The 97th Annual Academy Awards

[Drizzle]

Jesus, I haven't watched Crash since I was in high school but I don't remember it being THAT much of a disaster. Maybe I should revisit it.

 

[Sawyer]

As far as Crashes go, if it ain’t Cronenberg, I’m not interested.

 

[Kane52630]

And I finished it...

Did you get to the part when Sandra Bullock said “BRING HIS HOMIES” in the most Karen tone ever?

Sandra Bullock plays a racist really well... ALMOST TOO WELL.

 

[Kane52630]

When the movie revealed the human trafficking plot I was like

 

[Sithborg]

And I finished it...





Sandra Bullock plays a racist really well... ALMOST TOO WELL.

[looks at some of the developments between Michael Oher and the Tuohy's.]

 

[Snow Queen]

When the movie revealed the human trafficking plot I was like

Crash has a what

 

[Shinobi Shaw]

[looks at some of the developments between Michael Oher and the Tuohy's.]

Speaking of...

Sis was just trying to help him in that movie @Kane52630


Stay woke.

 

[Kane52630]

Speaking of...

Sis was just trying to help him in that movie @Kane52630
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Stay woke.

And they made her the villain too lol

 

[Kane52630]

It's crazy how I recognize every cast member in Crash and they all did this bullsh**.


Anyways... my review is up. I didn't have the energy to write a full review.

A ★½ review of Crash (2004)

Some tone-deaf white guy in hollywood put Do the Right Thing and Magnolia into the Brundlefly machine and this is what monstrosity came out of it... and it won Best Picture? Crazy stuff all around. What a horrendous experience. 2/25/25

letterboxd.com

 

[Shinobi Shaw]

It's crazy how I recognize every cast member in Crash and they all did this bullsh**.


Anyways... my review is up. I didn't have the energy to write a full review.

A ★½ review of Crash (2004)

Some tone-deaf white guy in hollywood put Do the Right Thing and Magnolia into the Brundlefly machine and this is what monstrosity came out of it... and it won Best Picture? Crazy stuff all around. What a horrendous experience. 2/25/25

letterboxd.com

Do The Right Thing and Magnolia in the Brundlefly machine....



That's madd accurate LMAO

 

[blueharvest]

 

[Kane52630]

 

[Kane52630]

 

[Lily Adler]

 

[blueharvest]

 

[Drizzle]

@Shinobi Shaw whenever Conan is brought up in this thread

 

[Kane52630]

 

[Kane52630]

 

[Shinobi Shaw]

@Shinobi Shaw whenever Conan is brought up in this thread

I just busted out laughing at work!

 

[Sawyer]

Seeing someone bust out stats showing that Emilia Perez is several times more likely than Dune to win Best Picture might actually be the thing that pushes me into serial killing.

 

[Kane52630]

It's always funny reading the anon Academy voters complain about doing their job and having to watch a movie.

 

[Kane52630]

 

[OrbOfConfusion]

So does the Oscars still do In Memoriam segments? Because they'd have to absolutely have Gene Hackman in there now.

 

[Drizzle]

So does the Oscars still do In Memoriam segments? Because they'd have to absolutely have Gene Hackman in there now.

It might be cutting it close but there should still be time to add him in there.

 

[Kane52630]