The Dark Knight Caption Thread!

[Lunar_Wolf]

Superman: Wheres your kryptonite ring now *****!!!!

 

[titan101]

superman : where the **** you put my ipod you ****ing annoying piece of ******ed **** ??!!

batman : *aagh * ..... can't ..... breath ......

 

[eXperiment]

batman would be the **** outta him

 

[Lunar_Wolf]

JOKER: I'm going on holidays for a few weeks.
BATMAN: Ok bye.


6 WEEKS LATER!!

JOKER: I'm back!!
BATMAN: WTF HAPPENED TO YOU????

 

[titan101]

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[titan101]

Crawling in my skin
These wounds, they will not heal
Fear is how I fall
Confusing what is real

There's something inside me that pulls beneath the surface
Consuming, confusing
This lack of self control I fear is never ending
Controlling

I can't seem
To find myself again
My walls are closing in
(Without a sense of confidence Im convinced that theres just too much pressure to take)
I've felt this way before
So insecure



Discomfort, endlessly has pulled itself upon me
Distracting, reacting
Against my will I stand beside my own reflection
It's haunting how I can't seem...

To find myself again
My walls are closing in
(Without a sense of confidence Im convinced that theres just too much pressure to take)
I've felt this way before
So insecure

 

[lordofthenerds]

Catwoman: Lets do it on this rooftop!
Batman: Its feeling hot already! Its feeling really hot....

 

[Dr. Fate]

Catwoman: You see, all we needed was sixty-five years of sexual tension that didn´t go anywhere...
Batman: Don´t celebrate, now we´ll have other sixty-five years of being the on again/off again couple...

Bwahahahahaha!

It's funny because it's true. t:

 

[Dr. Fate]

Catwoman: "Take me, Bats."
Batman: "Where? I'm low on gas and you need a jacket."

 

[Dr. Fate]

Superman: "Don't you ever touch Lois again, bat-b****!"

 

[Superwoman Prime]

SUPERMAN: You try to convince Lois to dye her hair blonde again, and I'll f--k you UP!

BATMAN: Uncle!!

 

[thedarks0ldier]

El Payaso and I don't trust in YOU.

Well I dont trust El Payaso, the Joker on his avy has a mustache.

 

[Superwoman Prime]

So what? The actor didn't want to shave his mustache. Would you want to shave facial hair just to be a TV show character?

I think not.

 

[Dr. Fate]

SUPERMAN: You try to convince Lois to dye her hair blonde again, and I'll f--k you UP!

BATMAN: Uncle!!

Nyehehehehehehe

SUPERMAN: "Let's get something straight right now - no one, but NO ONE, gets to knock Wonder Woman up with their illegitimate child but ME! Got it?!"
BATMAN [gasping]: "Got... it..."

 

[thedarks0ldier]

So what? The actor didn't want to shave his mustache. Would you want to shave facial hair just to be a TV show character?

I think not.

LOL, funny, I just shaved for a play at my college.

 

[ultimatefan]

Bwahahahahaha!

It's funny because it's true. t:

Thanks! Oh yeah, let´s not hold our breaths for the proposal...t:

 

[Dr. Fate]

CATWOMAN [thinking]: "If you change your mind, I'm the first in line.
Honey I'm still free, take a chance on me. If you need me, let me know, gonna be around. If you've got no place to go, if you're feeling down. If you're all alone when the pretty birds have flown, honey I'm still free, take a chance on me. Gonna do my very best and it ain't no lie. If you put me to the test, if you let me try Take a chance on me. (Come on, give me a break will you?). Take a chance on me. Oh you can take your time baby, I'm in no hurry, know I'm gonna get you. You don't wanna hurt me, baby don't worry, I ain't gonna let you. Let me tell you now: My love is strong enough to last when things are rough. It's magic. You say that I waste my time but I can't get you off my mind..."

 

[vampireslayer97]

SUPERMAN: Take it back!

BATMAN: Ughhh! Never! Batman Forever and Batman and Robin are 10 times better than Superman III and Superman IV.... and that's really not saying much!

(Chokes more)

BATMAN: Ugh... something tells me that didn't help the situation.

 

[vampireslayer97]

CATWOMAN: (thinking) Mmmm.. now's my chance to steal the jem back from his pocket.

BELT: Warning! Warning! Jem theft detected! Jem theft detected!

CATWOMAN: Son of a *****... you always have some damn detector, or gadget on that belt to save your ass.

BATMAN: Hey... I'm Batman... that's what I do. Hail to the king, and gimme some sugar, baby!

 

[ultimatefan]

CATWOMAN: Hmmm. is that a batarang or you´re happy to see me?

 

[thedarks0ldier]

BATMAN: Hmmm. is that a whip or you´re happy to see me?

 

[Batman]

CATWOMAN: *thinking* "I should've taken Superman's offer about that weekend in the Fortess of Solitude..."






























BATMAN: *thinking* "I should've taken Superman's offer about that weekend in the Fortess of Solitude..."

 

[Ronny Shade]

BATMAN: *thinking* "I should've taken Superman's offer about that weekend in the Fortess of Solitude..."

They were going to train and talk business, obviously.

 

[Dr. Fate]

BATMAN [thinking]: "Damn... she swallowed my gum."

 

[Batman]

They were going to train and talk business, obviously.

Actually, this is what probably would've happened...