The Dark Knight Caption Thread!

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    I just LOVE cross-dressing for Halloween! I'm going as the Huntress this year!
     
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    Robin: pull my finger.....go on just pull it.










    Robin: PARP.
     
  3. ultimatefan The Batman must come back

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    Wow, how did you guess I did a Botox injection?
     
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    I WANT YOU... to waste your hard-earned eight bucks on my piece of **** movie...
     
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    "take that *****!"





    :D doesnt even need a joke to be funny
     
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    Bruce braced himself for the League of Shadows' infamous initiation ceremony...
     
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    :D :up:
     
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    "God damn it Ducard! I know you're desperate but can't you at least go in the corner?"
     
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    Batman: Take him away from here!

    Holmes: What is that?

    Batman: The Kid, grow up woman!

    Holmes: Okay, okay, I didn't know. Can he move?

    Batman: Ahhhhh!!!!

    Holmes: I don't know what I can do with him.

    Batman: Give me him, I cant talk with you, dumb b***h!

    Holmes: What is b***h?

    Batman takes the kid and goes away from Holmes

    Batman: Don't worry, you'll be my new Robin.

    :D
     
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    Bruce had told his butler not to practice his golf in the house. Alfred now regretted his retort of "What's the worst that could happen?"
     
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    "Yeah... it was me."
     
  12. Mr. Thing HAHAHAHA no.

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    Alfred: Master Wayne, do you like "Huey Lewis and The News"?
     
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    LOL :yay:
     
  14. Hotwire Dealin' W/ Demons

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    Bruce: What, I thought it was time for the "slow clap".
    Crowd (thinking): Loser.
     
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    Batman: Here you go, miss. Take the kid. I have to save my city.

    Rachel: Wait a minute... something's wrong here. Batman, you're not supposed to be shorter than me. Unless... TOM!!! It's you!! You dressed up as Batman and snuck onto the set just to see me, didn't you?!!
     
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    "so katie, aside from your obvious crack habbits; word is your fired from the sequel"

    she looks down to see nolan nodding.

    Bale-"what now *****!"

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    bale-"im such a baddass"

    katie-"ill give you a badass!"

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    tom-"katie c'mon the scientologists are having a party to celebrate their 3rd member!"

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    "that woman has huge boobs".
     
  18. ultimatefan The Batman must come back

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    Tom Cruise: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...*drops dead*.
    Batman: I knew some day Joker´s venom would be good for something...
     
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    TAE-BO! If you have the will, I have the way!
     
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    Don't miss me this month in "Borat!"
     
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    Oooooohhhhhh... f**k... Why can't rooftops come equipped with port-a-potties?!!!
     
  22. Carmine Falcone So it goes.

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    hahahaha! :D:up:
     
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    Kinda says it all, doesn't it?
     
  24. Carmine Falcone So it goes.

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    :eek:
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    :D:up:
     
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    Superman: Alright, let's just make this clear. We were really, really drunk. What happened between us... that was just the alcohol. It can never happen again. So we're cool?
    Batman: Yeah... I guess...
     
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