Stripper Stories

[Go Web Go!]

You should be banished for referencing Dane Cook. Redeem yourself with a good story.

 

[enterthemadness]

You should be banished for referencing Dane Cook. Redeem yourself with a good story.

Um, well, when I worked at my old job some of us were talking. And then this one hot black girl came out. And one of the guys was like 'Oh I know her, she's a stripper.' This guy said this after him and her were talking. And that she's done some movies or something on the side.

Other than that, I have no stories.

 

[Bnightwing]

I am too young to go to a strip club ,but very nice stories! The give me a chuckle!

 

[BlackLantern]

We had some temps come in last holiday season and it was later discovered that she was a stripper at a club about 30 minutes away....she later quit to do that full time

 

[Sarge 2.0]

Sure, why not.

Oh, and that second one was nasty. Seriously....how is that a turn on?

I thought most men think a girl rubbing herself is a turn on

They do, Enterthemadness is just weird.

 

[enterthemadness]

They do, Enterthemadness is just weird.

Why do you think my name is enterthemadness?

 

[Go Web Go!]

Um, well, when I worked at my old job some of us were talking. And then this one hot black girl came out. And one of the guys was like 'Oh I know her, she's a stripper.' This guy said this after him and her were talking. And that she's done some movies or something on the side.

Other than that, I have no stories.

Booo! If I could throw a tomato at you I would!

 

[Raiden]

Once I had a lap dance in a strip club, and when the dance started the stripper asked if I'd like to buy a drink for her. It was a way for the customers to tip the dancers, but I didn't want to spend more so I declined. She became rather angry, and she didn't let me touch her rest of the dance. Needless to say, it wasn't a very good dance. Moral of the story: always buy drinks for your dancer!

 

[Eric Brooks]

Every (legal) red-blooded male has one,

not true, not all males like strip clubs

 

[Go Web Go!]

not true, not all males like strip clubs

Ok, *straight* males

 

[Eric Brooks]

Ok, *straight* males

ok, I stand corrected, I can't say I don't like strip clubs. Just never had a good enough job that provided me with enough money to throw away at one. So they are ok in my book, as long as you have the resources to properly enjoy yourself

 

[Go Web Go!]

ok, I stand corrected, I can't say I don't like strip clubs. Just never had a good enough job that provided me with enough money to throw away at one. So they are ok in my book, as long as you have the resources to properly enjoy yourself

And that's fine. I can understand that, and really, I'm closer to your scenario than I am to the one putting me in a nudie bar every couple of months or so. I don't normally find myself in a strip club unless there's something worth celebrating or if a friend that I haven't seen in "x" amount of time comes to town.

 

[AndThePickles]

I'm gonna make it my goal to go to one by the end of the summer.

 

[Heffer Wolf]

How so? What kind of hooker-bars are you people going to? Notice I didnt' say putting crotch IN people's faces, I mean literally ON.

This place I went to is called Les Girls in right before Downtown San Diego. It is seriously a disgusting place for human beings. It has almost like bleachers in the middle of the place, then a couple of creepy booths in the back, and in the front it has like a bench. and all the hoo... strippers hang out in the lobby.

Oh and the best part was when I got a $10 lap dance, It was in a sketchy room, i had to sit in what almost could be described as a prison visiting room chair, and then wait for her to turn on the mini boom box and pick a rock song off a burned CD full of Rap.

Oh, and the small talk. yuck. she's saying, "so where are you from?" ass on my crotch, "cool tattoos where did you get em?" boobs in face. Its super awkward.