The Dark Knight Caption Thread!

[That-Guy]

BAT in the U.S.S.R.!!!

 

[That-Guy]

Heeeeeeeeeeey, Robin. You’re lookin’ sexy tonight.

NO!!! I told you Batman, I’m straight, now!!! Leave me alone!!

 

[That-Guy]

WTF, man?!!!

Heh heh heh heh...

...jackass.

 

[Lunar_Wolf]

Superman: Call me Superboy again and I'll rip your jugular out!!!
Batman: .Superboy Superboy Superboy Superboy Superboy hahahaah Superboy Superboy!!!!

Superman: I told you Bruce to never call me Superboy again!!!!
Batman: Your showlace is untied...

Batman: Your right, you ain't no Superboy, your a super*****!!!

 

[Dr. Fate]

WTF, man?!!!

Heh heh heh heh...

...jackass.

Bwahahahahaha! t: Brilliant.

 

[Dr. Fate]

SUPERMAN: "Prepare to be pwned."
BATMAN: ""

 

[ultimatefan]

WTF, man?!!!

Heh heh heh heh...

...jackass.

hehehehe

 

[ultimatefan]

Superman: Attack Of The Clones was the worst, I tell you!

Batman: Like hell, it was The Phantom Menace!

 

[ultimatefan]

Batman: Do you know how I know that you´re gay?
Superman: No.
Batman: You wear a red cape and frikking underpants outside your pants!
Superman: So do you!
Batman: But mine are black!
Superman: ...
Batman: Do you know how I know that you´re gay?
Superman: No.
Batman: That Jimmy Olsen so got the hots for you, dude!
Superman: And what about you running around with that kid in green speedos?
Batman: Do you know how I know that you´re gay?
Superman: No.
Batman: You made a movie with Bryan Singer!
Superman: And what was that Batusi thing you used to do on TV?
Batman: Oh, that? I was so loaded, dude...

 

[Dr. Fate]

Superman: Attack Of The Clones was the worst, I tell you!

Batman: Like hell, it was The Phantom Menace!

Hahahahahahaha

How about we agree that all three sucked and call truce?

 

[Dr. Fate]

SUPERMAN: "Don't you ever say that Roger Moore was a better Bond than Sean Connery!"

 

[MaskedManJRK]

Batman: Do you know how I know that you´re gay?
Superman: No.
Batman: You wear a red cape and frikking underpants outside your pants!
Superman: So do you!
Batman: But mine are black!
Superman: ...
Batman: Do you know how I know that you´re gay?
Superman: No.
Batman: That Jimmy Olsen so got the hots for you, dude!
Superman: And what about you running around with that kid in green speedos?
Batman: Do you know how I know that you´re gay?
Superman: No.
Batman: You made a movie with Bryan Singer!
Superman: And what was that Batusi thing you used to do on TV?
Batman: Oh, that? I was so loaded, dude...

Another good responce to that would be:

BATMAN: Dude, what do you you expect? It was the sixties? I was tripping on some hardcore LSD while knee-deep in hippie-chick *****...

 

[MaskedManJRK]

Oh, here's another good one:

SUPERMAN: Do you know how I know you're gay?
BATMAN: How?
SUPERMAN: I watched Batman & Robin!
BATMAN: Well, do you know how I know you're gay?
SUPERMAN: How?
BATMAN: I watched Smallville.

 

[Dr. Fate]

Oh, here's another good one:

SUPERMAN: Do you know how I know you're gay?
BATMAN: How?
SUPERMAN: I watched Batman & Robin!
BATMAN: Well, do you know how I know you're gay?
SUPERMAN: How?
BATMAN: I watched Smallville.

Hahahahahaha! t:

 

[Dr. Fate]

CRANE: "Ireland!"
BATMAN: "Wales!"
CRANE: "Ireland!"
BATMAN: "Wales!"

 

[ultimatefan]

Another good responce to that would be:

BATMAN: Dude, what do you you expect? It was the sixties? I was tripping on some hardcore LSD while knee-deep in hippie-chick *****...

Hehehe, good one!

 

[ultimatefan]

Oh, here's another good one:

SUPERMAN: Do you know how I know you're gay?
BATMAN: How?
SUPERMAN: I watched Batman & Robin!
BATMAN: Well, do you know how I know you're gay?
SUPERMAN: How?
BATMAN: I watched Smallville.

Oh yeah, this can go on and on...t:

 

[That-Guy]

They put nipples on this costume too, but luckily I had these two Kit Kat bars to cover them up.

 

[That-Guy]

"Ugh... Mulitiplicity... Jack Frost... f**king Herbie... What the hell happened to my career?"

"Oooh!!! The Bat Signal!!! Oh, wait... someone else answers that now. Damn it."

 

[Dr. Fate]

"Ugh... Mulitiplicity... Jack Frost... f**king Herbie... What the hell happened to my career?"

"Oooh!!! The Bat Signal!!! Oh, wait... someone else answers that now. Damn it."

Bwahaahahahahaha - funny one That-Guy, as was the kit kat bars over nipples.

BATMAN: "You're so catty it's driving me batty."

 

[That-Guy]

Thanks, Fate! I love the "Ireland/Wales" one you did... pure genius!

Batman: Mmm hmm. Just as I suspected. Your lower wisdom teeth are coming in fast and they're what's causing you pain around your molars. We're going to have to take them out immediately.

Crane: AAAAAHHHHHH!!! NOOOOOOO!!!!

 

[That-Guy]

Thanks, Fate! I love the "Ireland/Wales" one you did... pure genius!

Batman: Mmm hmm. Just as I suspected. Your lower wisdom teeth are coming in fast and they're what's causing you pain around your molars. We're going to have to take them out immediately.

Crane: AAAAAHHHHHH!!! NOOOOOOO!!!!

 

[That-Guy]

Come on baby, let's do the twist! Come on baby, let's do the twist! Take me by my little hands and go like this!

 

[Ronny Shade]

CRANE: "Ireland!"
BATMAN: "Wales!"
CRANE: "Ireland!"
BATMAN: "Wales!"

lol Wales wins.

Spoiler

"No it doesn't!"

Spoiler

"Bullseye's right, Bats. This is far from over"

 

[That-Guy]

AHHHHRRRGGGHHH!!! Note to self... don't sit down after daily prison shower encounter...