The Dark Knight Caption Thread!

[Dr. Fate]

60s BATMAN: The power of Christ compells you! The power of Christ compells you! The power of Christ compells you!

Hehehehehehehehehe

BATMAN: "Oh God I have to get off this crack I've been smoking..."

 

[kedrell]

Batman: "Just call me Mr. Negativity!"

 

[Ace of Knaves]

BATMAN:
I didn't wanna give you mushrooms girl
Didn't wanna bring you to my world
now you're sitting in the corner crying
And is my fault, my fault!!

 

[ultimatefan]

BATMAN: IIIII HAAAAVE THE POOOOWEEEER!!!

 

[Dr. Fate]

BATMAN: IIIII HAAAAVE THE POOOOWEEEER!!!

Damn, I wish I had thought of that!

BATMAN: "Klaatu, Barada, Nikto!"

 

[TheDarkKnight08]

Bruce: Man, this is some good porn.

 

[Doctor Jones]

ALFRED: Oh, for Christ's sake, Master Bruce. You're looking at porn again?!
BRUCE: No, it's actually photos for my new modeling agency. What have you been doing?
ALFRED: Oh, nothing. Nothing!
BRUCE: Are you the one who stole my porn, Alfred? GIVE IT BACK!
ALFRED: NEVAH!!

 

[Cancer4TheCure]

GORDON: Stop being so smart Dent, or I just might tell Batman here about your diarrhea problem.

HARVEY: Oh, yeah, Gordon? What makes you think the Batman will believe you? I don't have any problem. (Farts loudly)

DENT: Godammit.
GORDON: Lawl!

 

[SuperZer0]

60s BATMAN: The power of Christ compells you! The power of Christ compells you! The power of Christ compells you!

Hehehehehehe.

 

[SuperZer0]

BATMAN: IIIII HAAAAVE THE POOOOWEEEER!!!

Did you mean "I've Got The Power" ?

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks, Doc! Great minds think alike. Cool Earth Stood Still reference.

Yeah, it´s a He-Man reference.

Love the God one too.

 

[ultimatefan]

Harvey: We've just received the location of all the dozen or so critics who badmouthed The Dark Knight, now we need to know if they were bribed by rival studios, drugged, or are just plain stupid.

Batman: If I get´em to you, can you get´em to talk?

Harvey: I'll get´em to sing! I mean, badly, cuz if they had any actual artistic talent, they wouldn´t be critics to begin with...

 

[Morg]

Agent of Chaos, hotlinking is not allowed

 

[Polux]

¿Por qué tan serio?

Why so serious?

Don Ramon FTW !!!!!


Polux

 

[BlueLightning]

¿Por qué tan serio?

Why so serious?

Thats genius! Brilliant!

"¡Y no te doy otra no mas por que... no eres el Espantapajaros!

 

[Dr. Fate]

Harvey: We've just received the location of all the dozen or so critics who badmouthed The Dark Knight, now we need to know if they were bribed by rival studios, drugged, or are just plain stupid.

Batman: If I get´em to you, can you get´em to talk?

Harvey: I'll get´em to sing! I mean, badly, cuz if they had any actual artistic talent, they wouldn´t be critics to begin with...

Bwahahahahaha! And thanks.

Good to have ya back Agent.

And back to the He-Man referencing -

BATMAN: "By The Power Of Grayskull!"

 

[scatterax]

edit

 

[Dr. Fate]

SILK SPECTRE #2: "Lookin' for a dance partner, honey?"

BANK GUY [thinking]: "Dear Diary - Jackpot!!!"

 

[scatterax]

[bruce]So this web page is an online auction?
[alfred] yes. and if you bid higher than $45 in the next 2 minutes, you'll get the copy of "Batman Begins" on blue ray, and they'll actually mail it to your home.
[bruce] is that so? hmmm. I think I'll bid... $3,000,000!!
[Alfred]

 

[Dr. Fate]

ALFRED: "How did you get the script to Spider-Man 4 so quickly?!"
BRUCE: "Prep time."
ALFRED: "Smart-ass."

 

[batmaluco]

Harvey: We've just received the location of all the dozen or so critics who badmouthed The Dark Knight, now we need to know if they were bribed by rival studios, drugged, or are just plain stupid.

Batman: If I get´em to you, can you get´em to talk?

Harvey: I'll get´em to sing! I mean, badly, cuz if they had any actual artistic talent, they wouldn´t be critics to begin with...

Hehehehehehehe, poor Dent...

lots of great stuff guys!

60s BATMAN: "There is nothing wrong with your television set... I am taking control... I control the vertical... I control the horizontal... you are entering... the Batman Zone."

BATMAN: "Risin' up, back on the street
Did my time, took my chances
Went the distance, now I'm back on my feet
Just a man and his will to survive

So many times, it happens too fast
You change your passion for glory
Don't lose your grip on the dreams of the past
You must fight just to keep them alive

It's the eye of the tiger, it's the cream of the fight
Risin' up to the challenge of our rival
And the last known survivor stalks his prey in the night
And he's watchin' us all in the eye of the tiger...

Face to face, out in the heat
Hangin' tough, stayin' hungry
They stack the odds 'til we take to the street
For we kill with the skill to survive

Risin' up, straight to the top
Have the guts, got the glory
Went the distance, now I'm not gonna stop
Just a man and his will to survive

It's the eye of the tiger, it's the cream of the fight
Risin' up to the challenge of our rival
And the last known survivor stalks his prey in the night
And he's watchin' us all in the eye of the tiger..."

bwahahahaha!!
And thanks ultimatefan, Polux, BlueLightning!

 

[batmaluco]

Batman: Senator McCain is always talking "my friends, my friends", sure he has a lot of friends,
and he deserves it. But, the truth is,
President Obama has not only lots of friends as well, he also has the Superfriends!

 

[Dr. Fate]

bwahahahaha!!
And thanks ultimatefan, Polux, BlueLightning!

Thanks batmaluco!

BATMAN: "Oh man this weed is some pretty powerful sh1t... I can see lights flashing before my eyes..."

 

[ultimatefan]

The online auction one, the Spider-Man 4 script one and the Superfriends one are cool too!

 

[ultimatefan]

BRUCE: Beautiful, isn´t it?
ALFRED: Beautiful. Unethical. Dangerous. You put surveillance cameras in all female locker rooms and showers in the city!
BRUCE: I have to have some fun, I spend my whole nights going after thugs and psychos!
ALFRED: No one man should have such power.
BRUCE: That´s why I´m... sharing it with you.
ALFRED: Consider this... my Christmas bonus!