The Dark Knight Caption Thread!

[ultimatefan]

Haha, thanks. I actually got the idea from your post where Gordon is trying to get Batman to beat up Jim Carrey.

Glad it was inspiring!

 

[Dr. Fate]

Batmento and Burger King = t:

GORDON: "Do you know any good white basketball players?"
BATMAN: "There are no good white basketball players."

 

[TrailerCues]

Batman - What the hell the news said no rain tonight

Batman - Hey what did the weather guy say about there being no rain

Gordon - There has been no rain all night

Batman - Then explain to me why I got soaked in rain on my way up here

Gordon - Oh that shadowy figure was you ? Um the bathroom was locked tonight so me & every cop on the force took a leak from up here everyone are back inside the building

Batman - grrrr

 

[ultimatefan]

C´mon, Selina, honey... Let me back in! I swear I didn´t mean to call you "Talia"...

Oh, that I didn´t bother so much... But when you called me "Dick"...

 

[LadyMoira]

"You can lock me up...medicate me, give me ECT...doesn't matter I still think the Joel Schumaker films were the best in the franchise!"

 

[elorenishii386]

Catwoman: "I'm really not happy with this Batman! With all that we've been through!!!"

Batman: "I'm so sorry Selina...I'll make sure you're in this sequel...just let me back in please!"

 

[LadyMoira]

Rachel-"Wanna know why you had to be the secondary villain instead of Bruce Wayne? Cause I can't wear heels in this scene that's why!"

Crane-"No need to be so catty girl just cause Tom gave me his hotel key."

 

[Dr. Fate]

Rachel-"Wanna know why you had to be the secondary villain instead of Bruce Wayne? Cause I can't wear heels in this scene that's why!"

Crane-"No need to be so catty girl just cause Tom gave me his hotel key."

Bwahahahaha!

I also like the one where Murphy's locked up and being tortured but refuses to renounce his love for the Joel Schumacher Batman films.

 

[Dr. Fate]

Catwoman: "I'm really not happy with this Batman! With all that we've been through!!!"

Batman: "I'm so sorry Selina...I'll make sure you're in this sequel...just let me back in please!"

Bahahahahahaha

 

[Dr. Fate]

CATWOMAN: "I really need a new costume... whenever I put this one on I get dizzy and pass out every 5 minutes and when I wake up I don't know where I am and there are like weird stains on it and I find it's been fiddled with and-" [loud noise in the background] "What was that?"

BATMAN: "Damn it! Gotta be less sloppy when I'm taking advantage of Selina when her costume makes her pass out!"

 

[Alonsovich]

NEWS ANCHOR: And here is an exclusive picture for Channel 5 news of fear gas spreading suspect Dr. Jonathan Crane. This picture was taken after being forced by the Batman to watch Chuck Norris' complete filmography...

 

[Superwoman Prime]

"You can lock me up...medicate me, give me ECT...doesn't matter I still think the Joel Schumaker films were the best in the franchise!"

LOL.

 

[Dr. Fate]

MURPHY: "It's a madhouse! A Mad House!!!!"

 

[Carnotaur3]

Batman: God, this turd won't come out.

 

[Timstuff]

 

[muertevilla]

THANKS MTV FOR PIMPING MY RIDE!!

 

[muertevilla]

PENGUIN: Did you get all of them to sign the release forms??
RIDDLER: I wasn't able to convince the girl to sign, but bats and the boy wonder signed the contract.
JOKER: HAHA So they have to go through with it!!!
PENGUIN: Will that work?
RIDDLER: We'll make it work, trust me, Oswald...
PENGUIN: Ok...I'll fund this project...
JOKER: HAHAHA They're skrewed! HAHAHAHAHA Don't pardon the pun HAHA..

BATGIRL: Sorry guys. I couldn't do it...I don't know what I would do if my father found out about this...

ROBIN: But....but...batman and I already .... you can't just....

BATGIRL: Sorry guys....Gotta go...take care...

BATMAN: Damn it, Robin...I can't beleive you got us into this mess
ROBIN: Please don't be mad....I did it cause I thought....
BATMAN: That's the thing! YOU WEREN'T THINKING!! Lets just get on with this........

