Did you actually see the movie yourself before calling it ****?
Aww, come on, Kurt Russell rocked the hell out of that role. Seriously, can you imagine Arnie standing up in a courtroom and saying "This whole thing f**king sucks" and it being even half as awesome as Russell's delivery?
Now, whether that's because I've always been a huge A-Team fan or because I thought the movie looked great, it's tough to say, but regardless... I was much more pumped for that than I am for this. I mean, really, what is it about The Expendables other than "OMG SO MANY ACTION STARS IN ONE MOVIE OH TEH TESTOSTERONE" that really sets it apart from 10,000 other direct-to-DVD action movies (that starred half of these guys)?
The action sequences looked fairly run-of-the-mill and the "plot" looks like your typical "evil dictator-type oppressed his people and wants to wipe out America" device, along with the usual "we were set up" scenario. .
I see all my movies with my closest buddies

to your first part, yea, it was probably because you were already a huge A Team fan.
as far as Expendables goes, what I bolded in your quote is EXACTLY IT, that's THE ONLY REASON you should need to see this movie
who cares if the action sequences are run of the mill, if the plot has been done a dozen times before? That's not why you should go see this film, it's for the people in it, and explosions/action. THAT'S IT
the cast is already there, as long as it has a **** ton of explosions, it's a sealed deal. Everything else is obsolete
and that alone should guarentee it's HUGE success (emphasis on HUGE).
One thing... what's up with the name of Statham's character in this movie? Lee Christmas? Where did they come up with that one? Is he related to Lloyd from Dumb & Dumber?

the oldest who was like 6 says, "I don't like those kinds of movies"
Funniest thing today. My friends had gone to see Get Him to the Greek, which I couldn't make, so I'm outside waiting for them, when a dad and his three kids walks out of some kids movie (They had 3D glasses) and the dad stops past The Expendables one sheet and he's like 'Holy crap, Jet Li, Sylvester Stallone and Bruce Willis are making a movie together! We HAVE to go see it', the oldest who was like 6 says, "I don't like those kinds of movies" and the dad says "Well too bad, we're gonna go see it".
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Funniest thing today. My friends had gone to see Get Him to the Greek, which I couldn't make, so I'm outside waiting for them, when a dad and his three kids walks out of some kids movie (They had 3D glasses) and the dad stops past The Expendables one sheet and he's like 'Holy crap, Jet Li, Sylvester Stallone and Bruce Willis are making a movie together! We HAVE to go see it', the oldest who was like 6 says, "I don't like those kinds of movies" and the dad says "Well too bad, we're gonna go see it".
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Not sure if this has been posted yet, but this was incredibly badass.
There IS an F-Bomb in the trailer though. If this is a problem, i'll remove it.
