The Dark Knight Caption Thread!

[ultimatefan]

SCARJO: Look, wouldn´t I be a perfect Catwoman?

BATMAN: One thing at a time. Convince the fans you can be Black Widow first. In that suit and that position, even my cousin Mathilda is the perfect Catwoman...

 

[ultimatefan]

SCARJO: I´ll do ANYTHING for a role in your next movie...

BATMAN: WOW... Oh... Y-you... You´are... You´re HIIIIIIIIREEEEED...

 

[Panthro]

Great stuff UF!

BATMAN: "Harry Potter breaking my records?! What the Hell?!"

 

[kedrell]

Hehe, don't feel bad Batsy. At least it's breaking TF2's as well. Seriously, which film would you rather have as the number one film of 2009?

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Panthro! Heh, don´t worry Bats, it´s the marathon that counts, not the sprint.

 

[ultimatefan]

GREEN LANTERN: Hey, my movie is finally getting made! That´s good for all of us, huh?
MARTIAN MANHUNTER: Yeeeah... By DC´s current pace, I´m gonna get my own movie around 2062!
HAWKGIRL: I´d have to sleep with every exec in WB... Not that I´d have a problema with that...
WONDER WOMAN: Oh, I got an animated straight-to-DVD movie, great consolation prize WB...
AQUAMAN: Hey, at least none of you became the laughing stock of the superhero world...
SUPERMAN: Try being a pop culture icon for decades and all of a sudden nobody knows what to do with you, and the one reason you may get a movie soon is to beat a lawsuit...
BATMAN: I just want to make clear the only reason why I´m even wasting my valuable time with these losers is WB promised to do whatever it takes to get Nolan back... Speaking of which, bring me a coffee, okay? Black, lava hot, big cup, and make it fast!
ALL TOGETHER: YES, SIR!

 

[Spidey 2007]

I'm Batman..

nice.

 

[ultimatefan]

I´m Batman!

Heh, the spite of the bitter... I´d be mad if I didn´t know I can break him in two with my pinky...

 

[Venom'sDad]

Batman: Hmmm, yeah... I don't know guys. I Think I'm going to have to agree with Nolan on this. I don't this JLofA thing is going to work.
Everyone else:
Superman: Well well well. How come I'm not surprise Mr. Bigtime WB Flagship don't want to play ball with us little people. Well, Share The Wealth Buddy! You Can't Hog ALLLLLLL The Glory!!!
WonderWoman: Come on Supes.... lets go.
Superman: No! <sniff> I'm tired of him getting all the glory. <sniff> Can he put out a fire with his breath? No! Can he make the Earth spin backwards. No! <sniff> He can't even bring his girlfriend back to life. <sniff sniff> I'm Superman Dammit! <sniff> Superman!!!

As everyone walks away...

GreenLantern: pisss... hey bruce, I'll holla at you later. I need to get some on-screen advice from ya. love tdk, btw.

 

[ultimatefan]

^Great follow up!

 

[protocida]

SUPERMAN: Did you hear Justin Timberlake almost got the role of Hal Jordan in Green Lantern?

BATMAN: Yes, I put him in the loop.

SUPERMAN: Why would you do that?

BATMAN: Timberlake is a solid actor, as Alpha Dog and Black Snake Moan showed us. He'd attract a good audience thanks to his popularity in the music world and his personality actually matches Jordan's in the aspects such as the constant womanizing.

SUPERMAN: Really? That's your only motive?

*30 years prior*

HAL JORDAN: Flush the Watchtower toiled after you use it, dammit!

BATMAN: Yes.

 

[ultimatefan]

hehehehehehehe, excellent!

 

[Ibn]

What the hell happened to you?

Got my ass kicked? Where the hell were you?

Had to return some movies. Anyway who was it? Croc? Bane? Man-Bat?

No. They don't fit in Nolan's universe. It was the Joker.

You mean the skinny little goth prick wearing his mommies makeup? HE did this to you?

Yeah, so? Like you've never been pulverized by a supervillain. I heard the Joker gave you a run too, bucko! Where's he at so I can get the scoop?

He's dead........... Wanna know how?

