The Dark Knight Caption Thread!

[Superwoman Prime]

"John Denver never mentioned rare blue flowers and... secluded temples where a man can go train and become a dark warrior."

 

[blksuperman2]

Batman: I am, I am a man, I said I wanna get next to you. I said I'm gonna get close to you. Wouldn't want me haveta hurt ya too... hurt ya too...

Funny caption, but that picture is just wrong. No means no Batman.

 

[LadyMoira]

Ras-"Man this is quality stuff...hey are doritos around here? I got the munchies."

 

[Dr. Fate]

The following caption was originally brought to us by byrd man on the Justice League thread. It seemed too funny not to share, so long as we all recognize that this was the work of byrd man -

Batman: Can you tell me how to get to Gordon Street?

Supes: Huh, Gordon Street? I use to know a girl on Gordon Street..

Batman: Could we get a better actor? I know it's a small part but we could do better than this.

Superman: Gordon Street? Ah, yes, Gordon Street. I use to know a girl who lived there, when I was young. Not a day goes by that I don't think of that girl and the promise that I made which I will always keep. That one perfect day on Gordon Street. That's uh five blocks up, two over.

Batman: [choking back tears] Thank you.

 

[LadyMoira]

The following caption was originally brought to us by byrd man on the Justice League thread. It seemed too funny not to share, so long as we all recognize that this was the work of byrd man -

Quote:

Batman: Can you tell me how to get to Gordon Street?

Supes: Huh, Gordon Street? I use to know a girl on Gordon Street..

Batman: Could we get a better actor? I know it's a small part but we could do better than this.

Superman: Gordon Street? Ah, yes, Gordon Street. I use to know a girl who lived there, when I was young. Not a day goes by that I don't think of that girl and the promise that I made which I will always keep. That one perfect day on Gordon Street. That's uh five blocks up, two over.

Batman: [choking back tears] Thank you.

bird man!

 

[TrailerCues]

The following caption was originally brought to us by byrd man on the Justice League thread. It seemed too funny not to share, so long as we all recognize that this was the work of byrd man -

That Gordon Street quote is a rip off of a quote from Waynes World t:

 

[Lunar_Wolf]

The following caption was originally brought to us by byrd man on the Justice League thread. It seemed too funny not to share, so long as we all recognize that this was the work of byrd man -

Hahaha thats the best.

 

[LadyMoira]

Joker-"I swear I have no idea who put the crazy glue inside the lining of your mask."

 

[Dr. Fate]

Hahaha thats the best.

Damn straight.


"Lookin' for a good time, honey?"

"You really gotta ask?"

 

[Lunar_Wolf]

Welcome to Cribs, this week we will check out Wayne major.

Bruce-Welcome to Wayne Manor. As you see it takes 5-10 mins just to walk down these steps.

Alfred-Hi I'm Alfred, this place is so big, last week I got lost for 4 hours.
Bruce-ALFRED WHERE IS MY MEATLOAF...****....MEATLOAF!!!

Bruce- This is were the magic happens.

ALFRED-I have no idea where I am in this F**king house.

SUPERMAN-BRUCE??? BRUCE WHERE ARE YOU? WHATS GOING ON?
BRUCE- **** hide the cameras, I'm not here!!!

BRUCE-You should see me other car......Which is my F1.

BRUCE-YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! HEEEEEEYAWWWWWWWWW
http://www.motorracing.tv/assets/dbimages/indy_barton.jpg

 

[LadyMoira]

Bruce-"huh...the realtor wasn't kidding when she said it was a fixer-upper."

 

[El Payaso]

Lee-dah-dah... I'm pissing on my pants, but with a car like this, who notices?

 

[ultimatefan]

Alfred: You told me this plan of yours wasn´t about thrill-seeking.
Bruce: No, it was about me dressing up like a bat, running around in a badass armored car with a jet engine, flying around with a cape glider, beating the crap out of ten thugs at once, buying hotels and jumping into decorational pools with hot european chicks. What the hell could make you think it was about thrill-seeking?

 

[Lunar_Wolf]

Alfred: You told me this plan of yours wasn´t about thrill-seeking.
Bruce: No, it was about me dressing up like a bat, running around in a badass armored car with a jet engine, flying around with a cape glider, beating the crap out of ten thugs at once, buying hotels and jumping into decorational pools with hot european chicks. What the hell could make you think it was about thrill-seeking?

LMAO

 

[Lunar_Wolf]

Alfred: Where are you going sir?
Bruce: I'm returning some tapes...Where do you think I'm going? This city needs me. I have a question. I'm fighting thugs all day and so on, what do you do? What in gods name were you doing all them years I was gone? You wear the same outfit everyday, you walk around with tea, Alfred, why are you here? You know what your fired.

 

[LadyMoira]

Bruce-"Check out Wayne manor...nice huh? Supes can shove that fortress of solitude where the sun don't shine!"

 

[MaskedManJRK]

Damn straight.


"Lookin' for a good time, honey?"

"You really gotta ask?"

