The Dark Knight Caption Thread!

[ultimatefan]

Catwoman: This suit, the hat, the phone booth...Are you sure you don´t have fantasies about your friend Clark, Bruce?

 

[Dr. Fate]

Catwoman: Come and get some, boys!!

Nightwing: WHOA!!! Catwoman's in heat!! Dibs!!!
Batman: No f'n way, sidekick!! You can have the sloppy seconds!

Bwahahahahaahaha!

CATWOMAN: "This trenchcoat was really starting to chafe."

 

[Lunar_Wolf]

Catwoman: Come and get some, boys!!

Nightwing: WHOA!!! Catwoman's in heat!! Dibs!!!
Batman: No f'n way, sidekick!! You can have the sloppy seconds!

LMAO

 

[Lunar_Wolf]

Black Cat: Get your ****ing fake boobs off of me!!
Catwoman: MEOOOOOWWWWWWWW!!!

Batman: oooooooooooyeahhhhhhhhhhhh!!
Robin on speaker: Batman.....robin calling batman...I have a situation here.....I'm being mugged......batman.....they have a knife.......**** my leg....BATMAN!!! PLEASE YOU GOTTA...

*Batman cuts off transmission*

Batman: Not now Robin it's adult time.....

 

[Superwoman Prime]

As I walk through the valley of the shadow of death
I take a look at my life and realize there's nothing left
Cause I've been blastin and laughing so long that
Even my mama thinks that my mind is gone


But I ain't never crossed a man that didn't deserve it
Me be treated like a punk, you know that's unheard of
You better watch how you talking, and where you walking
Or you and your homies might be lined in chalk


I really hate to trip, but I gotta lope
As they cough I see myself in the pistol smoke, fool
I'm the kinda G the little homies wanna be like
On my knees in the night
Sayin' prayers in the street light

been spending most their lives
Living in the Gangster's Paradise
been spending most their lives
Living in the Gangster's Paradise
KEEP spending most our lives
Living in the Gangster's Paradise
KEEP spending most our lives
Living in the Gangster's Paradise


Look at the situation, they got me facin
I can't live a normal life, I was raised by the strap
So I gotta be down with the hood team
Too much television watchin' got me chasin dreams


I'm a educated fool wit money on my mind
Got my ten in my hand and a gleam in my eye
I'm a low down gangsta, set-trippin back
And my homies is down, so don't arouse my anger, fool


Death ain't nuthin but a heart beat away
I'm livin life do-or-die ah, what can I say?
I'm twenty-three now, but will I live to see twenty-fo'?
The way things is goin I don't know


Tell me why are we -- so blind to see
That the ones we hurt -- are you and me

been spending most their lives
Living in the Gangster's Paradise
been spending most their lives
Living in the Gangster's Paradise

keep spending most our lives
Living in the Gangster's Paradise
keep spending most our lives
Living in the Gangster's Paradise

Power and the money, money and the power
Minute after minute, hour after hour
Everybody's running, but half of them ain't lookin
It's goin on in the kitchen, but I dont know what's cookin


They say I got ta learn, but nobody's here to teach me
If they cant understand it, how can they reach me?
I guess they can't -- I guess they won't
I guess they front; that's why I know my life is outta luck, fool


They been spending most their lives
Living in the Gangster's Paradise
They been spending most their lives
Living in the Gangster's Paradise
We keep spending most our lives
Living in the Gangster's Paradise
We keep spending most our lives
Living in the Gangster's Paradise


Tell me why are we -- so blind to see
That the ones we hurt -- are you and me
Tell me why are we -- so blind to see
That the ones we hurt -- are you and me

 

[Superwoman Prime]

Uptown girl
She's been living in her uptown world
I bet she's never had a backstreet guy
I bet her momma never told her why

I'm gonna try for an uptown girl
She's been living in her white bread world
As long as anyone with hot blood can
And now she's looking for a downtown man
That's what I am

And when she knows what
She wants from her time
And when she wakes up
And makes up her mind

