The Dark Knight Caption Thread!

[Dr. Fate]

BRUCE: Beautiful, isn´t it?
ALFRED: Beautiful. Unethical. Dangerous. You put surveillance cameras in all female locker rooms and showers in the city!
BRUCE: I have to have some fun, I spend my whole nights going after thugs and psychos!
ALFRED: No one man should have such power.
BRUCE: That´s why I´m... sharing it with you.
ALFRED: Consider this... my Christmas bonus!

Thanks and bwahahahahahaha!

JOKER: "Mason Verger doesn't want to kill me any more than I want to kill him. He just wants to see me suffer in some unimaginable way. He is rather twisted, you know."

 

[scatterax]

[Superman] I stand behind Obama, and his presidency.

 

[scatterax]

The online auction one, the Spider-Man 4 script one and the Superfriends one are cool too!

thanks!

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks, Doc! No prob, scatter!

 

[ultimatefan]

ALFRED: Do you think America wil deal well with a black president, sir?
BRUCE: Why not, we spent the last eight years with a ****** one..






(I stole that from Chris Rock, but I love it!)

 

[Doctor Jones]

BRUCE: Beautiful, isn´t it?
ALFRED: Beautiful. Unethical. Dangerous. You put surveillance cameras in all female locker rooms and showers in the city!
BRUCE: I have to have some fun, I spend my whole nights going after thugs and psychos!
ALFRED: No one man should have such power.
BRUCE: That´s why I´m... sharing it with you.
ALFRED: Consider this... my Christmas bonus!

Bwahahahahahahahaha!!! Brilliant!

 

[Doctor Jones]

ALFRED: Do you think America wil deal well with a black president, sir?
BRUCE: Why not, we spent the last eight years with a ****** one..






(I stole that from Chris Rock, but I love it!)

Even though I don't like Bush, he gets blamed for too much. Much of the stuff was going on way before him. Not alot was his fault. And then came 9/11. He just was the president at the wrong time.

Just think if Bush lost, we would have had Gore. We would be in a much deeper pile of sh1t than ever.

 

[Dr. Fate]

Batman: Senator McCain is always talking "my friends, my friends", sure he has a lot of friends,
and he deserves it. But, the truth is,
President Obama has not only lots of friends as well, he also has the Superfriends!

Bwahahahahaha, talk about friends in high places.

ALFRED: "Really sir, competing in caption threads on Superhero Hype?"
BRUCE: "What can I say Alfred, after a long hard night of kicking ass and taking names and dealing with the Joker's crap, these caption threads help me relax and stay sane."

BRUCE: "Oh these Marvel/DC youtube videos never get old..."
ALFRED: "It's my turn now sir."
BRUCE: "Oh come on Alfred, it's the 21st century! Everyone has their own computer! Or should..."

 

[batmaluco]

Thanks Doc, ultimatefan!

 

[batmaluco]

BRUCE: Beautiful, isn´t it?
ALFRED: Beautiful. Unethical. Dangerous. You put surveillance cameras in all female locker rooms and showers in the city!
BRUCE: I have to have some fun, I spend my whole nights going after thugs and psychos!
ALFRED: No one man should have such power.
BRUCE: That´s why I´m... sharing it with you.
ALFRED: Consider this... my Christmas bonus!

hehehehehehe

Thanks batmaluco!

BATMAN: "Oh man this weed is some pretty powerful sh1t... I can see lights flashing before my eyes..."

lol

 

[batmaluco]

Batman: Powerful weed, isn't it?

Robin: Strangely, I can't feel anything...

Batman: C'mon! Inhale it again until you can feel the effects.

10 minutes later..

Batman: And now?...

Robin: I still can't feel anything...


20 minutes later...

Batman: And ...

Robin: Nope. I still can't feel anything...
I can't feel my legs, can't feel my arms, I can't even feel my feet on the ground...

 

[Doctor Jones]

BATMAN: Give me back my weed, dammit!

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks, Jones, Batmaluco! The "I can´t feel anything" run and the "get your own computer" one are awesome too!

I´m no Gore fan myself - where was all that environmental talk when he was vice-president of the country? - but Bush´s presidency goes to history as a disaster, even McCain tried to dissociate himself from his administration.

