The Dark Knight Caption Thread!

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  1. Retroman Registered

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    lol

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    Lex: She's here.
    Henchmen: Who??!?
    Lex: Kitty of course.

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    Batman: WRONG!!!!
     
  2. Christopher Nolan Registered

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    Great Retro:up:
     
  3. MaskedManJRK Registered

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    JOKER: My gay role was better than your gay role!

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    BATMAN: No! MY gay role was better than YOUR gay role!

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    BALE & LEDGER: GAY-OFF!!!
     
  4. Retroman Registered

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    Thanks.:D
     
  5. Batman Dramatic Example

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    Batman: *running past cell*

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    Batman: *looks at abnormally large smile*

    Batman: ...

    Batman: Holy ****, is that Mercury, the planet? I guess it is. Though what it's doing on land I haven't the foggiest. Especially in a jailcell full of bats. Maybe if I approach it slowly, I'll get some kind of mutant powers. Or maybe not. I-

    Joker: I'm a guy, you jackass.
     
  6. That-Guy Registered

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    Heath Ledger? HEATH LEDGER?!!! Can somebody tell me how the hell I didn't get this part? I mean, seriously, LOOK AT ME!!!
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    Aww, shut up!! How the hell do you think I feel?!!
     
  7. Christopher Nolan Registered

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    Damn, the last Pic looks :eek::eek:
     
  8. That-Guy Registered

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    LOL, did you know there's a Bat Boy musical?
     
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    lmfao! That is sick!
     
  10. Matt.S99 Formally batboy99

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    wtf chris had a gay role?
     
  11. Batman Dramatic Example

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    Yep. It was a film called Velvet Goldmine.
     
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    Well, if I'm going to strike fear into people's hearts, I suppose I could always wear this.
     
  13. IamtheBatman Registered

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    I based this look around Ziggy Stardust (David Bowie).
     
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    I AM THE JOKER!!!

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    please. it's obvious they should make me the joker.


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    nah, they should pick me.

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    ***** off, hulme.

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    you wanna start somethin', mr. british pretty boy??!!


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    O RLY??!









    * a few moments later *

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    Bale definitly out-gayed Ledger. Not to say that Bale's gay, just that when he tries something, he goes all out.
     
  16. That-Guy Registered

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    Batman: Ah, I love these new costumes of ours. Particularly these new Bat-nana hammocks. Hey, do you guys hear something?
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    VRRRRRROOOOOOOMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    Batman: Oh sh**, RUUUUUUUUNNNNNNN!!!!!!
     
  17. Batman Dramatic Example

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    He has battled the tyranny of Ra's Al Ghul. He has defended Gotham from the psychotics of The Scarecrow. He has withstood the expertly trained League of Shadows. Now, The Dark Knight faces his greatest challenge yet. One that will require all of his cunning... All of his skill... Every last resource he has...







































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    COUNTRY MUSIC STARS!!!
     
  18. Lunar_Wolf WTF face

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    I love this one hahahahaha:up:
     
  19. Lunar_Wolf WTF face

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    BATMAN: Hey Robin look at me.
    ROBIN: Why???
    BATMAN: Hurry, look, look, hurry!!!

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    ROBIN: AHHH OH GOD NOOOO, IT'S SMELLS AHHHH MY FACE, IT'S
    IN MY EYES!!!!

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    BATMAN: Owned...BATSTYLE *****!!!
     
  20. Lunar_Wolf WTF face

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    ''DON'T DO DRUGS''
     
  21. titan101 Registered

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    LMFAO!!!!
     
  22. Christopher Nolan Registered

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    Damn, that Pic sucks.:(
     
  23. Bad Superman World's Grimmest Hero

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    BATMAN: Listen up, Joker. On behalf of Commisioner Gordon he offers you a reduced sentence if you help us catch The Riddler. We know you have vital information that could lead to his arrest.

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    JOKER: I'll tell you what, I do like your little friend there. Let me see him pose and roar like a dragon.

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    ROBIN: Oh, hell no.

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    BATMAN: Hold on a second. (TO ROBIN): The guy's obviously a freak. Just show him a few “dragon” moves.

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    ROBIN: Rooooarrrrrrr. . . .

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    JOKER: Ohhh. . . . Eureka!!! God. . . . that's nice.

    BATMAN: OK, you got what you wanted.

    JOKER: Yeah. . . The Riddler will rob Gotham City Bank and Trust tommorow.

    BATMAN: Time?

    JOKER: Alright guys, I'm not gonna lie to you. But first. . .This is gonna get kinda weird... Show me two dragons.

    BATMAN: Damn you Joker. . . . Robin, let’s do this quick. . . .


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    BATMAN: What happened back there DIDN’T HAPPEN. You got that?

    ROBIN: Got it. . . . . . . . . . .Do you think dragons. . .?

    BATMAN: SHUT UP!!!!
     
  24. Lunar_Wolf WTF face

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    Yeah I know. WTF were they thinking adding that sliver color to the costumes.
     
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    [Ron White] The other night I was home alone in my chair naked eating a bag of cheetos . . . . .[/Ron White]
     
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