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The Dark Knight Caption Thread!

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In 2012, every one will die. Everyone.

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What are you talking about?

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Hm, I'll explain, pay attention..

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So uh, 2012 is claimed by some with New age beliefs to be a great year of spiritual transformation (or alternatively an apocalypse). There is disagreement among believers as to whether 2012 will see an end of civilization, or humanity will be elevated to a higher level.

Many esoteric sources interpret the completion of the thirteenth B'ak'tun cycle in the Long Count of the Maya calendar (which occurs on December 21 by the most widely held correlation) to mean there will be a major change in world order.

Astrologer John Jenkins has determined that on this date, there will be "an extremely close conjunction of the northern hemisphere winter solstice sun with the crossing point of the Galactic equator and the ecliptic", an event that will not be repeated for thousands of years.

Several authors have published works which claim that a major, world-changing event will take place in 2012:

The 1997 book The Bible Code by Michael Drosnin claims that, according to certain algorithms of the Bible code, an asteroid or comet will collide with the Earth.
The 2006 book 2012: The Return of Quetzalcoatl by Daniel Pinchbeck discusses theories of a possible global awakening to psychic connection by the year 2012, creating a noosphere.
Riley Martin claims that Biaviian aliens will allow passage aboard their 'Great Mother Ship' when the Earth is 'transformed' in 2012.
Terence McKenna's numerological novelty theory suggests a point of singularity in which humankind will go through a great shift in consciousness.

Add to that the movie I Am Legend is set in this year, and everyone is dead.

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You won't even get a Batman vs. Superman movie!

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BRUCE: What the hell do you want? This better be important to miss my Desperate Housewives!
 
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BRUCE: Alfred. I'm so depressed.
ALFRED: Why is that, sir?
BRUCE: Because I'm sitting in this chair waiting for The Dark Knight to come out on DVD on December 9th and it's not getting here any sooner!!
 
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Joker: How the hell did I get here?

Sorry for the bigger text, it's just the pic is so damn big.
 
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BRUCE: Rachel, Schmachel. I`m morning the banning of Dr. Fate.
 
Hey all, I thought that Fate was only on probabionary ban? Now, he's permanently banned?? :huh: Damn, seriously he was the soul of this thread. Hope he'll come back with a different name, HEHE.

R.I.P. Dr. Fate
 
Actually guys I got some good news. He PM'd me and apologized to Morg and he's going to ask the other mods to let him back. So I think there's a good chance of him coming back. But he won't come back as Fate. I've suggested names like Heston Moses.

All hope isn't lost!

And great tributes!
 
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BRUCE: Alfred, be a dear and use the infrared aim rifle on that bastard on the second window of the fourteenth floor of the front building who saw me sitting here in broad daylight with my identity exposed...
 
Wow, I haven't been in this thread in ages...

Fate got banned? WHY?! :csad:
 
Ultimatefan for last caption: Hahahahahaha!!!!

That never occured to me that someone could see him sitting there in plain view.

DX, Fate was banned for hotlinking. He'll be back soon.
 
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BRUCE: Of course I´m a dark and brooding hero! I´ve been consistently one of the most popular comic book characters ever, I starred in some of the all-time most praised and popular graphic novels, a landmark live-action TV series, a landmark animated series and countless cartoon episodes, five of my six theatrical live-action films were big hits, one of them has a shot at major Oscar nominations, I´ve been a merchandise cash cow for decades... Damn, why the f*** am I so dark and brooding?
 
I've often wondered that myself. I think it has something to do w/ his parents, but I could be wrong.:yay:
 
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ALFRED: Whats the matter Master Bruce?
BRUCE: I dont know what hotlinking means
 
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"If you had to fight the Joker, Two-Face, and eight different types of Terminators, you'd be exhausted, too."
 
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