Spider-Man 3 Caption Thread II

[ultimatefan]

SPIDER-MAN: How come kids will watch ******ed crap like Naruto but not Spectacular Spider-Man?
CAPTAIN AMERICA: Kíd, I´ll understand the holocaust before I figure that one out.

 

[Panthro]

Hehehe, that's also kinda sad.

SPIDER-MAN: "So do those wings on your mask give you super-hearing?"
CAPTAIN AMERICA: "Are you asking me seriously or are you just jerking me around?"
SPIDER-MAN: "A little from column A and a little from column B."

 

[Panthro]

SPIDER-MAN: "So did you know that Telly Savalas's performance as Blofeld in the 1969 James Bond film On Her Majesty's Secret Service was a key influence on the DCAU version of Lex Luthor? That of a man who is essentially a cultured thug aspiring to be more?"
CAPTAIN AMERICA: "Really? Hmm. I didn't know that, though it would explain Lex's appearance & the casting of Clancy Brown."

 

[3dman27]

spidey"whats that cheering i've heard over the intenet since thanksgiving/
cap"i think its,paerdon the expression,walternewell and his amazing friends celebrating getting your balloon back in the macy's parade"

 

[ultimatefan]

Love the Simpsons reference and the Superman tidbit.

 

[Panthro]

Thanks.

CAPTAIN AMERICA: "We look damn good in this cartoon."
SPIDER-MAN: "Yeah we do."
CAPTAIN AMERICA: "Too bad the censors won't let us actually beat up the bad guys."
SPIDER-MAN: "So true."

 

[ultimatefan]

Indeed.

 

[ultimatefan]

CAPTAIN AMERICA: What do you think Tobey Maguire means when he says he wants to find a new challenge playing you?
SPIDER-MAN: Probably how to convince as a college student when you´re a 34 year-old husband and father, I guess...

 

[kedrell]

Spidey: "Time to dress in drag and do the hula!"

 

[Panthro]

CAPTAIN AMERICA: What do you think Tobey Maguire means when he says he wants to find a new challenge playing you?
SPIDER-MAN: Probably how to convince as a college student when you´re a 34 year-old husband and father, I guess...

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks!

 

[ultimatefan]

TOBEY: So, due to budget cuts, I´ll be playing both Peter Parker/Spider-Man AND Mary Jane. If there´s some time left, I´ll be Jean Grey and Red Sonja as well...

 

[Panthro]

TOBEY: So, due to budget cuts, I´ll be playing both Peter Parker/Spider-Man AND Mary Jane. If there´s some time left, I´ll be Jean Grey and Red Sonja as well...

The horror! The horror!

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks!

 

[ultimatefan]

SPIDEY: See, what Black Widow has that I don´t?

 

[ultimatefan]

BC: I´m not your daughter! I`m not your sister! I´m not your daughter OR your sister!!

 

[Panthro]

BC: I´m not your daughter! I`m not your sister! I´m not your daughter OR your sister!!

 

[ultimatefan]

CAPTAIN: Ground Zero. So this is where the first guy got AIDS.
SPIDEY: Captain, this is the site of the 9/11 terrorist attacks.
CAPTAIN: Oh, so Saddam Hussein did this?
SPIDEY: No.
CAPTAIN: The Iraqi army?
SPIDEY: No.
CAPTAIN: Some guys from Iraq?
SPIDEY: No.
CAPTAIN: That one lady who visited Iraq that one time?
SPIDEY: No. Captain, Iraq had nothing to do with this. It was a bunch of Saudi Arabians, Lebanese and Egyptians financed by a Saudi Arabian guy living in Afghanistan and sheltered by Pakistanis.
CAPTAIN: ... So you're saying we need to invade Iran?

 

[SP1D3RxV3N0M]

CAPTAIN: Ground Zero. So this is where the first guy got AIDS.
SPIDEY: Captain, this is the site of the 9/11 terrorist attacks.
CAPTAIN: Oh, so Saddam Hussein did this?
SPIDEY: No.
CAPTAIN: The Iraqi army?
SPIDEY: No.
CAPTAIN: Some guys from Iraq?
SPIDEY: No.
CAPTAIN: That one lady who visited Iraq that one time?
SPIDEY: No. Captain, Iraq had nothing to do with this. It was a bunch of Saudi Arabians, Lebanese and Egyptians financed by a Saudi Arabian guy living in Afghanistan and sheltered by Pakistanis.
CAPTAIN: ... So you're saying we need to invade Iran?

LoL

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks! It´s a classic Family Guy run.

 

[ultimatefan]

VULTURE: For the last f***ing time, making you "Vulturess" is not my idea!!
BC: I don´t care, if I kill you in comics they can´t put you in the movies!
VULTURE: Huh, you don´t know much about the film industry, do you?

 

[3dman27]

spidey"cap do you thinki'd have made a good ww2 era super-hero ?
cap"personally yes,but with the bad luck your alwys talking about you'd get put in a unit of felons serving behind the lines in exchange for pardons"
spidey" speaking of pardons i beg yours what makes you think i'd end up with crooks?"
cap easy,no offense meant but the nespaper would stillbrand you as a wall crawling criminal a king of burglars"

 

[Panthro]

VULTURE: For the last f***ing time, making you "Vulturess" is not my idea!!
BC: I don´t care, if I kill you in comics they can´t put you in the movies!
VULTURE: Huh, you don´t know much about the film industry, do you?

 

[Spider-Kid]

Black Cat: Will you PLEASE stop staring at my implants?
Vulture: Fine! But for one thing, I'm still going to say you're in Spider-Man 4!
Black Cat: Not good enough! *slashes*

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Panthro! You may not want to be there, BC, he has a darker plan in mind...