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TSA Agent Not Sure What This So-Called "District of Columbia" Is

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The Transportation Security Administration says it's giving all agents in Orlando a refresher course on what a District of Columbia driver's license looks like, after one agent refused to recognize one of them as valid ID.

D.C.-based reporter Justin Gray, who works for Cox Media Group, says the agent at checkpoint inside Orlando International Airport "didn't recognize" his license, and asked him to show a passport instead. Gray didn't have one with him.

"At that point, I was a little confused, but then I realized what was going on," Gray later told Orlando ABC affiliate WFTV, "I said to him, 'Do you not know what the District of Columbia is? Washington, D.C.?' After some back and forth, it became clear he didn't."

He got through the checkpoint by escalating the problem to a supervisor.

A spokesperson who contacted Gray after he tweeted about the problem said, "Officers are trained to identify fraudulent documents, which can potentially deter and detect individuals attempting to circumvent this layer of security."

Now they'll also be trained to identify valid documents. At least in Orlando.

http://www.wftv.com/news/news/local/orlando-tsa-agents-getting-geography-refresher/ngfmH/

Normally I would crack a joke about how stupid these people are but considering my mom actually works for TSA in Orlando I will keep my mouth shut. And yes she definitely knows what the D.C. in Washington D.C. stands for
 
Pilot Error Sends Ping-Pong Balls Raining Down on Idaho Interstate

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A popular contest at a festival in southeast Idaho had to be cancelled in a really big hurry last weekend after a pilot dropped some 3,000 ping-pong balls worth assorted prizes on Interstate 15 instead of the waiting crowd.

Organizers of the Blackfoot Pride Days celebration had to ask the thousands of revelers on hand not to risk life and limb gathering the little white balls—most of which could be exchanged for candy but a few with gift certificates worth up to $100—which littered the nearby the nearby interstate and surrounding streets.

Pingpong ball drop contest organizer Aaron Moon says that a new pilot took over the drop duties this year, and likely didn't realize that they tend to lose speed quickly and fall straight down instead of carrying momentum forward.

"I assumed that there was more knowledge passed on there," Moon told the Blackfoot Journal. "I am sure the pilot assumed it was easy to drop pingpong balls out of a plane. I will not assume anything anymore."

"Hopefully, we will better communicate next year. We have never had them fall on the freeway before."

Blackfoot Police Chief Kurt Asmus says there won't be any charges over the missed drop, saying that the department will work with festival organizers next year.

"We are interested in making it better, not holding anyone accountable," said Asmus.

http://blackfootjournal.com/pingpong-drop-fails/

If they would have just picked up an old Vietnam vet none of this would have happened :o
 
British Mayor Resigns After Being Banned From Each of Town's 36 Pubs

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That stately looking fellow above is Wayne Ronayne, former mayor of Gosport, UK. Yesterday, he stepped down from the position after he and his wife were banned from every single one of the town's 36 pubs. Ronayne held the mayoralty for just 40 days before his resignation.

On June 4, the mayor and his partner Paula Carter went out drinking to celebrate his first day in office. The police were called on the pair at some point during the revelry, and two Gosport bars refused their entry. From the Daily Express:

Stephen Brown, the duty manager at Nelsons, said: "Ms Carter said to me 'do you know who I am?'

"I said 'no, I don't', and she said 'I'm the mayoress of Gosport, I can have you closed down'.

"I politely said she still wouldn't be coming in, she was clearly drunk and then continued to be rude and had to be dragged away."

Nelsons owner Arthur Caraccio added: "We expect better behaviour than this."


Unfortunately for us, the mayor did not stop by each of the pubs in full old-timey regalia and drunkenly hurl pithy insults every last barkeep in Gosport. After the incidents at Nelsons and The Star, another bar, the local Pub Watch — a kind of governing body for drinking establishments — issued a town-wide ban. Ronayne got six months; Carter a year.

The mayor stepped down from what is apparently a ceremonial position without admitting he'd done anything wrong.

