The Dark Knight Caption Thread!

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The difference between you and me? I make this look good.
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All this stuff's been great. IBN is our new star champion captioner it seems alongside proto.
 
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"We kill the Batman...."
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"Wait hold on! How come I'm on a rooftop and your in a kitchen yet we can talk to each other like we are right next to each other?"
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"Um, well..."
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"I THINK WE JUST BROKE THE SPACE TIME CONTINUUM!"
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BATMAN: "I Wish I Knew How To Quit You!!!!!!!!"

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JOKER: "Dude, come on, that stopped being funny like 300 pages ago."
 
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Yeah?

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What's goin on?

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Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuh........... nothin! Nothin at all.

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Whatcha got a new toy or somethin?

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Ooooooooooooooooooooooh yeah.

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Ok then. I'll let you go, pathetic as you are, wrapped up in your gizmos and gadgets and stuff.

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You sure? We can take turns.

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Nah. I gotta go take care of a fine looking *****, if you catch my drift. But you wouldn't know anything about that.

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Heh. Sure. Whateeeeeever you say Gramps.
 
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Yeah?

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What's goin on?

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Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuh........... nothin! Nothin at all.

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Whatcha got a new toy or somethin?

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Ooooooooooooooooooooooh yeah.

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Ok then. I'll let you go, pathetic as you are, wrapped up in your gizmos and gadgets and stuff.

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You sure? We can take turns.

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Nah. I gotta go take care of a fine looking *****, if you catch my drift. But you wouldn't know anything about that.

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Heh. Sure. Whateeeeeever you say Gramps.
Bwahahahahahahahahahahaha
 
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BATMAN: "I'm not even supposed to be here today!"

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JOKER: "Dude, again, that line hasn't been funny for ages. It hasn't even been all that relevant for a couple of years either."
 
Thanks Panthro! Great stuff all around, especially the "phone talk" and the overused quotes!
 
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... And, since you´ve dealt with this situation before, I´d like some pointers.

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You save the chick, you two argue a little, and you send her home.

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What, you mean I get no...

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Not at all.

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What´s the matter with that?! Are we heroes or damn eunuchs?!?

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I know, I know. It´s a convention. If you were Tony Stark, maybe. If she were Catwoman, there´d be an outside chance.

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But you slept with the chick before!

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I know, but I was Bruce Wayne, and she was half drunk. As the superhero, you don´t get to bang the damsel in distress right after saving her, end of story.

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That´s totally f***ed up.

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Yeah it is.
 
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BATMAN: Alfred!!! Alfred!!!



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BATMAN: Sorry pal, we are scratching some CD´s right now.
 
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... And, since you´ve dealt with this situation before, I´d like some pointers.

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You save the chick, you two argue a little, and you send her home.

iyek1z.jpg

What, you mean I get no...

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Not at all.

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What´s the matter with that?! Are we heroes or damn eunuchs?!?

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I know, I know. It´s a convention. If you were Tony Stark, maybe. If she were Catwoman, there´d be an outside chance.

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But you slept with the chick before!

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I know, but I was Bruce Wayne, and she was half drunk. As the superhero, you don´t get to bang the damsel in distress right after saving her, end of story.

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That´s totally f***ed up.

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Yeah it is.

Yes. Just yes.
 
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... And, since you´ve dealt with this situation before, I´d like some pointers.

1265k7l.jpg

You save the chick, you two argue a little, and you send her home.

iyek1z.jpg

What, you mean I get no...

1265k7l.jpg

Not at all.

iyek1z.jpg

What´s the matter with that?! Are we heroes or damn eunuchs?!?

1265k7l.jpg

I know, I know. It´s a convention. If you were Tony Stark, maybe. If she were Catwoman, there´d be an outside chance.

iyek1z.jpg

But you slept with the chick before!

1265k7l.jpg

I know, but I was Bruce Wayne, and she was half drunk. As the superhero, you don´t get to bang the damsel in distress right after saving her, end of story.

iyek1z.jpg

That´s totally f***ed up.

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Yeah it is.


hahahahahahaha
 
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... And, since you´ve dealt with this situation before, I´d like some pointers.

1265k7l.jpg

You save the chick, you two argue a little, and you send her home.

iyek1z.jpg

What, you mean I get no...

1265k7l.jpg

Not at all.

iyek1z.jpg

What´s the matter with that?! Are we heroes or damn eunuchs?!?

1265k7l.jpg

I know, I know. It´s a convention. If you were Tony Stark, maybe. If she were Catwoman, there´d be an outside chance.

iyek1z.jpg

But you slept with the chick before!

1265k7l.jpg

I know, but I was Bruce Wayne, and she was half drunk. As the superhero, you don´t get to bang the damsel in distress right after saving her, end of story.

iyek1z.jpg

That´s totally f***ed up.

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Yeah it is.
Bwahahahahahahaha
 
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HE-MAN: "By The Power of Shatner! I Have The Enterprise!"

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BATMAN: "Stop Ripping off other franchises damn you!"

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JOKER: "I think it's neat."
 
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SUPERMAN: "You dare try to get movies made for your franchises?! We have a hard enough time just trying to get films made or stay aloft next to our overrated overexposed overblown anti-hero counterparts!"
HE-MAN: "All I said was it wouldn't hurt if we joined forces against our anti-hero oppressors!"
SUPERMAN: "Hmm... give me your word that Diana/WW and I can include your hot sister in our kinky sex games and we've got a deal."
SHE-RA: ":csad:"

Later that day...
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BATMAN: "So after knocking He-Man & She-Ra around with Wonder Woman and then boning She-Ra, you've secretly joined forces with them to oppose more popular heroes like me?"
SUPERMAN: "Bruce, I can explain..."

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SUPERMAN: "F*** off!"
BATMAN: "Ow!"
 
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I´m the world´s number one mysterious, stoic superhero!

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What, do you think you´re more mysterious and stoic than me just because you don´t talk and we don´t see your face?

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That´s just a gimmic, I´m the real deal!

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Are you a multi-layered character with one of the most tragic origin stories ever, are you consistently one of comics´ most praised and popular characters for over 70 years?!?

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Damn, people are right, that attitude IS annoying...
 
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SUPERMAN: "You dare try to get movies made for your franchises?! We have a hard enough time just trying to get films made or stay aloft next to our overrated overexposed overblown anti-hero counterparts!"
HE-MAN: "All I said was it wouldn't hurt if we joined forces against our anti-hero oppressors!"
SUPERMAN: "Hmm... give me your word that Diana/WW and I can include your hot sister in our kinky sex games and we've got a deal."
SHE-RA: ":csad:"

Later that day...
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BATMAN: "So after knocking He-Man & She-Ra around with Wonder Woman and then boning She-Ra, you've secretly joined forces with them to oppose more popular heroes like me?"
SUPERMAN: "Bruce, I can explain..."

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SUPERMAN: "F*** off!"
BATMAN: "Ow!"


:pal::pal::pal::pal:
 
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I´m the world´s number one mysterious, stoic superhero!

SNAKEEYES.jpg


eung55.jpg

What, do you think you´re more mysterious and stoic than me just because you don´t talk and we don´t see your face?

SNAKEEYES.jpg


eung55.jpg

That´s just a gimmic, I´m the real deal!

SNAKEEYES.jpg


eung55.jpg

Are you a multi-layered character with one of the most tragic origin stories ever, are you consistently one of comics´ most praised and popular characters for over 70 years?!?

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Damn, people are right, that attitude IS annoying...


:hehe: lmao!
 
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