The Dark Knight Caption Thread!

[protocida]

BATMAN: Mosquito! I'll kill it!

 

[ultimatefan]

BATMAN: For the last time, Clark, my problem isn´t that daddy didn´t hug me enough. He hugged me plenty till he got shot right in front of me!

 

[Blaztro]

Joker: What are you doing with your hand back there?
Batman: Nothing...

 

[kedrell]

Robin: "Why do you keep smacking me?"

Batman: "First rule of show business, old chum. Give the people what they want."

 

[kedrell]

Robin: "How long are you gonna keep this abuse up?"

Batman: "For as long as people keep enjoying seeing me b*tch-slap you. At this pic's current level of popularity I'd say you'll have to put up with this for at least another hundred pages."

 

[protocida]

ROBIN: Please, guys... Please... Caption about something els...

BATMAN: DON'T TALK TO THE USERS!

 

[kedrell]

Hehehehehehe

ROBIN: Please, guys... Please... Caption about something els...

BATMAN: DON'T TALK TO THE USERS!

Batman: "Who do you think you are? Deadpool?"

 

[Panthro]

ROBIN: Please, guys... Please... Caption about something els...

BATMAN: DON'T TALK TO THE USERS!

Hehehehehehe, Robin breaking the 4th wall.

 

[protocida]

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[Doctor Jones]

Robin: I like Wolverine and the X-Men

Batman: ****e!

 

[Panthro]

Robin: I like Wolverine and the X-Men

Batman: ****e!

 

[Blaztro]

Roflmao!!!!

 

[Panthro]

BATMAN: "So who do you think is the one true love of Marvel's Mighty Thor - Lady Sif or Amora the Enchantress?"
JOKER: "Amora the Enchantress."
BATMAN: "Blasphemy."

 

[Darkness Falls]

BATMAN: Everything was going great untill you were added to the burton franchise .... "train me, let me be your partner" YOU SUCK

 

[Darkness Falls]

BATMAN: arms.... growing weak...... hey joker, grab that crowbar and cover for me, they're dedicating a new theme park ride to me in 5mins

 

[kedrell]

BATMAN: "So who do you think is the one true love of Marvel's Mighty Thor - Lady Sif or Amora the Enchantress?"
JOKER: "Amora the Enchantress."
BATMAN: "Blasphemy."

Hehehehe, Jane Foster gets no love.

 

[kedrell]

Batman: "So which are you, a Nolanite or a Burtonite?"

Robin: "I'm a Schumakerite."

Batman: "THAT WASN'T AN OPTION!!!"

 

[Doctor Jones]

Batman: Got a light?

Robin: Right here, Bruce!

Batman: I knew it!

 

[protocida]

BATMAN: It's not my whip they fear...

 

[Panthro]

I didn't mean to snub Jane Foster.

Batman: "So which are you, a Nolanite or a Burtonite?"

Robin: "I'm a Schumakerite."

Batman: "THAT WASN'T AN OPTION!!!"

Hehe, poor Joel...

 

[Panthro]

ROBIN: "How about that Joel Schumacher eh Batman? He nearly killed the franchise! What a no good son of a-"

BATMAN: "Leave Joel Schumacher alone! Yes it's true, his Bat-films weren't what they should have been, I know that as well as anyone else, but the man has made some damn good films away from my franchise! Just look at his work on the Client and A Time To Kill!"

 

[tehdude]

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[protocida]

ROBIN: Hey, Bats, what time is it?

BATMAN: IT'S CLOBBERING TIME!

 

[protocida]

GREEN LANTERN: Commit child abuse, will you?

 

[tehdude]

batman : if you don't shut your ****ing mouth , i will kill you.