The Dark Knight Caption Thread!

[ultimatefan]

Lex: Destroying entire continents to sell real estate, that´s the best evil plan! They´ll pay me tons of money!

Joker: No way, dude, you poison them with gas that makes them smile to death! I do this for the fun!

 

[Dr. Fate]

Lex: Destroying entire continents to sell real estate, that´s the best evil plan! They´ll pay me tons of money!

Joker: No way, dude, you poison them with gas that makes them smile to death! I do this for the fun!

Nyahahahaha

"I hate it when I make calls and the person on the other end is a foreign exchange student who can't speak English..."

 

[LadyMoira]

Batman-"Great not only do I have to find a new sidekick again but I'm also going to spring for another suit..."

 

[GeoffTheArtist]

Batman: Who thinks Taylor Hicks can sing?! Who?!?!

 

[LadyMoira]

"Well, I bet you all thought I was going to actually have a role in this movie didn't you?"

Hee!

Hugh-"I am not seeing what I'm seeing."

Christian-"I am seeing it but I don't believe it."

 

[batmaluco]

The set was peaceful and filming was going nicely, then:

Microphone guy: "Hey Batman, sing a song for us."

Batman: "You guys asking me a song, this reminds me of a song where
someone asks for a song to the guy that's playing the tambourine.
Ok, I'm going to sing this old Bob Dylan's song, called Mr. Tambourine Man."
*** coughs, cleans his throat, and starts to sing***
"Hey! Mr. Tambourine Man, play a song for me, I'm not sleepy and there is no place I'm going to..."

Ra's : "I am sleepy!"

And the endless battle continued...

 

[Super Kal]

I wanna know about bears and rabbits...

 

[Cats]

"*yawn* Destroying the world is such dull business."

"Go find yourself another hobby, man... erm, like... sewing?"

 

[Cats]

News reporter: So Batman, the one thing every viewer wants to know is what you would've been if you weren't a dark avenger of the night.

Batman: Hmm... Maybe a zookeeper.

News reporter: ... Why am I not surprised?

 

[LadyMoira]

Hugh-"Whoever thought we'd live to see the day when anybody associated with that movie in your franchise would get an Oscar?"

 

[Dr. Fate]

Hugh-"Whoever thought we'd live to see the day when anybody associated with that movie in your franchise would get an Oscar?"

Bwahahahahahahahaha!

BALE: "What are we doing here?"
JACKMAN: "You promised you'd visit the Penguin the day you got out."
BALE: "Yeah? So I lied to her."
JACKMAN: "You can't lie to a nun. We've gotta go in and visit the Penguin."

 

[LadyMoira]

Bale-"It's all yours if you slash Hugh's tires."

 

[Taiwarriorz21]

The pictures look great. I like some of the joker pictures more than others.

 

[Miranda Fox]

Hugh-"Whoever thought we'd live to see the day when anybody associated with that movie in your franchise would get an Oscar?"

LMAO! I liked yours too Moira!

Christian: So, um, how much longer are we supposed to stand like this for?
Trainer: Until Chris gets back. He said he wouldn't be long.

Meanwhile...

Chris Nolan: Ladeedaa...wow, it's so peaceful here. Hmm, something tells me I'm supposed to be somewhere. Ah, well. Can't be important.

 

[titan101]

hugh : woah , that chick is hot.

christian : excuse me while i go *********e....

batman / christian : ahhhhhh.... this seems like a good place....

 

[GeoffTheArtist]

BALE: You look like a great human shie- uh, I mean Robin!

 

[Dr. Fate]

BATMAN: "I told you rubber miliskin was no match for good ol' fashion Kevlar body armor!"

 

[ultimatefan]

BATMAN: "I told you rubber miliskin was no match for good ol' fashion Kevlar body armor!"

Hehehehe

Batman: I´m the only major character who can dress in black or gray tights in the DC Universe, and never forget that!!

 

[ultimatefan]

Nyahahahaha

"I hate it when I make calls and the person on the other end is a foreign exchange student who can't speak English..."

Thanks! The Ladymoira one on the Oscar is cool too!

 

[Dr. Fate]

Hehehehe

Batman: I´m the only major character who can dress in black or gray tights in the DC Universe, and never forget that!!

Hahahahaha

You're welcome ultimatefan.

BATMAN: "That's for saying that my Joker wouldn't last 5 seconds against the Comedian!"

 

[thedarks0ldier]

BATMAN: Oh no, Superman!
SUPERMAN: Bat...man, come closer... closer... I am really big fan of the band N'SYNC... my favorite member is Harpo... is their a Harpo? Their should be... I am going to write their next big hit... A boom chicka-chicka, a chicka-chicka boom... ERRRA!

 

[LadyMoira]

BALE: You look like a great human shie- uh, I mean Robin!
__________________

Hee Hee!

Bruce-"Don't give up on me now man...I mean Kate Bosworth was a bad choice but hey at least you didn't get stuck with half of Tomkat."

 

[Lunar_Wolf]

Batman: And then I raped her 6 times and slit her troat...

KID: Why are you telling me this!!!

Batman: And guess who I murdered last week?

 

[Miranda Fox]

Batman: And then I raped her 6 times and slit her troat...

KID: Why are you telling me this!!!

Batman: And guess who I murdered last week?

WINNER! t:

 

[Dr. Fate]

Hee Hee!

Bruce-"Don't give up on me now man...I mean Kate Bosworth was a bad choice but hey at least you didn't get stuck with half of Tomkat."

Hahahahahahaha

BALE: "Do you find me sadistic?"