The Dark Knight Caption Thread!

[ultimatefan]

Batman: And then I raped her 6 times and slit her troat...

KID: Why are you telling me this!!!

Batman: And guess who I murdered last week?

Hahahaha, that´s horrible... in a hilarious way!

 

[Miranda Fox]

Hahahahahahaha

BALE: "Do you find me sadistic?"

KILL BILL! Awesome.

 

[LadyMoira]

BALE: "Do you find me sadistic?"

Ha!

Bruce-"And just remember the safety word is Paris."

 

[Dr. Fate]

Ha!

Bruce-"And just remember the safety word is Paris."

Is that from a film or TV?

And thank you.

"You make me want to be a better Batman."

 

[LadyMoira]

Is that from a film or TV?

And thank you.

"You make me want to be a better Batman."

Neither actually I was just inspired on the spot. I like yours too.

Christian-"So what's Hugh got that I don't have?"

Piper-"A Tony award."

 

[COMPO]

BATMAN: Oh no, Superman!
SUPERMAN: Bat...man, come closer... closer... I want you to do something for me... tell my son i love him... and give me that fiver you just took from my pokcet.

 

[Dr. Fate]

Neither actually I was just inspired on the spot. I like yours too.

Christian-"So what's Hugh got that I don't have?"

Piper-"A Tony award."

Ahahahahahaha. Nice.

You did a good one too, COMPO.

BALE: "Guys, can you please move the sound mic? I keep banging my head against that thing when I try to do the leap."

 

[LadyMoira]

Harley-"You know Mr. J uses wires 'sted of ropes."

 

[Dr. Fate]

Harley-"You know Mr. J uses wires 'sted of ropes."

Hahahaha

GEOGE CLOONEY: "Vindication!"

VAL KILMER: "Son of a..."

(Anyone notice that Val Kilmer looked more like Bruce Wayne in Willow, still from above, with his hair dyed black, than he did in "Batman Forever"?)

 

[GeoffTheArtist]

Hee Hee!

Thanks.

Batman: Dude! What happened?
Superman: I....forgot....to pay.......child support.....

 

[Miranda Fox]

Hahahaha

GEOGE CLOONEY: "Vindication!"

VAL KILMER: "Son of a..."

(Anyone notice that Val Kilmer looked more like Bruce Wayne in Willow, still from above, with his hair dyed black, than he did in "Batman Forever"?)

Lol @ Val.

Mmm, he does have a Bruce-ish look.

 

[LadyMoira]

Superman-"What are we doing tonight Bruce?"

Batman-"The same thing we do every night Clark-try to take over the world."

 

[GeoffTheArtist]

^^Continuation!

Clark: NARF!!!

 

[LadyMoira]

Ken Watanabe-"This scene better not take too long Chris...I'm due to start shooting for Ironman as the Mandarin next week."

 

[GeoffTheArtist]

Bruce: You might think this is a bit too kinky...*whispers in her ear*
Girl: Wow. That is kinky.

 

[Miranda Fox]

Superman-"What are we doing tonight Bruce?"

Batman-"The same thing we do every night Clark-try to take over the world."

Bwahahahaha! This wins! t:

 

[LadyMoira]

Superman-"What are we doing tonight Bruce?"

Batman-"The same thing we do every night Clark-try to take over the world."

Bwahahahaha! This wins! t:

(Blushing...) Awww..thanks...

Robin-"Ha, ha Bruce said I could be the one to ride shotgun."

Barbara-"Laugh it up all you want Boy Wonder...I'm sitting in Bruce's lap."

 

[ultimatefan]

Superman-"What are we doing tonight Bruce?"

Batman-"The same thing we do every night Clark-try to take over the world."

Hehehehehehe, of course Batman is the Brain...

 

[Dr. Fate]

ROBIN: "Say what you will about my rubber nipples, but at least I can look over my shoulder!"

 

[Spider-Kurt!]

voice on the other line "That was a perfectly good pizza..."

Batman "Dammit Schumacher! You poor...deluted...scoundrel!! I told you I'm not interested in doing the sequel to Phone Booth!"

 

[ultimatefan]

Voice on the other line: Suicide hotline, how can I help you?
West: Please, I´m gonna be remembered for the rest of my life for wearing a leotard and dancing the batusi!

 

[Dr. Fate]

Hahahahahaha. Those were both funny.

BATMAN: "In prison, you'll be the pie."
SUPERMAN: ""

 

[LadyMoira]

Selina-"Dominant? What makes you say that?"

 

[Dr. Fate]

CATWOMAN: "Sex machine. Pleased to meet you."

 

[LadyMoira]

Michelle-"Oh Danny you can give it all you got but there's only one villain anyone's going to remember from this movie and it ain't you!"