The Dark Knight Caption Thread!

[batman7289]

^lol

 

[elorenishii386]

Batman: (thinking) I knew that John Mayer Your Body is a Wonderland crap would work!

 

[Dr. Fate]

SUPERMAN:How DARE you say that Desperate Housewives is better than Gilmore Girls?

Bwahahahahahahaha!

On that subject, Lauren Graham, the leading lady of "Gilmore Girls", would have made a great Lois Lane.

 

[Dr. Fate]

Batman: (thinking) I knew that John Mayer Your Body is a Wonderland crap would work!

Bahahahaha... Catwoman's body probably IS a Wonderland.

 

[Dr. Fate]

BATMAN: "Let the good times roll..."

 

[Dr. Fate]

BATMAN: "Heh, if this is torture, chain me to the wall."

CATWOMAN: "Said chain."
BATMAN: "Damn it... not again."

 

[ultimatefan]

Bwahahahahahahaha!

On that subject, Lauren Graham, the leading lady of "Gilmore Girls", would have made a great Lois Lane.

Hmmm, I can see that...

 

[ultimatefan]

BATMAN: "Heh, if this is torture, chain me to the wall."

CATWOMAN: "Said chain."
BATMAN: "Damn it... not again."

Hehehe, Bats, you´re so whipped for this chick... Literally...

 

[Dr. Fate]

Hehehe, Bats, you´re so whipped for this chick... Literally...

Yes he is. Thanks for supporting the hypothetical possibility of Lauren Graham as Lois Lane.

SUPERMAN: "Now I will kill you until you die from it!"

BATMAN: "It's a mad house! A MAD HOUSE!"
CATWOMAN: "You're so cute when you're angry."

 

[That-Guy]

Superman: Go ahead. Ask me if I'm that guy from "Drawn Together" ONE more time.

 

[The Only Woj]

SUPERMAN: All I wanted was a hug. But you wouldn't hug me, would you? "Too gay". That's what you said.

 

[Dr. Fate]

SUPERMAN: All I wanted was a hug. But you wouldn't hug me, would you? "Too gay". That's what you said.

Hahahahaha

BATMAN: "Come see the violence inherent in the system! Come see the violence inherent in the system! Help help, I'm being oppressed/repressed!"
SUPERMAN: "Bloody peasant!"

 

[That-Guy]

Hahahahaha

BATMAN: "Come see the violence inherent in the system! Come see the violence inherent in the system! Help help, I'm being oppressed/repressed!"
SUPERMAN: "Bloody peasant!"

BRILLIANT!!! We can do a whole series of Monty Python quotes with these pictures.

 

[Cobblepot]

Hehehehe... classic Simpsons.

Joker: "Hello... I'm looking for a Mr. Hugh Jass."

Batman [deep voice]: "I'm Hugh Jass."

Joker: "Oh... um.... hey."

Batman: "How can I help you?"

Joker: "Look, this is a prank call that didn't work, so I'm gonna hang up now."

Batman: "Very well." [hangs up; chuckles]: "Hehehehe... sucker."

LOL that's the only one that made me laugh! t:

 

[That-Guy]

Nightwing: Brave Batman ran away.

Batman: No!

Nightwing:Bravely ran away, away.

Batman: I didn't!

Nightwing: When danger reared it's ugly head,
He bravely turned his tail and fled.

Batman: I never!

Nightwing: Yes, brave Batman turned about
And gallantly he chickened out.

Batman: You're lying!

Nightwing:Bravely taking to his feet,
He beat a very brave retreat.
Bravest of the braaaave, the BATMAN!

 

[That-Guy]

Hey everybody, check it out! My new cape can transform into a satelite dish!

 

[gvcool2]

'I'm suing you for breach of copyright *****!'

'Try it mother****er....just try it'

 

[ultimatefan]

Nightwing: Brave Batman ran away.

Batman: No!

Nightwing:Bravely ran away, away.

Batman: I didn't!

Nightwing: When danger reared it's ugly head,
He bravely turned his tail and fled.

Batman: I never!

Nightwing: Yes, brave Batman turned about
And gallantly he chickened out.

Batman: You're lying!

Nightwing:Bravely taking to his feet,
He beat a very brave retreat.
Bravest of the braaaave, the BATMAN!

Can´t go wrong with Monthy Python...t:

 

[Hotwire]

Nightwing: You know, you'd think a bazillionare like Bruce Wayne could afford $2.15 a gallon, but nooooo. The batmobile still runs out of gas!!
Batman: Shut up!

 

[Dr. Fate]

Can´t go wrong with Monthy Python...t:

No you can't.

 

[Dr. Fate]

Nightwing: You know, you'd think a bazillionare like Bruce Wayne could afford $2.15 a gallon, but nooooo. The batmobile still runs out of gas!!
Batman: Shut up!

Bwahahahahaha

 

[Dr. Fate]

NIGHTWING: "You're still running away from the fact that without Kryptonite, Superman would beat you to a bloody pulp, aren't you?"
BATMAN: "Shut the f*** up."
NIGHTWING: "And then he'd clean up Gotham-"
BATMAN: "I said shut the f*** up."
NIGHTWING: "-and then he'd go make some sweet love to Catwoman..."
BATMAN: "I said SHUT THE F*** UP!!!"

 

[Hotwire]

Catwoman: Come and get some, boys!!

Nightwing: WHOA!!! Catwoman's in heat!! Dibs!!!
Batman: No f'n way, sidekick!! You can have the sloppy seconds!

 

[That-Guy]

I'm the man... in the box... buried in my sh**... won't you come and save me?

 

[That-Guy]

WHOA!! I gotta quit drinkin.'