The Dark Knight Caption Thread!

[ultimatefan]

Look at me Clark, I can fly too!

Yeah, Bruce, all you need is a cape that could cover up a hippoppotamus...

 

[Dr. Fate]

LOL, good one, Fate. And thanks!

Thank you That-Guy. I like those pics of Batman thinking he can fly and Superman's just like "yeah whatever". In case you're wondering, the lyrics to Batman's song are "Walk Away From Love", sung by the late great David Ruffin, still the definitive voice of Motown's legendary super-group the Temptations.

BATMAN: "Whoa Supes... this is some pretty powerful $hit... I feel like I can fly...!"

SUPERMAN: "Nyehehehehehe..."

 

[gvcool2]

'ZULTAN!'

 

[That-Guy]

"Spider-Man ain't got nothin' on m... WHOA SH**!!!!"

 

[gvcool2]

'Them God damn burittos...ahhh'

'What the hell just hit me on the head!??'

'my lunch, hee hee'

 

[That-Guy]

Superman: Okaaaay… Guess I’ll just lie here in place of the missing rail and the train will run safely over me. (God, I hope this works&#8230

Spider-Man: Okay, folks! Looks like Superman’s up ahead and he’s going to use his body to patch up the missing train track! We’re all gonna be fine! Don’t worry about a thing!

Batman: Uh… yeah, Spidey. Okay. Tell ya what… good luck with that. I’m outta here.

Dr. Richard Kimball: Right behind ya, Bats!

Uh… whoops.

 

[ultimatefan]

Superman: Okaaaay… Guess I’ll just lie here in place of the missing rail and the train will run safely over me. (God, I hope this works…)

Spider-Man: Okay, folks! Looks like Superman’s up ahead and he’s going to use his body to patch up the missing train track! We’re all gonna be fine! Don’t worry about a thing!

Batman: Uh… yeah, Spidey. Okay. Tell ya what… good luck with that. I’m outta here.

Dr. Richard Kimball: Right behind ya, Bats!

Uh… whoops.

Hahahahaha, best one I seen in a while...

 

[Superwoman Prime]

Superman: Okaaaay… Guess I’ll just lie here in place of the missing rail and the train will run safely over me. (God, I hope this works…)

Spider-Man: Okay, folks! Looks like Superman’s up ahead and he’s going to use his body to patch up the missing train track! We’re all gonna be fine! Don’t worry about a thing!

Batman: Uh… yeah, Spidey. Okay. Tell ya what… good luck with that. I’m outta here.

Dr. Richard Kimball: Right behind ya, Bats!

Uh… whoops.

HHAAHA! Great!

 

[Dr. Fate]

Superman: Okaaaay… Guess I’ll just lie here in place of the missing rail and the train will run safely over me. (God, I hope this works…)

Spider-Man: Okay, folks! Looks like Superman’s up ahead and he’s going to use his body to patch up the missing train track! We’re all gonna be fine! Don’t worry about a thing!

Batman: Uh… yeah, Spidey. Okay. Tell ya what… good luck with that. I’m outta here.

Dr. Richard Kimball: Right behind ya, Bats!

Uh… whoops.

Brilliant! t:

 

[Dr. Fate]

SUPERMAN: "Uh, Bats? Whatcha doin' there Bats?"

BATMAN: "I can flyyyyyyyyyyyy!" [starts falling] Aw snaaaaaaaap!"

SUPERMAN: "I keep telling that idiot that all the prep time in the world won't give him the ability to fly, but he just won't listen to me. Dumbass."

 

[Batman]

Superman: "And now, for my superest of Super-feats, I will prepare to take a dump on Batman... Miles above the ground!"

Batman: ...

Batman: "F*** that! I'm out of here!" *glides off*

 

[Dr. Fate]

BATMAN: "I picked a helluva night to quit drinkin'..."

 

[That-Guy]

Thanks for all the compliments, guys!

 

[Dr. Fate]

Thanks for all the compliments, guys!

We'll keep giving them if you keep getting them.

BATMAN: "Who put that banana peel there?!"

SPIDER-MAN: "Nyahahahahahaha!" [swings away]

BATMAN: "Damn you, Spidey!"

