The Dark Knight Caption Thread!

[Retroman]

lol

Lex: She's here.
Henchmen: Who??!?
Lex: Kitty of course.

Batman: WRONG!!!!

 

[Christopher Nolan]

lol

Lex: She's here.
Henchmen: Who??!?
Lex: Kitty of course.

Batman: WRONG!!!!

Great Retro

 

[MaskedManJRK]

JOKER: My gay role was better than your gay role!

BATMAN: No! MY gay role was better than YOUR gay role!

BALE & LEDGER: GAY-OFF!!!

 

[Retroman]

Great Retro

Thanks.

 

[Batman]

Batman: *running past cell*

Batman: *looks at abnormally large smile*

Batman: ...

Batman: Holy ****, is that Mercury, the planet? I guess it is. Though what it's doing on land I haven't the foggiest. Especially in a jailcell full of bats. Maybe if I approach it slowly, I'll get some kind of mutant powers. Or maybe not. I-

Joker: I'm a guy, you jackass.

 

[That-Guy]

Heath Ledger? HEATH LEDGER?!!! Can somebody tell me how the hell I didn't get this part? I mean, seriously, LOOK AT ME!!!

Aww, shut up!! How the hell do you think I feel?!!

 

[Christopher Nolan]

Heath Ledger? HEATH LEDGER?!!! Can somebody tell me how the hell I didn't get this part? I mean, seriously, LOOK AT ME!!!

Aww, shut up!! How the hell do you think I feel?!!

Damn, the last Pic looks

 

[That-Guy]

LOL, did you know there's a Bat Boy musical?

 

[Batman2008]

lmfao! That is sick!

 

[Matt.S99]

JOKER: My gay role was better than your gay role!

BATMAN: No! MY gay role was better than YOUR gay role!

BALE & LEDGER: GAY-OFF!!!

wtf chris had a gay role?

 

[Batman]

Yep. It was a film called Velvet Goldmine.

 

[That-Guy]

Well, if I'm going to strike fear into people's hearts, I suppose I could always wear this.

 

[IamtheBatman]

I based this look around Ziggy Stardust (David Bowie).

 

[titan101]

I AM THE JOKER!!!

please. it's obvious they should make me the joker.

nah, they should pick me.

***** off, hulme.

you wanna start somethin', mr. british pretty boy??!!

O RLY??!









* a few moments later *

 

[Capt Throbberson]

JOKER: My gay role was better than your gay role!

BATMAN: No! MY gay role was better than YOUR gay role!

BALE & LEDGER: GAY-OFF!!!

Bale definitly out-gayed Ledger. Not to say that Bale's gay, just that when he tries something, he goes all out.

 

[That-Guy]

Batman: Ah, I love these new costumes of ours. Particularly these new Bat-nana hammocks. Hey, do you guys hear something?

VRRRRRROOOOOOOMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Batman: Oh sh**, RUUUUUUUUNNNNNNN!!!!!!

 

[Batman]

He has battled the tyranny of Ra's Al Ghul. He has defended Gotham from the psychotics of The Scarecrow. He has withstood the expertly trained League of Shadows. Now, The Dark Knight faces his greatest challenge yet. One that will require all of his cunning... All of his skill... Every last resource he has...

COUNTRY MUSIC STARS!!!

 

[Lunar_Wolf]

Batman: Ah, I love these new costumes of ours. Particularly these new Bat-nana hammocks. Hey, do you guys hear something?

VRRRRRROOOOOOOMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Batman: Oh sh**, RUUUUUUUUNNNNNNN!!!!!!

I love this one hahahahaha

 

[Lunar_Wolf]

BATMAN: Hey Robin look at me.
ROBIN: Why???
BATMAN: Hurry, look, look, hurry!!!

ROBIN: AHHH OH GOD NOOOO, IT'S SMELLS AHHHH MY FACE, IT'S
IN MY EYES!!!!

BATMAN: Owned...BATSTYLE *****!!!

 

[Lunar_Wolf]

''DON'T DO DRUGS''

 

[titan101]

He has battled the tyranny of Ra's Al Ghul. He has defended Gotham from the psychotics of The Scarecrow. He has withstood the expertly trained League of Shadows. Now, The Dark Knight faces his greatest challenge yet. One that will require all of his cunning... All of his skill... Every last resource he has...

COUNTRY MUSIC STARS!!!

LMFAO!!!!

 

[Christopher Nolan]

''DON'T DO DRUGS''

Damn, that Pic sucks.

 

[Bad Superman]

BATMAN: Listen up, Joker. On behalf of Commisioner Gordon he offers you a reduced sentence if you help us catch The Riddler. We know you have vital information that could lead to his arrest.

JOKER: I'll tell you what, I do like your little friend there. Let me see him pose and roar like a dragon.

ROBIN: Oh, hell no.

BATMAN: Hold on a second. (TO ROBIN): The guy's obviously a freak. Just show him a few “dragon” moves.

ROBIN: Rooooarrrrrrr. . . .

JOKER: Ohhh. . . . Eureka!!! God. . . . that's nice.

BATMAN: OK, you got what you wanted.

JOKER: Yeah. . . The Riddler will rob Gotham City Bank and Trust tommorow.

BATMAN: Time?

JOKER: Alright guys, I'm not gonna lie to you. But first. . .This is gonna get kinda weird... Show me two dragons.

BATMAN: Damn you Joker. . . . Robin, let’s do this quick. . . .

BATMAN: What happened back there DIDN’T HAPPEN. You got that?

ROBIN: Got it. . . . . . . . . . .Do you think dragons. . .?

BATMAN: SHUT UP!!!!

 

[Lunar_Wolf]

Damn, that Pic sucks.

Yeah I know. WTF were they thinking adding that sliver color to the costumes.

 

[NHawk19]

[Ron White] The other night I was home alone in my chair naked eating a bag of cheetos . . . . .[/Ron White]