Ronayne said: "My decision is not based on any admission of wrongdoing or my inability to undertake the role.

"It is based on the now-damaging public perception of me that has been vigorously generated by certain members of our community.

"I do not wish to bring the position of the mayoralty into disrepute nor tarnish the good reputation of Gosport."


Ronayne will keep his seat on Gosport's town council.

http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/48...after-being-banned-from-every-pub-in-his-town

I guess he and his girlfriend will be doing their drinking at home for the foreseeable future
 
The KKK Is Handing Out Candy in South Carolina

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While still popular in states like Pennsylvania and Florida, the Ku Klux Klan is apparently having recruitment problems in South Carolina. So, last weekend, the group did what any past-their-prime terrorist organization would do: They handed out bags of candy stuffed with anti-immigration propaganda.

A resident of Seneca, SC found one of the bags, which contained Smarties, peppermints, and a pamphlet from the Loyal White Knights of the Ku Klux Klan listing the number to a "Klan Hotline" and the group's website.

From Fox Carolina:

The woman from Seneca, who does not want to be identified, said her family was on their way to church Sunday morning when they ran over the bag and stopped to check it out.

She said it shocked her and made her angry.

" talked to several neighbors. They were very angry, very upset, very ashamed at the same time - that this exists," the woman said. "Ashamed to face our neighbors that do not have the same color skin that we do."

The "hotline" features a recording of a thickly-accented man ranting against the dangers of Mexican immigrants. Fox Carolina spoke with Robert Jones, the Imperial Klaliff of the Loyal White Knights, who said the candy was distributed this past weekend during the group's "national night ride." Jones denied targeting any specific homes during the ride

"I mean, we can't tell who lives in a house, whether they're black, white, Mexican, gay, we can't tell that," he said. "And if you were to look at somebody's house like that, that means you'd be pretty much a racist."

Jones added that people who receive the candy and literature have nothing to fear "unless they're doing something that the Klan considers morally wrong," as Fox Carolina put it.


http://www.foxcarolina.com/story/26017859/kkk-drops-recruitment-candy-bags-in-upstate-neighborhoods

**** these racist ***holes
 
Man Admits Mortgaging Home to Pay for Penis-Lengthening Surgery

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In an effort to shed light on the condition with which he was born, "Mike," a pseudonymous Australian man, spoke to that country's Nine News about living with a micropenis.

Mike is currently preparing for a second round of penis-lengthening surgery, after an earlier procedure, for "lengthening and widening," was unsuccessful. To pay for the expensive first operation, he used funds from the mortgage on his house. The upcoming surgery could reportedly cost up to $50,000.

What is having a micropenis — defined by Nine News as a dick that's less than 2.75 inches when erect — actually like? Some snippets of an earlier interview with Mike paint a pretty bleak picture:

"It has prevented me from doing or experiencing a lot of things," he told ninemsn. "I haven't experienced proper relationships. I found it difficult to talk to girls."

...

"I'd happily be less intelligent, lose a few IQ points and have a bigger penis," he says.

"I am now diagnosed bipolar and have pretty bad bouts of depression. My sex drive has diminished due to the anti-depressants."


Compounding Mike's romantic woes is the "sausage-fest" of a town he lives in, apparently:

He told 9 Stories that he hasn't been with a woman since his first surgery, so he hasn't "had a chance to try it out yet."

And he admits that socialising with women with a view to romance is difficult as well.

"Where I live, it's a bit of a sausage-fest. But then I always put myself in a position where I have the least chance to meet someone."


The first surgery was insufficient because "The ligament regrafted itself onto the dermal fat graft and I got some retraction," he says, but he hopes the upcoming round will reverse his woes. The interview closes with a message of support from Mike to anyone else suffering the same condition: "Hang in there."

http://www.9news.com.au/national/20...o-lengthen-my-penis?mch=mobilenh&mchpost=pos1

I almost feel bad for putting him the Stupid thread but mortgaging your house for this is kind of insane.
 