 

[Superwoman Prime]

"SPIDEY! Think you could be Batman for one night? I need a major break."

OH! Yeah! Sure, man. No problem.


That following night:

I CAN HARDLY MOVE IN THIS THING! WHAT THE HELL?!

 

[LadyMoira]

Batman-"Water resistant they said on the package...Water resistant my a**!"

 

[Dr. Fate]

Dang it, the picture of Batman clinging to the wall isn't showing up!

CATWOMAN: "And girls, they want to have fun. Oh girls just wanna have fun."

 

[That-Guy]

Gordon: Take this guy. Armed Robbery, double homicide. Got a taste for the theatrical, like you. Just take a look. Crazy eyes, psychotic grin, weird outfit. Here's a photo.

Batman: Holy Mother of God...

 

[LadyMoira]

Selina-"Come and get me boys!"

Superman-"Why am I settling for Lois? I'm going down!"

Spidey-"I saw her first!"

 

[ultimatefan]

Gordon: Take this guy. Armed Robbery, double homicide. Got a taste for the theatrical, like you. Just take a look. Crazy eyes, psychotic grin, weird outfit. Here's a photo.

Batman: Huh, Jim... That´s Jim Carrey.
Gordon: I know, I just want to see someone beat the **** out of that jackass!

 

[gvcool2]

the burger king was bettter

 

[ultimatefan]

the burger king was bettter

Not if you hate Jim Carrey as much as me, hehe...

 

[That-Guy]

BATMEMENTO

Gordon: I’ve got something for you. This lunatic killed 3 of my best cops. The rest of the guys on the force are actually AFRAID of him. Can you take him down?
Batman: Absolutely, Jim. You can count on me.

Man: OWW!! STOP IT!!! WHY THE HELL ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME?!!

THE NEXT DAY

Gordon: I’ve got something for you. This lunatic killed 13 of my best cops. The rest of the guys on the force are actually AFRAID of him. Can you take him down?
Batman: Absolutely, Jim. You can count on me.
Gordon: Make him suffer, will ya?

Man: NO!!! WHY ARE YOU ATTACKING ME AGAIN?!!! I'm telling you, I haven't done anything wrong! Stop!! Please!!!
AND, THE NEXT DAY

Gordon: I’ve got something for you. This lunatic killed 30 of my best cops. The rest of the guys on the force are actually AFRAID of him. This guy is a menace. Maybe you could do something permanent to him? I'm not saying kill the guy, but maybe put him in a wheelchair?
Batman: Absolutely, Jim. You can count on me.

Gordon: Hahaha, that'll teach my landlord for charging me so much. This is awesome! Having a superhero with no short term memory at your disposal is the most dangerous weapon on the planet!

 

[ultimatefan]

BATMEMENTO

Gordon: I’ve got something for you. This lunatic killed 3 of my best cops. The rest of the guys on the force are actually AFRAID of him. Can you take him down?
Batman: Absolutely, Jim. You can count on me.

Man: OWW!! STOP IT!!! WHY THE HELL ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME?!!

THE NEXT DAY

Gordon: I’ve got something for you. This lunatic killed 13 of my best cops. The rest of the guys on the force are actually AFRAID of him. Can you take him down?
Batman: Absolutely, Jim. You can count on me.
Gordon: Make him suffer, will ya?

Man: NO!!! WHY ARE YOU ATTACKING ME AGAIN?!!! I'm telling you, I haven't done anything wrong! Stop!! Please!!!
AND, THE NEXT DAY

Gordon: I’ve got something for you. This lunatic killed 30 of my best cops. The rest of the guys on the force are actually AFRAID of him. This guy is a menace. Maybe you could do something permanent to him? I'm not saying kill the guy, but maybe put him in a wheelchair?
Batman: Absolutely, Jim. You can count on me.

Gordon: Hahaha, that'll teach my landlord for charging me so much. This is awesome! Having a superhero with no short term memory at your disposal is the most dangerous weapon on the planet!

Hahaha, clever!

 

[That-Guy]

Haha, thanks. I actually got the idea from your post where Gordon is trying to get Batman to beat up Jim Carrey.