 

[ultimatefan]

ALFRED: Who´d have thought that in our lifetime we would ever see... An A-list Hollywood actress do a hardcore porn movie!
BRUCE: Indeed Alfred. This is the dawn of a new age for America...

 

[ultimatefan]

BRUCE: Alfred, who´s that imbecile eating donuts and scratching his buttocks in that patrol car?
ALFRED: That´s Harvey Bullock, sir, one of the wide loads from precinct 7-G.
BRUCE: Bullock, Eh?
ALFRED: That´s right, he´d be perfect to serve as bait for The Joker´s cop-butchering rampage.
BRUCE: Excellent!

 

[lixdexia]

Thanks and bwahahahahahaha!

JOKER: "Mason Verger doesn't want to kill me any more than I want to kill him. He just wants to see me suffer in some unimaginable way. He is rather twisted, you know."

nice, nice too bad harris completely sold out with hannibal rising

 

[Superwoman Prime]

I watched Hannibal a couple of days ago on television. Feeding brains to a kid on a plane was a fun ending.

ROBIN: "This costume isn't so bad when I'm stoned outta my wits."

 

[Superwoman Prime]

Good to have ya back Agent.

Thanks, Dr. Fate. I'll make sure you have funny captions to read, and it'll hopefully make the time away more tolerable.

SUPERMAN: "Know what I'll say to racists who deride you?"

OBAMA: "What's that?"

SUPERMAN: "And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is The Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee."

OBAMA: "More God parallels?"

 

[scatterax]

is it just me, or did tha pages get messed up??

 

[Morg]

is it just me, or did tha pages get messed up??

probably because some of you people STILL hotlinking so I removed the posts. So host the pics yourself, read Bamf's announcement on top of the forum. Those that continue to hot link will get probation like Dr Fate did

 

[Spider-Kid]

probably because some of you people STILL hotlinking so I removed the posts. So host the pics yourself, read Bamf's announcement on top of the forum. Those that continue to hot link will get probation like Dr Fate did

Your right. I just copyed my images from Photobucket to be safe. I got 2 warnings and I was on my way to a probation and I could actually TELL that was happening because I just lost 1 point on the SHH boards and I didn't want to be in deep s**t so I just uploaded my wanted pics on photobucket or whatver I could find that was good. Poor Dr Fate though, he should have listened to the rules instead on getting a ban I use to have a noob acount and I kept getting banned and then I was gone because I was banned forever but now I have learned my lesson. Always follow the rules

 

[Spider-Kid]

Thanks, Dr. Fate. I'll make sure you have funny captions to read, and it'll hopefully make the time away more tolerable.

SUPERMAN: "Know what I'll say to racists who deride you?"

OBAMA: "What's that?"

SUPERMAN: "And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is The Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee."

OBAMA: "More God parallels?"

Superman: n00b mccain shud have won

Obama: Sorry supes, Its too late for that now. I am the new master.

Superman: **** mccain had legal defence tactics

Obama: No he didn't.

Superman: yes he did n00b u suck lol even george bush is better tahn u

Obama: Well....You can't talk, Your a statue!

Superman: yes i cn

 

[Harrygucha]

Can't get a better title for an article than this: http://ibnlive.in.com/news/can-americas-dark-knight-save-the-world/77556-2.html?fads=ads

LOL!

 

[Polux]

Ya know ? I´m really suffering in here...I just wanna make a caption...I´m not computer savvy...actually, I´m pretty computer-ignorant...I tryed to copy and paste a pic...it got deleted...I realized that´s what "hotlinking" means (ya see, english is not my first language) and not posting pics of hot girls...I tried to play by the rules, uploading the pic at imageshack, opening a account, then tried to copy the link at the little picture window above...i got the red x...10 times...I just wanted to have some fun and now I´m stressed and sad...I think my will for captioning has died today...




Polux

 

[scatterax]

Can't get a better title for an article than this: http://ibnlive.in.com/news/can-americas-dark-knight-save-the-world/77556-2.html?fads=ads

LOL!

that's terrible. we never called any of our other presidents white knights. this just seems racist to me.