She'll see I'm not so tough
Just because
I'm in love with an uptown girl
You know I've seen her in her uptown world
She's getting tired of her high class toys
And all her presents from her uptown boys
She's got a choice

Uptown girl
You know I can't afford to buy her pearls
But maybe someday when my ship comes in
She'll understand what kind of guy I've been
And then I'll win

And when she's walking
She's looking so fine
And when she's talking
She'll say that she's mine

She'll say I'm not so tough
Just because
I'm in love
With an uptown girl
She's been living in her white bread world
As long as anyone with hot blood can
And now she's looking for a downtown man
That's what I am

Uptown girl
She's my uptown girl
You know I'm in love
With an uptown girl

 

[Batman]

As I walk through the valley of the shadow of death
I take a look at my life and realize there's nothing left
Cause I've been blastin and laughing so long that
Even my mama thinks that my mind is gone


But I ain't never crossed a man that didn't deserve it
Me be treated like a punk, you know that's unheard of
You better watch how you talking, and where you walking
Or you and your homies might be lined in chalk


I really hate to trip, but I gotta lope
As they cough I see myself in the pistol smoke, fool
I'm the kinda G the little homies wanna be like
On my knees in the night
Sayin' prayers in the street light

been spending most their lives
Living in the Gangster's Paradise
been spending most their lives
Living in the Gangster's Paradise
KEEP spending most our lives
Living in the Gangster's Paradise
KEEP spending most our lives
Living in the Gangster's Paradise


Look at the situation, they got me facin
I can't live a normal life, I was raised by the strap
So I gotta be down with the hood team
Too much television watchin' got me chasin dreams


I'm a educated fool wit money on my mind
Got my ten in my hand and a gleam in my eye
I'm a low down gangsta, set-trippin back
And my homies is down, so don't arouse my anger, fool


Death ain't nuthin but a heart beat away
I'm livin life do-or-die ah, what can I say?
I'm twenty-three now, but will I live to see twenty-fo'?
The way things is goin I don't know


Tell me why are we -- so blind to see
That the ones we hurt -- are you and me

been spending most their lives
Living in the Gangster's Paradise
been spending most their lives
Living in the Gangster's Paradise

keep spending most our lives
Living in the Gangster's Paradise
keep spending most our lives
Living in the Gangster's Paradise

Power and the money, money and the power
Minute after minute, hour after hour
Everybody's running, but half of them ain't lookin
It's goin on in the kitchen, but I dont know what's cookin


They say I got ta learn, but nobody's here to teach me
If they cant understand it, how can they reach me?
I guess they can't -- I guess they won't
I guess they front; that's why I know my life is outta luck, fool


They been spending most their lives
Living in the Gangster's Paradise
They been spending most their lives
Living in the Gangster's Paradise
We keep spending most our lives
Living in the Gangster's Paradise
We keep spending most our lives
Living in the Gangster's Paradise


Tell me why are we -- so blind to see
That the ones we hurt -- are you and me
Tell me why are we -- so blind to see
That the ones we hurt -- are you and me

As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain
I take a look at my wife and realize she's very plain
But that's just perfect for an Amish like me
You know I shun fancy things like electricity
At 4:30 in the morning I'm milkin' cows
Jebediah feeds the chickens and Jacob plows... fool
And I've been milkin' and plowin' so long that
Even Ezekiel thinks that my mind is gone
I'm a man of the land, I'm into discipline
Got a Bible in my hand and a beard on my chin
But if I finish all of my chores and you finish thine
Then tonight we're gonna party like it's 1699

We been spending most our lives
Living in an Amish paradise
I've churned butter once or twice
Living in an Amish paradise
It's hard work and sacrifice
Living in an Amish paradise
We sell quilts at a discount price
Living in an Amish paradise

A local boy kicked me in the butt last week
I just smiled at him and I turned the other cheek
I really don't care, in fact I wish him well
'Cause I'll be laughing my head off when he's burning in Hell
But I ain't never punched a tourist even if he deserved it
An Amish with a 'tude?
You know that's unheard of
I never wear buttons but I got a cool hat
And my homies agree
I really look good in black... fool
If you come to visit, you'll be bored to tears

