The Dark Knight Caption Thread!

[Ronny Shade]

Which one of us is upside-down here?

 

[ultimatefan]

FLASS: AAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!
BATMAN: Wow, I thought hair only did that in cartoons...

 

[Dr. Fate]

BATMAN: Your Don King costume is pathetic. I don't know wether to punch you or film you and send the film to America's Funniest Videos.

Hahahahahahaha

BATMAN: "She's married to the muffin man?!"

 

[LadyMoira]

"Blue flower with a red thorn...this would be SO much easier if I wasn't colorblind."

 

[Boom]

"I don't even know why I'm here. The Dark Knight doesn't even have pictures for captioning yet."

 

[LadyMoira]

Freaking Nolan running off with the script to Tibet making me run after him.

 

[That-Guy]

"Rocky Mountain High... Colorado..."

 

[Ronny Shade]

"The plants are all prickly. What am I supposed to wipe with?"

 

[LadyMoira]

Selina-"Know what I love about you? You're the only man I've been with who appreciates latex as much as I do."

 

[Lunar_Wolf]

BRUCE-Wait a second this isn't the xxx swingers club.

 

[Batman]

Batman: So, you think you can defy the US and go ahead with Nuke testing, do you!? You sicken me, Kim Jong Ill!

 

[That-Guy]

"Where the hell am I? Aww, crap."

 

[Dr. Fate]

"Where the hell am I? Aww, crap."

Bwahahahahahahaha

BRUCE: "I'm gonna kill Clark for leaving me stranded here!"

 

[ultimatefan]

BATMAN: Hi. You´re being introduced to the newest intrusive, privacy-violating, unrequested form of direct marketing... Let me show you our wonderful line of carpet cleaners... Or I drop you!

 

[LadyMoira]

Batman-"Next time I've gotta remember my water bottle."

 

[El Payaso]

BATMAN: "Cosmo Kramer, you really let yourself go."

 

[Dr. Fate]

BATMAN: "Cosmo Kramer, you really let yourself go."

Bwahahahahahaha

BATMAN: "Why does her mouth taste salty? Wait- Oh my God..."

 

[blksuperman2]

BATMAN: "Why does her mouth taste salty? Wait- Oh my God..."

That's hilarious.t:

 

[Dr. Fate]

That's hilarious.t:

Thanks.

BATMAN: "I'm not Patrick Bateman, damn it!"

 

[Superwoman Prime]

"What movie is this, again?"

(several minutes later)

"Oh. Yeah."

 

[Hotwire]

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[Hotwire]

Superman flying overhead: Not so hot without your Batmobile, are ya?? Hahahaha
Bruce: I HATE that guy!!

 

[Bad Superman]

POISON IVY: I hope you like what I did with your landscape, Brucey baby.

BRUCE: You killed my flowers!!!!. . .YOU MONSTROUS BIATCH!!!!!!

 

[Lunar_Wolf]

Next week on the 'BATMAN CREEK'

BATMAN: WTF IS THIS??? Rachel? Pacey? NOOOO!!!!
PACEY: Yeah Bats, you know she tatse good, now get out of here before I drown your ass in the creek.
BATMAN: I'm gotta go and kick Jokers ass*runs away crying*

BATMAN: OMG, JOKER? JEN? NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

 

[LadyMoira]

Bruce Wayne-"Be careful where you step...there's glass on the floor."