trooper gag too.

 

[Panthro]

EDDIE: Hey Mila Kunis, how´s Extract doing at the box office?

MILA KUNIS: "Hey, at least I'm actually getting work! When the f*** was the last time you appeared in a mainstream film, stringy boy?"

 

[Panthro]

SPIDER-MAN: "It takes a real man to wear a costume this tight & uncomfortable."

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks and hehehehe

 

[ultimatefan]

EMO PETER: For the last f***ing time, I´m not from the Twilight movies!

 

[Spider-Kid]

EMO PETER: For the last f***ing time, I´m not from the Twilight movies!

loltwilight

You know, I may look like Tobey Maguire, I may sound like Tobey Maguire, and I may be as sexy as Tobey Maguire but you can't admit that I look like the forehead guy from The Office. And yes, the U.S series, you f***ing dumbasses.

 

[Paroxysm]

eddie: "reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeddddddddddddddddddd!!!!!!"

 

[Panthro]

PETER: "Oh no, they're gonna make fun of my crying again!"

HARRY: "Better to make fun of your crying instead of my dying."

dies

PETER: "Well that's easy for you to say!"

 

[BigSams50]

PETER: "Oh no, they're gonna make fun of my crying again!"

HARRY: "Better to make fun of your crying instead of my dying."

dies

PETER: "Well that's easy for you to say!"

 

[Panthro]

TOPHER: "Tony Stark built it in a cave! With a box of scraps!"
GUY OFF SCREEN: "Yeah well you're not Tony Stark!"

 

[Venomaniac]

VENOM: Did you see what Disney's done with War Machine? It looks incredible!

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks SK! Great ones, Panthro, SK!

 

[ultimatefan]

PETER: YOu fools, you thought Disney buying Marvel was a recent thing?! This was all planned, here comes Spider-Man meets High School Musical!

 

[Panthro]

VENOM: Did you see what Disney's done with War Machine? It looks incredible!

Hehehehehehehe

I liked yours too UF.

 

[BigSams50]

VENOM: Did you see what Disney's done with War Machine? It looks incredible!

hahahahaha this is great

 

[BigSams50]

TOPHER: "Tony Stark built it in a cave! With a box of scraps!"
GUY OFF SCREEN: "Yeah well you're not Tony Stark!"

 

[BigSams50]

PETER: YOu fools, you thought Disney buying Marvel was a recent thing?! This was all planned, here comes Spider-Man meets High School Musical!

 

[Panthro]

PETER: "Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk,
I'm a woman's Spider-Man, no time to talk.
Music loud and women warm.
I've been kicked around since I was born.
And now it's all right, it's O.K.
And you may look the other way.
We can try to understand
The New York Times' effect on man.
Whether you're a brother
Or whether you're a mother,
You're stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Feel the city breakin'
And ev'rybody shakin'
And we're stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Ah, ha, ha, ha,
Stayin' alive.
Stayin' alive.
Ah, ha, ha, ha,
Stayin' alive.
Well now, I get low and I get high
And if I can't get either I really try.
Got the wings of heaven on my shoes
I'm a dancin' Spider-Man and I just can't lose..."

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Big! Gotta love a Bee Gees reference.

 

[ultimatefan]

BEN: There are certain modern terms I don´t get. Pete. Can you explain what is, exactly, the difference between a man and a sex addict?

 

[SpaceWay2009]

Great caption, Panthro!

 

[Panthro]

Thanks SpaceWay, UF.

Hehe, sex addict...

BEN: "You know Peter, I remember at ime when Han [Solo] shot first..."

 

[Spider-ManHero12]

^^ Something about that just made me laugh!

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Panthro! That was one of the most ridiculous PC movie fixes of all time.

 

[ultimatefan]

BEN: I swear to you my nephew, the Star Wars and Indiana Jones series used to rock!