Man Burns Down House Using Lighter and Spray Paint to Kill Spider

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A Seattle man burned his house down last night after bringing a gun to a knife fight with a small pest on his wall. More specifically: he brought a flamethrower to a fight with a spider.

The man saw his foe in the laundry room and went after it with a lighter and a can of spray paint, KOMO reports. By the time the fire department put out the blaze that ensued, it had caused $40,000 in damages to the house and $20,000 to property inside. Firefighters had to work from a distance because there may have been ammunition in the house.

Somehow, MacGyver and his roommate escaped from the burning home unscathed. According to KOMO, however, "it's unclear if the spider survived."

http://www.komonews.com/news/local/...t-and-lighter-burns-down-house-267285431.html

What's with all these idiots trying to burn spiders to death? Just freaking squish it like a sane person
 
http://www.azcentral.com/story/brah...stakes-campers-for-migrant-children/12701279/

Republican congressional candidate and state legislator Adam Kwasman had just raced up to Phoenix Tuesday morning from the Oracle protest over the expected arrival of dozens of migrant children at a shelter.
He had tweeted from the scene, "Bus coming in. This is not compassion. This is the abrogation of the rule of law." He included a photo of the back of a yellow school bus.
Kwasman later told me he saw the migrant children. "I was actually able to see some of the children in the buses. The fear on their faces.... This is not compassion," he said.
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Arizona congressional candidate Adam Kwasman says he saw "fear on the faces" of migrant children being bused to a shelter in Oracle. There was one problem: Those weren't migrant children.



But there was a problem with Kwasman's story: There was no fear on their faces. Those weren't the migrant children in the school bus. Those were children from the Marana school district. They were heading to the YMCA's Triangle Y Camp, not far from the Rite of Passage shelter for the migrants, at the base of Mt. Lemmon.
12 News reporter Will Pitts, who was at the protest scene, says he saw the children laughing and taking pictures of the media.
I had to break it to Kwasman that those weren't migrant children. Kwasman later deleted the tweet. He did back flips trying to take back the story he told me.
And while the YMCA kids showed up, the bus that Kwasman and other protesters were waiting for -- packed with migrant children -- won't be going to the shelter today, according to the U.S. Department of Health and Human Services.
Kwasman is running in the 1st Congressional District GOP primary against House Speaker Andy Tobin and businessman Gary Kiehne. The winner will face Democratic Congresswoman Ann Kirkpatrick in the general election.


Whoops. Accidentally took his hate out on the wrong kids. Because you know, it's ok to scream at a bus full of kids under the right circumstances.
 
I almost thought you meant the after photo but obviously you mean like a before photo.
 
Well that's a relief. Would be a shame to learn of the passing of a friend in my Stupid thread on the Hype.
 
Man Who Broke Into Kennedy Compound Said He Was Looking for Katy Perry

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James Lacroix, 53, is perhaps the nicest, most confused home intruder in recorded history. After reportedly sneaking into the Kennedy compound in Hyannisport on Tuesday night, having a lovely chat with Ted Kennedy Jr.'s son, and relaxing with a book, he told cops he was just looking for Katy Perry.

According to CBS News, Lacroix entered Ted Kennedy Jr.'s home around 6:30 pm and hung out there, reading a book, for three hours. Kennedy's son didn't even realize he was an intruder — he thought he might be a family friend. When Kennedy called home to check on his son and Lacroix picked up the phone, Kennedy called the police.

Sgt. Michael Riley of the Barnstable Police Department told the Washington Post, "Mr. Lacroix did not to make any threats or appear dangerous at all. He began to ramble on about his political views and his love for Katy Perry and it became clear that Mr. Lacroix was detached from reality." Lacroix also asked to see JFK, who once owned the Hyannisport compound.

Lacroix was arrested, charged with breaking and entering, and ordered to undergo a 30-day psychiatric evaluation.

http://boston.cbslocal.com/2014/07/...-perry-arrested-inside-kennedy-compound-home/

You know you are rich when you don't question a stranger in your house. Something tells me if he had been something other than white it would have tipped him off though
 
http://www.nbcnews.com/#/news/us-ne...icin-letters-obama-sentenced-18-years-n157531

The woman who mailed letters containing ricin last year to the White House and then-New York City mayor Michael Bloomberg was sentenced Wednesday to 18 years in federal prison.