We haven't even paid the phone bill in 300 years
But we ain't really quaint, so please don't point and stare
We're just technologically impaired

There's no phone, no lights, no motorcar
Not a single luxury
Like Robinson Caruso
It's as primitive as can be

We been spending most our lives
Living in an Amish Paradise
We're just plain and simple guys
Living in an Amish Paradise
There's no time for sin and vice
Living in an Amish Paradise
We don't fight, we all play nice
Living in an Amish Paradise

Hitchin' up the buggy, churnin' lots of butter
Raised a barn on Monday, soon I'll raise anutter
Think you're really righteous?
Think you're pure in heart?
Well, I know I'm a million time as humble as thou art
I'm the pious guy the little Amlettes wanna be like
On my knees day and night scorin' points for the afterlife
So don't be vain and don't be whiny
Or else, my brother, I might have to get medieval on your heinie

We been spending most our lives
Living in an Amish Paradise
We're all crazy Mennonites
Living in an Amish Paradise
There's no cops or traffic lights
Living in an Amish Paradise
But you'd probably think it bites
Living in an Amish Paradise

Ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh
ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh-yecch!

 

[Darknightnomis]

BAtman: What do you mean, Mr. Shumacher....you want to put... nipples... on are costumes ???

Robin: HOLY PURPLE URPLE BATMAN!!!!

 

[Lunar_Wolf]

Robin: Holy geez whiz in a shower Batman, I can't believe you built a time machine!!

Batman: Right I did ol chum and now we shall see our future selves.

Robin: Holy midget pie Batman why do we sport nipples???
Batman: Robin this...this is not what I imagined....
Robin: I don't know if I should stop looking or slip my wrists.
Batman: This is not the future for us, I mean I wanted to upgrade us costumes by my God on a boat, this, this is ridiculous.
Batman: Lets head home and burn this machine.

20 mins later

Batman: I decided that we need an upgrade, So alfred did some art work. Here is our new outfits.

Robin: WOW and we don't need those fake nipples like them ******s from the future.

Batman: LET DANCE!!!!

 

[Darknightnomis]

Robin: Holy geez whiz in a shower Batman, I can't believe you built a time machine!!

Batman: Right I did ol chum and now we shall see our future selves.

Robin: Holy midget pie Batman why do we sport nipples???
Batman: Robin this...this is not what I imagined....
Robin: I don't know if I should stop looking or slip my wrists.
Batman: This is not the future for us, I mean I wanted to upgrade us costumes by my God on a boat, this, this is ridiculous.
Batman: Lets head home and burn this machine.

20 mins later

Batman: I decided that we need an upgrade, So alfred did some art work. Here is our new outfits.

Robin: WOW and we don't need those fake nipples like them ******s from the future.

Batman: LET DANCE!!!!

LOL!!!!! t:

 

[Lunar_Wolf]

Catwoman:Scumbag what are you doing?

Batman: I'm hanging with Robin and his cousin Joker.
Catwoman: His your Cousin?
Batman: Yeah and his from russia too.
Catman: Is he staying here?
Batman: No his moving to the big city this week. He wants to be a metal singer.
Catman: No way?
Batman: Swear! Joker, Metal face!

Batman: Thats his ****ing metal face. Joker Berserker! Come on man Berserker!

Joker: My love for you is like a truck, Berserker
Would you like some making ****, Berserker
My love for you is like a rock, Berserker

The Berserker is just so obscene
Likes evil people you know what I mean
He takes your soul and then just rips you apart
He'll steal your heart

Would you like to smoke some pot, Berserker
My love for you is ticking clock, Berserker
Would you like to suck my cock, Berserker
Would you like some making ****, Berserker

Catwoman: Did he say making ****?

