The Brand New And Improved "Heroes vs. Villains: Marvel" RPG OOC/Sign-Up Thread

[Keyser Soze]

Yeah, bk, I imagine so.

 

[Optikal]

I wonder how Thor would react to Deadpool with a *****?

 

[Keyser Soze]

I don't know, bend over?

 

[Andy C.]

Ba-zing!!!!

 

[Gallagher]

Surely that'd be Ares? We all know he's a sexual deviant.

 

[Optikal]

Hey! there's nothing wrong with a hard nights ****ing after a hard days warring!

 

[Gallagher]

Nothing at all.

Sexual Deviant is a term of endearment as far as I'm concerned.

 

[Optikal]

Look, having filthy sex with one god who was born a man and possibly catching Aesir Crabs does not a sexual deviant make. Though what he has in store for Big Bertha may be the tipping point!

 

[MichaelChen]

Alrighty, since Watchman is finally in on this, investigations by Anthony Stark would reveal the following:

The parts that made up the Hitlerbot were stolen from the Louisiana branch of Stark Industries. Also stolen in that attack was a ghostbuster style weapon originally designed for the Nightstalkers, and a neuro-repressor designed to suppress pain as an electronic alternative to chemical pain-killers.

All security camera footage was destroyed in the attack.

The attack left several people dead. One gaurd's body has not been found, a Dakota Clement. Clement was hired on the recommendation of Daniel Rand. She was a highly trained martial artist as well as possessing a great talent for channeling her Chi into enhanced physical abilities.

The facility was burned after being looted. Police haven't yet found the method used to start the fires. Should Iron Man investigate himself, he will, after reverse engineering the blaze's spread-pattern to its probable beginning, eventually find traces of ozone in the wreckage. The ozone implies a lightning attack of the sort used by Electro, Killer-Shrike, Green Goblin, and a few other villains.

Should anyone be curious about the Hydra agents who tried to help the Hitlerbot, Nick Fury will say that Hydra has been mostly quiet lately. They were fighting some bunch called "The Horde" in Afghanistan, but have since given up and abandoned that country entirely.

 

[Venom160]

hey guys sorry I haven't gotten any posts up yet. I've been having a hard time getting a post together that I'm actually happy with. I'll have some posts up as soon as I can break this fricken writer's block.

 

[SpiderByte]

I'm just sitting back so I can catch up with the rest of the plot.

 

[Andy C.]

I was going to point out that nobody's reacted to the fact that an unknown rookie hero has just captured the world's most infamous dictator, but then I remembered that I had the story reported on CNN, and nobody watches CNN anymore

 

[Spike_x1]

What's CNN?

 

[Spider-Man9X17]

If it ain't on the Daily Show, I'll never hear about it.

 

[Gallagher]

Bwahahaha! America declares war on France! HAAAAAHAHAHAHA!

 

[MichaelChen]

The Mandarin is such a fun character to play! :-D You just do anything to make the world more like Thundarr the Barbarian or Mad Max. Start a war, create a gladiatorial arena, there's no limit to the fun you can have! :-D

 

[SpiderByte]

Have Canada go to war with America next

 

[MichaelChen]

Eh, Iron Man will probably destroy my copy of the nanotech schematics before this is done, so I won't be able to do that same trick for a while.

I think maybe I'll kidnap werewolf-by-night, dissect and study him, find a way to mass-infect people, and turn all of New York City into werewolves.

 

[Andy C.]

Dude...how 'bout we stick to one evil master plan at a time so folks actually have some time to react to it? Between robo-Hitler and kidnapping the Chi-folks and now suddenly having America and France go to war for no real reason, you're all over the place. Let's scale it back a bit, let the other villains have a turn.

 

[bkhedr]

Agreed. Love your ideas Michael, just maybe do one or two at a time.

 

[MichaelChen]

I've actually only got one real scheme. The Hitlerbot was just payment to Hydra for some territory I needed for that one real scheme. And the kidnappings were just fuel for a gizmo I needed to use for that one real scheme. It just seems like I've got more than one scheme up because with this level of villain, just the side-effects of his operations are incredibly destructive. For, say, Kingpin, getting a Hitlerbot up and rampaging would be a huge deal. For the Mandarin, it's Tuesday. He's already half-forgotten he created the Hitlerbot for Hydra, the way regular people half-forget the last time they filled their car with gas or paid the electric bill.

 

[SpiderByte]

I'm just going to have Deadpool make innapropriate sexual puns and kill people.

 

[Gallagher]

For, say, Kingpin, getting a Hitlerbot up and rampaging would be a huge deal. For the Mandarin, it's Tuesday.

Bison?

 

[Optikal]

I think maybe I'll kidnap werewolf-by-night, dissect and study him, find a way to mass-infect people, and turn all of New York City into werewolves.

I'm just going to have Deadpool make innapropriate sexual puns and kill people.

I'm all out of this game.

*walks away shaking head*

 

[MichaelChen]

Bummer.