Shannon Richardson, 36, of New Boston,Texas, admitted that she ordered supplies in her husband's name, made a form of the deadly toxin ricin, sent the letters in May 2013, then told the police she suspected her estranged husband did it. Suspicion turned to her when the statements she made to investigators were inconsistent. The letters sent to President Obama and Bloomberg's New York office were intercepted at off-site mail screening facilities. The letter sent to Bloomberg's gun-control organization in Washington was opened by an official of the group, Mark Glaze, who was not injured.

Her mailings were the second attempt last year to frame someone else for sending threatening ricin letters. In April 2013, a Mississippi man, James Everett Dutschke, addressed letters containing ricin to President Obama, Sen. Roger Wicker, and a Mississippi state court judge. Prosecutors said it was an attempt to blame a rival — an Elvis impersonator named Paul Kevin Curtis. The letters sent to Obama and Wicker were intercepted, but the one to the judge was delivered. It caused no injury. Dutschke was sentenced to 25 years in prison for sending the letters.
 
Drunk Guy Arrested After Impersonating a TSA Agent to Grope Women

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Here's a story to boost your confidence in airport security and the overall safety of women everywhere: An apparently drunk, 53-year-old man was arrested at the San Francisco airport Tuesday after allegedly convincing two women he was a TSA agent and ushering them into a private area to give them pat downs.

According to CBS 5, the man was dressed in khaki pants, a blue shirt, and blue gloves. He was a ticketed passenger and had been seen at the airport bar before carrying out his scheme. The San Francisco Chronicle reports:

The man, apparently without saying much, steered a woman into one of the private screening booths used to pat down selected passengers, our sources say. What happened inside isn't known, because the woman soon disappeared to catch a flight.

A few minutes later, the man directed a second woman toward the booth, our sources say. This time, however, he caught the attention of real screeners, who figured something was wrong because male screeners are prohibited from taking women into the booth for a pat-down without a female screener also being present.


He was arrested only for public drunkenness, because the women had already left the scene. He could face worse charges if investigators can find the women — it's not yet clear if either realized that he was not a real TSA agent.

http://www.sfgate.com/bayarea/matier-ross/article/Fake-screener-probes-passengers-at-SFO-5626732.php

Crafty old bastard
 
Arrested Man's Pizza Prank at the Police Station Completely Backfires

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A Kentucky man arrested for shoplifting allegedly tried to get back at the cops by pretending to be a police officer and ordering five Domino's pizzas to the precinct.

Such a classic prank, and so hard to trace! How did they ever suspect the culprit was Michael Harp, the man they had just arrested? For one thing, he was still at the station when the unwanted pizzas showed up.

"While being booked at the police station, officers say Harp asked to make a phone call on his cell phone," WKYT reports, "A little later, police say five pizzas from Domino's were delivered to the station under the name of Officer Wilson, who is the same officer that arrested Harp."

Interesting, but how could they prov—

"Police say they linked the call to Harp by tracking his cell phone number."

Oh.

Despite the evidence, Harp still denies he was the pizza prankster.

"I'm wrongfully accused on this here. They've charged me with two felonies over this pizza deal because I had my phone inside the holding cell," he told a WKYT reporter. "There was about 10 people who probably used the phone, so it's hard to say. Like I said, I never heard anyone say a word about Domino's pizzas. Any of it."

The felonies he's referring to are theft of identity and theft by deception. He's also charged with impersonating a police officer. He says he plans to lawyer up and fight the charges.

http://uproxx.com/webculture/2014/0...lice-with-pizza-and-it-gets-worse-from-there/

Idiot
 
Internet Conservatives Flip Out Over Imaginary Immigrant Invasion

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Many a cloud were yelled at last weekend after bad and not good hoax news site National Report published an article claiming that a "well-organized Hispanic militia" of illegal immigrants had seized control of a small Texas town.