ROBIN: I'll be gentle...

A FEW MONTHS LATER

PENGUIN: I'm sorry I ever doubted you, Riddler! BrokeBAT Mountain is a HUGE SUCCESS!! HAHAHA We're RICH BEEEEOOOOTCH!!!

 

[I Am The Knight]

PENGUIN: Did you get all of them to sign the release forms??
RIDDLER: I wasn't able to convince the girl to sign, but bats and the boy wonder signed the contract.
JOKER: HAHA So they have to go through with it!!!
PENGUIN: Will that work?
RIDDLER: We'll make it work, trust me, Oswald...
PENGUIN: Ok...I'll fund this project...
JOKER: HAHAHA They're skrewed! HAHAHAHAHA Don't pardon the pun HAHA..

BATGIRL: Sorry guys. I couldn't do it...I don't know what I would do if my father found out about this...

ROBIN: But....but...batman and I already .... you can't just....

BATGIRL: Sorry guys....Gotta go...take care...

BATMAN: Damn it, Robin...I can't beleive you got us into this mess
ROBIN: Please don't be mad....I did it cause I thought....
BATMAN: That's the thing! YOU WEREN'T THINKING!! Lets just get on with this........

ROBIN: I'll be gentle...

A FEW MONTHS LATER

PENGUIN: I'm sorry I ever doubted you, Riddler! BrokeBAT Mountain is a HUGE SUCCESS!! HAHAHA We're RICH BEEEEOOOOTCH!!!

LOL!!!!!!!!!

 

[Dr. Fate]

LOL!!!!!!!!!

Indeed. t:

BATGIRL: "This one time at Band Camp, I shoved a flute up my *****."
BATMAN & ROBIN: ""

 

[LadyMoira]

Gordon-"Tell Katie to blow those scientology freaks...Santeria is the way that rocks!"

 

[Dr. Fate]

BATMAN: "Bring out the gimp."

 

[LadyMoira]

Selina-"Remember which part of the spandex we set up for easy tear?"

Bruce-"Are you sure this is appropriate for a Super bowl half-time show?"

 

[Dr. Fate]

GORDON: "You have something important to tell me?"
BATMAN: "Yes."
GORDON: "What?"
BATMAN: "Somewhere there should be for all the world to see, statue of a fool made of stone. An image of a man who let love slip through his hands
and then just let him stand there all alone."
GORDON: "Huh?"
BATMAN: "And there on his face a gold tear should be placed to honor every tear he shed. And I think it would show that everyone would know
concealed inside is a broken heart. So build a statue and oh build it high so the world can see and inscribe the World's Greatest Fool and name it after me..."
GORDON: "You have seriously got to stop listening to all those David Ruffin solo songs."

 

[Superwoman Prime]

(Here's in honor of Dr. Fate's liking for superheroes and the people associated with them, singing pop. cult. songs)

GORDON: I called you here because... I forgot the lyrics to that one 'Sting & The Police' song. I think it's called 'King of Pain' or something. And my internet is down, so I can't go look them up.

BATMAN: There's a little black spot on the sun today
It's the same old thing as yesterday
There's a black hat caught in a high tree top
There's a flag-pole rag and the wind won't stop

GORDON: I think I'm remembering now!!

BATMAN: I have stood here before inside the pouring rain
With the world turning circles running 'round my brain
I guess I'm always hoping that you'll end this reign
But it's my destiny to be the king of pain

GORDON: Uhmm... Uhh...

BATMAN: There's a little black spot on the sun today...

GORDON: (That's my soul up there)...

BATMAN: Good! Now you're remembering!
... It's the same old thing as yesterday...

GORDON: (That's my soul up there)....


-MEANWHILE, EVEN MORE PSYCHOS ARE SET FREE FROM ARKHAM-

 

[LadyMoira]

Penguin-"Is it confirmed?"

Joker-"Oh yes, my plan has worked...Joel Schumaker shall return as director, Katie Holmes as Rachel Dawes,

E Nygma-"My god how wonderfully wicked...but with Joel and Katie on board could you possibly have...I mean surely you couldn't have managed...

Joker-"Oh yes the next Batman will be...Tom Cruise!


-All Three-"Diabolical laughter,"