Alternate version:

BRUCE: Hell yes! ...Can the guy in the black trenchcoat join?

t:

 

[MulligaN Stew]

"You were my greatest student Bruce. Just. . .just don't tell Obi-Wan I said that."

"He doesn't like theatricality?"

"Heavens no. He's afraid of anything related to it, especially flying."

"You taught me to mind my surroundings; didn't he learn the same thing?"

"Obi-Wan's always been a brown-noser Bruce; He simply gets by in life because he nods his head, says 'yes master', and makes breakfast for the Council. He only made the rank of Master because of his famous strawberry strudels. Pfft, what a tool."

 

[Superwoman Prime]

HOLY ****!

That is hot. Super hot. HAWT. With capital letters.

HOT.

 

[Byrd Man]

That Gordon Street quote is a rip off of a quote from Waynes World t:

Actually it's fron Wanye's World 2, get that $hit right.

 

[Dr. Fate]

HOLY ****!

That is hot. Super hot. HAWT. With capital letters.

HOT.

Damn straight.

Lunar Wolf, Lady Moira, MulligaN Stew, you all did good work, keep it up.

BRUCE: "I could have had Orlando Bloom's role in Pirates of the Caribbean, Alfred. Do you realize what that means?"
ALFRED: "Yes - it means you would be getting snubbed by 99% of the audience while they swoon and make a fuss over Johnny Depp."
BRUCE: "But I would also be tappin' Keira Knightley's ass."
ALFRED: "Does she really have one, sir?"
BRUCE: "...Touche..."

 

[ultimatefan]

Chick: Hey, my eyes are up here!
Guy: "My eyes are up here, my eyes are up here!" Boo-frikking-who! You chicks spend six grant to put silicon in your boobs then put on tops two sizes too small that look like they will explode at any minute and walk around with your nipples pointing like it´s ten degrees outside for us to look in your eyes, yeah, right! Am I right guys?

 

[Dr. Fate]

Chick: Hey, my eyes are up here!
Guy: "My eyes are up here, my eyes are up here!" Boo-frikking-who! You chicks spend six grant to put silicon in your boobs then put on tops two sizes too small that look like they will explode at any minute and walk around with your nipples pointing like it´s ten degrees outside for us to look in your eyes, yeah, right! Am I right guys?

Bwahahahahahahaha

BRUCE: "I hope Clark's up for another relocation of Wayne Manor..."

SUPERMAN: "Damn it Bruce, can you at least get me a rope and chain that's sufficiently long enough and strong enough for me to even haul Wayne Manor behind me?! Jeez!"

 

[Alpha and Omega]

^Yeah, I know this is kind of a rip off of the above, but in doing so, I'm sorry, and . . .bare with me.

MY TRILOGY
Episode 1:
Chick: Hey! My eyes are up here!
Guy: , you have eyes?! . . .ahem, of course they are. . .forgive me and my neck-down philosophy.
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Episode 2:
Chick: Pervert! I thought we went through this.

Guy: Yeah, tell me about it. Your chest really is an attention ****e, and I don't appreciate it manipulating my eyes. I'll let it slide this time, but I can't make any promises.
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Episode 3:
Chick: Are you ever going to get past the fact that I'm a woman with large breasts?

Guy: Large supple breasts. They work hard for the respect of a glance or a stare. You shouldn't be too hard on them.

Chick: Ugh, I'm going to lose it and pulverize you one of these days.

Guy: When you say pulverize, would that involve any kind of wrestling, and if so, can are dinner, a nightcap, and a rematch in a hot-tub spring out of the question? Yeah, that's a bit much, but would you at least promise to pin me with your chest? If you smother me, I'll go satisfied.

Chick: You're. . .beyond perverted.

Guy: Shhh, you'll ruin my Crystal City reputation. I'm fast, but your eyes are faster.

Chick: My eyes are up here!!!

Guy: Your other ones. . .
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Lost episode:
Chick: Wally, please stop doing that!!! Now!!!

Guy: . . . wow, your voice grew incredibly deeper. . . you sound like my Super. . . .

Chick: Tell me, how does she put up with you?!

Guy: Um, HE, as in Larry, usually gives me a high-five, and begs me to cop an extra feel on whoever just for him.

Chick: You're hopeless. *goes on 1/2 hour rant*

*pauses* Are you listening to me?!?!?!

Guy: I wa. . .well, why can't you be telepathic like your chest?!

Chick: I give up. . . . .you're putting a ring on my finger firs. . .

Guy: *disappeared along with every other male in the vicinity*

Chick: Hello. . . . .

Intimidating Butch: Men couldn't handle you; me. . . I will break you.

Chick: aw ****. . .yeah, cranberries.

 

[MulligaN Stew]

Alfred: Bruce, you have responsibilities. Live up to them.

Bruce: Yeah, yeah, yeah, look, being Batman is a little different than home matinence or a little sugar in the bosses coffee. It's complicated.

Alfred: You know what! Screw you, you little ungrateful prick! You think that being Batman is tough?! Try having a hip-replacement!!! Twice!!! Seven years of peace and now it's back to this. . .