Called "La Raza," the gang/military force/swarthy boogieman was supposedly occupying Sarita, Texas (pop. 284) after invading the town Thursday night.

Except they weren't, of course, as multiple area news agencies soon confirmed the story was a hoax. One man went so far as to film the empty streets of Sarita, but even then some remained unconvinced.

http://nationalreport.net/illegal-immigrants-forcibly-occupy-small-texas-town/

So easy to get morons worked up
 
Florida Tween, Arrested for Stealing School Bus, Steals Another Bus

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Less than a day after he appeared in court for stealing a school bus, a Parker, Fla. 12-year-old allegedly stole a different bus and took it for a two-hour joyride.

Back in June, Michael Propst was stopped after he drove a Bay School District bus 14 miles to Walmart and employees noticed he was having trouble parking it. Then they noticed he was 12.

"[It was] like he'd never drove one before," one witness told the News Herald.

Propst was charged with grand theft and criminal mischief, and appeared in court Tuesday. On Wednesday morning, police say, he took his aunt's car to Parker Elementary school, stole another bus, and then drove it for more than two hours.

He was eventually caught in Franklin County.

"Our initial reaction was 'oh no, not again,'" Parker police chief Charles Sweatt told WMBB.

"When we were advised that it was the same juvenile driving the bus that had been responsible for the last bus theft from Parker we said 'No way,'" Chief Sweatt added.

But police say it was Propst, and it seemed like his driving had improved since his last outing in a bus. WMBB reports the boy's 55-mile route would have taken him through an area where traffic signals were down and police were directing traffic, but he managed to avoid being stopped.

Propst is now back in police custody, facing additional charges.

"He's not unruly or resists arrest or anything of that nature from what I understand," said Sweatt. "He's just into stealing vehicles."

http://www.wmbb.com/story/26035086/12-year-old-in-custody-after-stealing-school-bus-for-second-time

Kid has a bright future ahead of him :o
 
Woman Charged with Hate Crime for Sexual Assault on Lesbian Daughter

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Authorities in southern New Mexico have arrested a woman on hate crime charges after she allegedly beat and sexually assaulted her teenage daughter for being gay.

According to the Las Cruces Sun-News, Magdo Haro, 40, was arrested on Tuesday and charged with second-degree criminal sexual penetration and third-degree child abuse in connection to the attack on her 17-year-old daughter.

Authorities say the circumstances of the case qualifies the incident as a hate crime, which under state law would add an additional year to any prison sentence if Haro is convicted.

Investigators say that Haro and the teen had been arguing about the teen's sexuality for a week before the incident on Saturday night, when Haro repeatedly beat her daughter with a shoe before she allegedly forced the teen to undress in front of her to "show she was a woman, and not a man."

Haro then allegedly threatened to sexually assault the teen with a plunger and a hanger, and forced the girl to insert her fingers inside herself so, "she would know what it was like to have sex with a woman."

She also allegedly told the teen–who told authorities that she was afraid that she was going to be molested—that she was not allowed "to wear boy clothes anymore, only girl clothes" and would have to start attending church with her grandmother.

Haro, who denied all the allegations except for beating her daughter with a shoe, was arrested and released on $25,000 secured bond. The teen is now in state custody.

http://www.lcsun-news.com/las_cruces-news/ci_26159694/mother-teen-charged-abuse-hate-crime

What a psycho
 
Police Find 12 Dead Bodies Inside Boston-Area Storage Unit

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Everyone is guilty of a little procrastination sometimes. If you're a writer, you might screw around for an hour before actually putting together a blog post; if you're a mechanic, perhaps you let a few repairs pile up before handling them. Funeral directors are no different: sometimes you just have to fill a storage unit with dead bodies until you get around to a proper burial.

Joseph O'Donnell, one such man, was arrested in April on larceny charges after he was unable to give a burial service and couldn't return the $12,000 in pre-paid fees the family had paid him. Last night, police found 12 dead bodies in a Weymouth, Mass. storage unit leased in O'Donnell's name.

