The Dark Knight Caption Thread!

[Spider-Kid]

Bruce's reaction from watching Batman And Robin.

 

[Superwoman Prime]

BRUCE: "Aflred, how long do I have to sit in time-out?"

 

[Doctor Jones]

"If you had to fight the Joker, Two-Face, and eight different types of Terminators, you'd be exhausted, too."

Hell yes it would! t:

 

[Superwoman Prime]

^ I didn't catch that one earlier. Pretty funny.

 

[Mr. Earle]

bruce's reaction from watching batman and robin.

epic

 

[Polux]

Harvey : You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villian...

Bruce : C´mon Dent, there´re a lot more important problems than Gotham, the mob and batman to worry about.

Harvey : Like what ?

Bruce : Well, we have to end apartheid for one. And slow down the nuclear arms race, stop terrorism and world hunger. We have to provide food and shelter for the homeless, and oppose racial discrimination and promote civil rights, while also promoting equal rights for women. We have to encourage a return to traditional moral values. Most importantly, we have to promote general social concern and less materialism in young people.

Harvey : Huh....ok.



Polux

 

[TheDarkKnight08]

Harvey : You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villian...

Bruce : C´mon Dent, there´re a lot more important problems than Gotham, the mob and batman to worry about.

Harvey : Like what ?

Bruce : Well, we have to end apartheid for one. And slow down the nuclear arms race, stop terrorism and world hunger. We have to provide food and shelter for the homeless, and oppose racial discrimination and promote civil rights, while also promoting equal rights for women. We have to encourage a return to traditional moral values. Most importantly, we have to promote general social concern and less materialism in young people.

Harvey : Huh....ok.



Polux

I think... yeah, yeah, you just WON.

 

[Polux]

West Batman : Harold, it's Batman, Adam West´s Batman. You're my lawyer so I think you should know: I've killed a lot of people. Some girls in the apartment uptown uh, some homeless people maybe 5 or 10 um an NYU girl I met in Central Park. I left her in a parking lot behind some donut shop. I killed Bethany, my old girlfriend, with a nail gun, and some man uh some old ***got with a dog last week. I killed another girl with a chainsaw, I had to, she almost got away and uh someone else there I can't remember maybe a model, but she's dead too. And Paul Allen. I killed Paul Allen with an axe in the face, his body is dissolving in a bathtub in Hell's Kitchen. I don't want to leave anything out here. I guess I've killed maybe 20 people, maybe 40. I have tapes of a lot of it, uh some of the girls have seen the tapes. I even, um... I ate some of their brains, and I tried to cook a little. Tonight I, uh, I just had to kill a LOT of people. And I'm not sure I'm gonna get away with it this time. I guess I'll uh, I mean, ah, I guess I'm a pretty uh, I mean I guess I'm a pretty sick guy. So, if you get back tomorrow, I may show up at Harry's Bar, so you know, keep your eyes open.



Polux

 

[Polux]

West Batman : Laundry service ?? Yeah...where are my goddamn briefs ??!!!


Polux

 

[Superwoman Prime]

BATMAN: "Hey. I'd like to see if I can get a voice-over on Family Guy."

*few moments pass*

BATMAN: "$7 per episode for an iconic star? I knew you guys were cheap and low-quality, but that's pushing it."

 

[batman11]

West Batman : Harold, it's Batman, Adam West´s Batman. You're my lawyer so I think you should know: I've killed a lot of people. Some girls in the apartment uptown uh, some homeless people maybe 5 or 10 um an NYU girl I met in Central Park. I left her in a parking lot behind some donut shop. I killed Bethany, my old girlfriend, with a nail gun, and some man uh some old ***got with a dog last week. I killed another girl with a chainsaw, I had to, she almost got away and uh someone else there I can't remember maybe a model, but she's dead too. And Paul Allen. I killed Paul Allen with an axe in the face, his body is dissolving in a bathtub in Hell's Kitchen. I don't want to leave anything out here. I guess I've killed maybe 20 people, maybe 40. I have tapes of a lot of it, uh some of the girls have seen the tapes. I even, um... I ate some of their brains, and I tried to cook a little. Tonight I, uh, I just had to kill a LOT of people. And I'm not sure I'm gonna get away with it this time. I guess I'll uh, I mean, ah, I guess I'm a pretty uh, I mean I guess I'm a pretty sick guy. So, if you get back tomorrow, I may show up at Harry's Bar, so you know, keep your eyes open.