 

[Superwoman Prime]

As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain
I take a look at my wife and realize she's very plain
But that's just perfect for an Amish like me
You know I shun fancy things like electricity
At 4:30 in the morning I'm milkin' cows
Jebediah feeds the chickens and Jacob plows... fool
And I've been milkin' and plowin' so long that
Even Ezekiel thinks that my mind is gone
I'm a man of the land, I'm into discipline
Got a Bible in my hand and a beard on my chin
But if I finish all of my chores and you finish thine
Then tonight we're gonna party like it's 1699

We been spending most our lives
Living in an Amish paradise
I've churned butter once or twice
Living in an Amish paradise
It's hard work and sacrifice
Living in an Amish paradise
We sell quilts at a discount price
Living in an Amish paradise

A local boy kicked me in the butt last week
I just smiled at him and I turned the other cheek
I really don't care, in fact I wish him well
'Cause I'll be laughing my head off when he's burning in Hell
But I ain't never punched a tourist even if he deserved it
An Amish with a 'tude?
You know that's unheard of
I never wear buttons but I got a cool hat
And my homies agree
I really look good in black... fool
If you come to visit, you'll be bored to tears

We haven't even paid the phone bill in 300 years
But we ain't really quaint, so please don't point and stare
We're just technologically impaired

There's no phone, no lights, no motorcar
Not a single luxury
Like Robinson Caruso
It's as primitive as can be

We been spending most our lives
Living in an Amish Paradise
We're just plain and simple guys
Living in an Amish Paradise
There's no time for sin and vice
Living in an Amish Paradise
We don't fight, we all play nice
Living in an Amish Paradise

Hitchin' up the buggy, churnin' lots of butter
Raised a barn on Monday, soon I'll raise anutter
Think you're really righteous?
Think you're pure in heart?
Well, I know I'm a million time as humble as thou art
I'm the pious guy the little Amlettes wanna be like
On my knees day and night scorin' points for the afterlife
So don't be vain and don't be whiny
Or else, my brother, I might have to get medieval on your heinie

We been spending most our lives
Living in an Amish Paradise
We're all crazy Mennonites
Living in an Amish Paradise
There's no cops or traffic lights
Living in an Amish Paradise
But you'd probably think it bites
Living in an Amish Paradise

Ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh
ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh-yecch!

LMMFAO!

 

[Dr. Fate]

Robin: Holy geez whiz in a shower Batman, I can't believe you built a time machine!!

Batman: Right I did ol chum and now we shall see our future selves.

Robin: Holy midget pie Batman why do we sport nipples???
Batman: Robin this...this is not what I imagined....
Robin: I don't know if I should stop looking or slip my wrists.
Batman: This is not the future for us, I mean I wanted to upgrade us costumes by my God on a boat, this, this is ridiculous.
Batman: Lets head home and burn this machine.

20 mins later

Batman: I decided that we need an upgrade, So alfred did some art work. Here is our new outfits.

Robin: WOW and we don't need those fake nipples like them ******s from the future.

Batman: LET DANCE!!!!

Oh that is so WRONG! And yet, so funny... so funny that it's wrong.

 

[Dr. Fate]

ADAM WEST: "Hey you!"
BURT WARD: "We are gonna go totally medieval on your asses - 60s style!"

GEORGE CLOONEY: "Oh no - it's Adam West & Burt Ward, back to avenge themselves upon us!"
CHRIS O'DONNELL: "Run George, save yourself!"
GC: "Okay."
CD: "Damn it George, you're supposed to stay and see this thing through with me to the bitter end!"
GC: "If Michael Keaton & Val Kilmer weren't that dumb, what makes you think I am?"

 

[Doc Holliday]

As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain
I take a look at my wife and realize she's very plain
But that's just perfect for an Amish like me
You know I shun fancy things like electricity
At 4:30 in the morning I'm milkin' cows
Jebediah feeds the chickens and Jacob plows... fool
And I've been milkin' and plowin' so long that
Even Ezekiel thinks that my mind is gone
I'm a man of the land, I'm into discipline
Got a Bible in my hand and a beard on my chin
But if I finish all of my chores and you finish thine
Then tonight we're gonna party like it's 1699

We been spending most our lives
Living in an Amish paradise
I've churned butter once or twice
Living in an Amish paradise
It's hard work and sacrifice
Living in an Amish paradise
We sell quilts at a discount price
Living in an Amish paradise

