The Dark Knight Caption Thread!

[Lunar_Wolf]

ALI G: I sitting here with none otha than the man imself Tim Burton.

NOLAN: No, my name is Chris Nolan, I directed Batman.
ALI G: No you aint, becausz Burton directed..the Bats movie.
NOLAN: He directed 1989 version and of the course Batman Returns.
ALI G: Oh man mes mixed up, now I knows who you are. So my question is why did yous make Batman wear a pansy outfit? Were you smoking some of you know....
NOLAN:......
ALI G: Because I hav this friend Dave and he smoked a bit of...you know...and he started seezing some weird **** like, and yous might have been smoking the same when you come up with idea of the outfit.
NOLAN: The fans really liked the costume, it isn't pansy looking at all.
ALI G: Well when I watch yous Batman, I laugh.
NOLAN: Why?
ALI G: Becausz it's so gay, you got Robin in thesez tights and Batmans is dancing.
NOLAN: Thats The Batman from the 1960's. I directed the new Batman movie, Batman Begins.
ALI G: I hav no idea what yous are talking about, but respect.

 

[LadyMoira]

Batman-"With all the reflected glare off this chrome I can't see a thing!"

 

[The Last Meatbag]

this thread is terribly unfunny

 

[elorenishii386]

ALI G: I sitting here with none otha than the man imself Tim Burton.

NOLAN: No, my name is Chris Nolan, I directed Batman.
ALI G: No you aint, becausz Burton directed..the Bats movie.
NOLAN: He directed 1989 version and of the course Batman Returns.
ALI G: Oh man mes mixed up, now I knows who you are. So my question is why did yous make Batman wear a pansy outfit? Were you smoking some of you know....
NOLAN:......
ALI G: Because I hav this friend Dave and he smoked a bit of...you know...and he started seezing some weird **** like, and yous might have been smoking the same when you come up with idea of the outfit.
NOLAN: The fans really liked the costume, it isn't pansy looking at all.
ALI G: Well when I watch yous Batman, I laugh.
NOLAN: Why?
ALI G: Becausz it's so gay, you got Robin in thesez tights and Batmans is dancing.
NOLAN: Thats The Batman from the 1960's. I directed the new Batman movie, Batman Begins.
ALI G: I hav no idea what yous are talking about, but respect.

Now that is funny!!! Booyakasha! I love Sacha Baron Cohen!!!

 

[Dr. Fate]

SUPERMAN: "I am the ultimate bad ass!"

 

[lixdexia]

Batman: "I actually don't have a chip in my cowl...I just like to put my two fingers up to my ear and start talking to myself."

haha, i do that **** all the time

 

[Dr. Fate]

BATMAN: "Who's up for Ocean's 14?"

 

[LadyMoira]

Superman-"Not one more word about Kate Bosworth needs to eat a sandwich."

 

[Dr. Fate]

Superman-"Not one more word about Kate Bosworth needs to eat a sandwich."

Hehehehehehe

SUPERMAN: "We'll start the ass kissing with you."
BATMAN: ""

Sorry if we did that one already. Can't keep track of them these days.

 

[Hotwire]

Batman: Why are you choking me???
Superman: I guess, because Jim Lee thought it would look cool.

 

[That-Guy]

John Hurt: Stop starring in pretentious crap movies that make no profit like this and sign on to play Two-Face!

Guy Pearce: NEVER!

 

[That-Guy]

Robin: Hey Bats, what's with the black undies?

Batman: What? Oh... it was laundry day. I hoped no one would notice.

Robin: Huh? Laundry day? Oh yeah! Cool. Yeah, me too. That's why I'm not wearing any pants. I ran out. Yeah.

 

[That-Guy]

Batman: Robin! Help! Someone strapped a kite to my back and the wind is carrying me away!

Robin: Sure, I'll help you out, Bats, if I can just get myself out from under your crotch...

 

[Dr. Fate]

John Hurt: Stop starring in pretentious crap movies that make no profit like this and sign on to play Two-Face!

Guy Pearce: NEVER!

Bwahahahaha

SELINA: "I haven't been f***ed like that since grade school..."

SUPERMAN: "Any time, Cat-Babe."

SUPERMAN: "You bastard!"

SUPERMAN: "That's 'Bastard of Steel' to you."

 

[LadyMoira]

Batman-"Wait a minute...I keep seeing my face and look on shirts, mags, everywhere...but I haven't seen a penny from any of it...I've gotta get my lawyer on this STAT."

 

[lixdexia]

bale: you know, i liked the car from the first movie better

 

[Superwoman Prime]

"What the hell are you looking at? Everyone is going modern! WHY CAN'T I BE MORE MODERN TOO, WITHOUT ALL THESE STARES AND CHUCKLES?!?"

 

[Dr. Fate]

bale: you know, i liked the car from the first movie better

"What the hell are you looking at? Everyone is going modern! WHY CAN'T I BE MORE MODERN TOO, WITHOUT ALL THESE STARES AND CHUCKLES?!?"

Bwahahahahahaha! Both of you guys did great. Going modern's a b1tch.

SELINA: "Oh come on, how can you say no to this pyseudo-Asian anime chick hotness?"

BATMAN: "That's the thing - I can't say no to it."

SELINA: "I thought as much..."

 

[Alpha and Omega]

Really?! Proactiv could even help someone like me?!

 

[LadyMoira]

Bruce-"Hey you may laugh now but just wait until peak oil hits!"

 

[Superwoman Prime]

^ Nope, Penguin is hopeless, methinks.

Bwahahahahahaha! Both of you guys did great. Going modern's a b1tch.

SELINA: "Oh come on, how can you say no to this pyseudo-Asian anime chick hotness?"

BATMAN: "That's the thing - I can't say no to it."

SELINA: "I thought as much..."

Thanks! All yours are great as always, Dr. Fate.

"How about a cross-over this evening? We could all use a piece of that pseudo-asian ass!"

"Bring it on."

 

[elorenishii386]

Batman: "It's the car...Chicks dig the car!"

 

[ultimatefan]

Batman: Hey, SUVs pollute the air and spend a lot of fossil-based fuel... I´m being a responsible citizen!

 

[ultimatefan]

Batman: You´re laughing now, you should see me trying to bang Rachel in this... It hurt more than when Bane broke my back!

 

[LadyMoira]

"What's taking him so long?"

Batman-"43 miles to the gallon my a**!"