Polux

American Psycho FTW.

 

[Doctor Jones]

West Batman : Harold, it's Batman, Adam West´s Batman. You're my lawyer so I think you should know: I've killed a lot of people. Some girls in the apartment uptown uh, some homeless people maybe 5 or 10 um an NYU girl I met in Central Park. I left her in a parking lot behind some donut shop. I killed Bethany, my old girlfriend, with a nail gun, and some man uh some old ***got with a dog last week. I killed another girl with a chainsaw, I had to, she almost got away and uh someone else there I can't remember maybe a model, but she's dead too. And Paul Allen. I killed Paul Allen with an axe in the face, his body is dissolving in a bathtub in Hell's Kitchen. I don't want to leave anything out here. I guess I've killed maybe 20 people, maybe 40. I have tapes of a lot of it, uh some of the girls have seen the tapes. I even, um... I ate some of their brains, and I tried to cook a little. Tonight I, uh, I just had to kill a LOT of people. And I'm not sure I'm gonna get away with it this time. I guess I'll uh, I mean, ah, I guess I'm a pretty uh, I mean I guess I'm a pretty sick guy. So, if you get back tomorrow, I may show up at Harry's Bar, so you know, keep your eyes open.



Polux

 

[Superwoman Prime]

DENT: "What in god's sweet name is that stench?"

BRUCE: "Rachel. Close your legs."

 

[Spider-Kid]

Thanks Mr. Earlie.

Harvey Dent: OoOoooooooh, So every fanboy likes Mr Bale better than me huh?

Bruce Wayne: Alfred, Get my gun.

 

[The Navigator]

DENT: Why are you hiding from everyone?

BRUCE: It has something to do with being generally hated right now.
DENT: But it's your job to be generally hated.
BRUCE: It's more complicated then that, Harvey.

DENT: You're just making it more complicated so that you can feel sorry for yourself. Like you always said, "If you want an easy job, go work for the Red Cross."

 

[TDK Joker]

West Batman : Laundry service ?? Yeah...where are my goddamn briefs ??!!!

hahahaha. Obviously after reading that quote I checked and it really looks like he hasnt got briefs

 

[SuperZer0]

ALFRED: Whats the matter Master Bruce?
BRUCE: I dont know what hotlinking means

ALFRED: Here you go sir: http://forums.superherohype.com/announcement.php?f=33&a=103

 

[SuperZer0]

hahahaha. Obviously after reading that quote I checked and it really looks like he hasnt got briefs

HAHAHA, same with me.

 

[SuperZer0]

"I see now what I have to become to stop men like him."

or

"Batman....Has....No....Goddamn....Limits. I told you so."

"Good evening, ladies and gentle-men, I am tonight's entertaiiiiiiiinment."



Note: Not my manips.

 

[scatterax]

mcjoker is priceless

 

[Bim]

McJoker

 

[Panthro]

BRUCE: Of course I´m a dark and brooding hero! I´ve been consistently one of the most popular comic book characters ever, I starred in some of the all-time most praised and popular graphic novels, a landmark live-action TV series, a landmark animated series and countless cartoon episodes, five of my six theatrical live-action films were big hits, one of them has a shot at major Oscar nominations, I´ve been a merchandise cash cow for decades... Damn, why the f*** am I so dark and brooding?

Hahahahahaha, great one UF.

Lots of great stuff here guys. Love the time out and just about anything making fun of Batman & Robin.

SUPERMAN: "Bruce, you're the smart one here, how come when the users on Superhero Hype get probationary bans, they can still send personal messages to their allies?"
BATMAN: "Clark, shouldn't we be thinking about something more important like Lex running for president with Joker as his running mate or-"
SUPERMAN: "Just answer the question Bruce."
BATMAN: "Here's my answer - PM the mods and stop wasting my time."

 

[SPider-T0rch]

I believe whatever doesn't kill you, simply makes you....fatter

or

See, I'm a man of simple tastes. I like fries.. and cheeseburgers... and cookies! Do you know what all of these things have in common? They're on our Dollar Menu!

 

[SPider-T0rch]

Alfred: Ah Master Bruce, I like your new suit. I didn't know that you're starring in the new G.I. Joe movie
Bruce: ..............

 

[kedrell]

Bruce: "No thanks Alfred, I feel like going commando today."