A local boy kicked me in the butt last week
I just smiled at him and I turned the other cheek
I really don't care, in fact I wish him well
'Cause I'll be laughing my head off when he's burning in Hell
But I ain't never punched a tourist even if he deserved it
An Amish with a 'tude?
You know that's unheard of
I never wear buttons but I got a cool hat
And my homies agree
I really look good in black... fool
If you come to visit, you'll be bored to tears

We haven't even paid the phone bill in 300 years
But we ain't really quaint, so please don't point and stare
We're just technologically impaired

There's no phone, no lights, no motorcar
Not a single luxury
Like Robinson Caruso
It's as primitive as can be

We been spending most our lives
Living in an Amish Paradise
We're just plain and simple guys
Living in an Amish Paradise
There's no time for sin and vice
Living in an Amish Paradise
We don't fight, we all play nice
Living in an Amish Paradise

Hitchin' up the buggy, churnin' lots of butter
Raised a barn on Monday, soon I'll raise anutter
Think you're really righteous?
Think you're pure in heart?
Well, I know I'm a million time as humble as thou art
I'm the pious guy the little Amlettes wanna be like
On my knees day and night scorin' points for the afterlife
So don't be vain and don't be whiny
Or else, my brother, I might have to get medieval on your heinie

We been spending most our lives
Living in an Amish Paradise
We're all crazy Mennonites
Living in an Amish Paradise
There's no cops or traffic lights
Living in an Amish Paradise
But you'd probably think it bites
Living in an Amish Paradise

Ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh
ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh-yecch!

Yes! Weird Al Yankovic is the bomb!

But seriously guys, no more of this posting all the lyrics to a song. It's too lengthy.

 

[Dr. Fate]

Catwoman: "Dude looks like a lady..."

BATMAN & NIGHTWING: "Tramps like us, baby we were born to ruuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnnnnn!"

 

[thedarks0ldier]

Yes! Weird Al Yankovic is the bomb!

But seriously guys, no more of this posting all the lyrics to a song. It's too lengthy.

Amen to that

 

[Dr. Fate]

CATWOMAN: "I am no man!"

 

[That-Guy]

Psst! Hey buddy, could you help me out here? My dominatrix dressed me up like Batman and hung me upside down in this alley, here. She said she'd be right back, but that was like, 3 hours ago. I gotta pee!

 

[That-Guy]

Heeeeey there, Batstud.

I don't know what's stiffer... my neck, my acting, or my erection!

 

[Dr. Fate]

Funny stuff, That-Guy.

BATMAN: "It's not that I don't love you. You know how much I do. And it's not that I've found someone to take the place of you. It's just the fear that lives within me everytime you touch my hand and a dread that shakes my body that even I don't understand. So I'm leaving (I'm leaving, yes I am). This time I'm playin' it smart (I'm leaving, yes I am). I'm gonna walk away from a love (walk away from love) before love breaks my heart.
(I'm gonna walk away from a love)
(gonna walk away, gonna walk away)
(gonna walk away, gonna walk away)..."

 

[That-Guy]

"Yeah... I think this is Rachel's window. She should be out of the shower any minute now. And she didn't close the curtains! Man, it's going to be hard hanging from this ledge with only one hand."

 

[That-Guy]

Funny stuff, That-Guy.

BATMAN: "It's not that I don't love you. You know how much I do. And it's not that I've found someone to take the place of you. It's just the fear that lives within me everytime you touch my hand and a dread that shakes my body that even I don't understand. So I'm leaving (I'm leaving, yes I am). This time I'm playin' it smart (I'm leaving, yes I am). I'm gonna walk away from a love (walk away from love) before love breaks my heart.
(I'm gonna walk away from a love)
(gonna walk away, gonna walk away)
(gonna walk away, gonna walk away)..."

LOL, good one, Fate. And thanks!

 

[That-Guy]

I believe I can fly... I believe I can touch the sky...

Yeah, that's it. Keep believin' buddy. Hahahaha, loser.

 

[That-Guy]

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