Police do not believe the bodies were the victims of violence, Reuters reports. Said Suffolk County District Attorney Daniel Conley:

"Our top priority right now is determining the identity of the remains we've discovered. We've seized records and documents that could help us locate those people's families, but this will be a time- and labor-intensive task."

Earlier this week, cops found cremated ashes in another storage unit rented to O'Donnell in Somerville, Mass. He is currently being held on April's larceny charges.

http://news.yahoo.com/twelve-bodies-found-massachusetts-storage-unit-prosecutors-130126399.html

I'd be pissed as hell if that was my loved one
 
Dad Disfigures Face of Man He Caught Sexually Abusing His Son

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The above mugshot seems shocking until you know that the man above was caught allegedly sexually abusing a young boy by the boy's father. Then, really, it more or less makes sense.

The man is 18-year-old Raymond Frolander. According to Daytona Beach police, the boy's father left Frolander—who is a member of the family—to babysit the child Friday afternoon. But at some point the father returned to the apartment where he left the boy and saw this:

The child to investigators that Frolander asked him to sit on his lap, and not too much later, took the boy into the back room of the apartment.

According to the police report, Frolander disrobed the child, and began sexually battering the victim. While the attack was taking place, the boy says, his father walked in.


In an interview with cops after the incident, the boy—who is under the age of 12—said that Frolander has been sexually assaulting him since he was eight years old. In his interview, Frolander reportedly admitted to the assault that resulted in his face looking like a smushed blueberry pie as well as a prolonged sexual relationship with the boy, telling police, "I'm guilty."

The father does not appear to have been charged, and one figures there won't be a movement to change that.

http://www.mynews13.com/content/new...icles/cfn/2014/7/18/daytona_beach_police.html

Glad this sick punk got what was coming to him, it's just sad he got away with it for as long as he did. At least he will have to spend the rest of his life as a registered sex offender
 
Teen Girls Burn, Stomp Rare Tortoise to Death, Put Video on Facebook

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Two Florida teens are under investigation for repeatedly lighting an endangered gopher tortoise on fire, fatally stomping it to death as it cowered inside its shell, and then posting videos of the torture on Facebook.

A concerned classmate brought the videos to the attention of an animal rights group in Nevada, and they've since been forwarded to Florida's Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission. The Florida Times-Union reports the State's Attorney's office is determining appropriate charges for the two Orange Park girls, ages 15 and 18.

The videos are no longer online, but First Coast news aired a clip of the girls pouring flammable chemicals on the tortoise and torching it with a lighter.

The Times-Union also obtained the footage from Nevada Voters for Animals, and their story describes some of the gruesome lowlights:

"Burn baby, burn baby," one girl says as they light the tortoise on fire. "Now you are scared of us, huh?"

"He's — — hissing still," one says as they pick the struggling animal up.

"Let's do it again," the videographer said. "Let me do it. He's not dead. He just went in his shell."

"His heart came out with a bunch of grass," the girl with the camera says as she laughs, then kicks the corpse. "He's dead. That's funny."


"We received quite a few complaints about this and a call from the Sheriff's Office, so we had an officer go out last night," a Florida Fish and Wildlife officer told the paper, "Everybody is pretty much sickened by it and can't believe someone would do that to an innocent animal."

Although the girls haven't officially been arrested yet, they could be charged with aggravated animal cruelty, with additional felony charges because the gopher tortoise is on the state's threatened species list.

Meanwhile, internet vigilantes at 4chan have started their own investigation of the incident, the Daily Dot reports. They've doxed the girls and sent their names to their high school, local authorities, and news outlets in an effort they're calling "Operation Shell Shock" (of course).

When a Times-Union reporter went to one of the suspects' houses Wednesday, a girl who appeared to be one of the two in the video answered the door, but closed it without saying anything.

http://www.dailydot.com/crime/florida-girls-kill-rare-tortoise/

Hope these soon to be serial killers get charged and do some time. This is reprehensible
 
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