Splinter Cell: Double Agent. Better on Xbox or 360?

[Fenrir]

The gameplay videos have two different themes:

1. Throwing chairs at guards.
2. Walking in crowds.

SplinterCell: Conviction is just a game where you walk in crowds and throw chairs at people. I promise.

What's wrong with throwing chairs?

 

[WhatsHisFace]

If the series ever goes back to it's high-tech ninja spy route, they need to make the missions a lot more complex and sophisticated, something with a slight touch of Mission Impossible, with objectives like infiltrating MI6 headquarters, jacked up government agency fortresses, top secret advanced weapons facilities, that kinda stuff. Y'know, cool sequences like the TGV level in Pandora Tomorrow, the CIA break-in from the first one, only having more of them dispersed throughout the whole game and done well. It always seemed kinda stale that Fisher has all this awesome equipment and abilities and they put him in mundane situations like some crappy city or a boring subway station.

I absolutely hated the CIA level because there were some rooms that were totally lit, breaking in was a total bastard, you needed keycodes for EVERYTHING, turrets abound and... let's not forget... ZERO HEADCOUNT.

The Soviet Embassy was an amazing level though.

 

[WhatsHisFace]

What's wrong with throwing chairs?

Why is Sam Fisher throwing chairs at people? That's something Steve Balmer's supposed to do. This game is just about Steve Balmer at E3 2005. Walking in crowds and throwing chairs at people.

 

[Fenrir]

I absolutely hated the CIA level because there were some rooms that were totally lit, breaking in was a total bastard, you needed keycodes for EVERYTHING, turrets abound and... let's not forget... ZERO HEADCOUNT.

I meant the concept of something like breaking into the CIA, pulled off in a way how you expect it to be. Otherwise, the whole level WAS pretty ******ed. I mean, yeah I'm sure Langley has got dark hallways with automatic turrets beside vending machines.

 

[Fenrir]

Why is Sam Fisher throwing chairs at people? That's something Steve Balmer's supposed to do. This game is just about Steve Balmer at E3 2005. Walking in crowds and throwing chairs at people.

You goddamned Americans and your bloody pop culture references. Now I have to open and go through Wikipedia AGAIN to see who the f**k is this Steve Balmer just so I can understand his relevance to the joke.

 

[WhatsHisFace]

You goddamned Americans and your bloody pop culture references. Now I have to open and go through Wikipedia AGAIN to see who the f**k is this Steve Balmer just so I can understand his relevance to the joke.

Steve Balmer is the Microsoft CEO who got so mad at Google that he threatened to kill it and then in a blind rage began throwing chairs around the conference room. t:

He's the "Developers, developers, developers, developers." Guy.

 

[GFreeman]

He looks funny in just about any situation.

 

[Fenrir]

He looks funny in just about any situation.

WB should lock him for the role of The Penguin in the TDK sequel.

 

[JackBauer]

is he speaking at a sauna or something?

 

[GFreeman]

Movement takes a lot out of him. He likes to jump around and scream a lot for no apparent reason too, so it might be that.

 

[JackBauer]

Movement takes a lot out of him. He likes to jump around and scream a lot for no apparent reason too, so it might be that.

I sooo wouldn't like to see him playing Wii Sports...

 

[WhatsHisFace]

Movement takes a lot out of him. He likes to jump around and scream a lot for no apparent reason too, so it might be that.

And you can experience it firsthand in Conviction.

 

[GFreeman]

Whats bleeped out in your title?

 

[WhatsHisFace]

"Forum"... I don't know why it's bleeped. Probably for the Hype to keep people from leaving to better Forums.

 

[블라스]

That guy sweats a lot.

 

[GFreeman]

He heard I was coming for him.

 

[블라스]

Ahhh...so he was laughing so hard he couldn't help but sweat.
Gotcha

 

[GFreeman]

You're just making it worse for your face when I catch up to you one day.

 

[블라스]

ROFLS

 

[GFreeman]

That "ROFLS" will cost you another tooth.

 

[블라스]

Hahahaha oh, you!

 

[Ghostvirus]

HAHAH! This page alone is the funniest thing I have read in a while. Just picturing Balmer dressed up like Sam Fisher, & thowing chairs at the baddies. All the while Lambert screams in his ear, "What the hell are you doing Balmer?!".

LOL!

 

[WhatsHisFace]

Every thread used to be funny back in the day.

 

[GFreeman]

Now they're just headache factories

 

[WhatsHisFace]

Now they're just headache factories

Well half of those ignoramuses were on your ignore list anyway, so most threads to you were just posts of mine getting progressively angrier.