........................

Thought so. Were done here.

............... He had dogs too ya know!

*background*

Whatever, *****.

 

[Panthro]

Batman: Hmmm, yeah... I don't know guys. I Think I'm going to have to agree with Nolan on this. I don't this JLofA thing is going to work.
Everyone else:
Superman: Well well well. How come I'm not surprise Mr. Bigtime WB Flagship don't want to play ball with us little people. Well, Share The Wealth Buddy! You Can't Hog ALLLLLLL The Glory!!!
WonderWoman: Come on Supes.... lets go.
Superman: No! <sniff> I'm tired of him getting all the glory. <sniff> Can he put out a fire with his breath? No! Can he make the Earth spin backwards. No! <sniff> He can't even bring his girlfriend back to life. <sniff sniff> I'm Superman Dammit! <sniff> Superman!!!

As everyone walks away...

GreenLantern: pisss... hey bruce, I'll holla at you later. I need to get some on-screen advice from ya. love tdk, btw.

Ahahahahahahahahahaha

 

[Panthro]

SUPERMAN: Did you hear Justin Timberlake almost got the role of Hal Jordan in Green Lantern?

BATMAN: Yes, I put him in the loop.

SUPERMAN: Why would you do that?

BATMAN: Timberlake is a solid actor, as Alpha Dog and Black Snake Moan showed us. He'd attract a good audience thanks to his popularity in the music world and his personality actually matches Jordan's in the aspects such as the constant womanizing.

SUPERMAN: Really? That's your only motive?

*30 years prior*

HAL JORDAN: Flush the Watchtower toiled after you use it, dammit!

BATMAN: Yes.

 

[Panthro]

What the hell happened to you?

Got my ass kicked? Where the hell were you?

Had to return some movies. Anyway who was it? Croc? Bane? Man-Bat?

No. They don't fit in Nolan's universe. It was the Joker.

You mean the skinny little goth prick wearing his mommies makeup? HE did this to you?

Yeah, so? Like you've never been pulverized by a supervillain. I heard the Joker gave you a run too, bucko! Where's he at so I can get the scoop?

He's dead........... Wanna know how?

........................

Thought so. Were done here.

............... He had dogs too ya know!

*background*

Whatever, *****.

Hehehehe, Bale should have pointed out that Keaton got beaten up by a Ray Charles lookalike.

 

[Panthro]

BALE: "If you could fight anyone, who would you fight?"

KEATON: "Shatner. I'd fight William Shatner. How about you?"

BALE: "Routh. I'd fight Brandon Routh."

 

[kedrell]

Hehehehe, Bale should have pointed out that Keaton got beaten up by a Ray Charles lookalike.

Yeah, Ray Charles on steroids.

 

[Panthro]

Yeah, Ray Charles on steroids.

Yeah seriously.

 

[Ibn]

Hehehehe, Bale should have pointed out that Keaton got beaten up by a Ray Charles lookalike.

But ya know what? He killed him too. Anyway........

.......aye...

...Who farte-

He who smelt it.....

Whoop!! Got me!!

It was him.

****in ***hole!

 

[CelticPredator]

The Chechen: Aye Beet youw; twenteey dohlarrs dat youwl cowld naht shout yerself reight nouw.

Joker: ......

 

[Panthro]

But ya know what? He killed him too. Anyway........

.......aye...

...Who farte-

He who smelt it.....

Whoop!! Got me!!

It was him.

****in ***hole!

Hehehehehehehe

 

[protocida]

Green Lantern: We did it, guys! We sucessfully brainwashed Batman into believing he's Krypto, the superdog!

Wonder-Woman: Now, let's get our individual franchises!

Superman: And sucessfull Ravamps!

Martian Manhunter: And eventual team-up movies!

Everyone: HOOOOOOOORAY!!

 

[Panthro]

Green Lantern: We did it, guys! We sucessfully brainwashed Batman into believing he's Krypto, the superdog!

Wonder-Woman: Now, let's get our individual franchises!

Superman: And sucessfull Ravamps!

Martian Manhunter: And eventual team-up movies!

Everyone: HOOOOOOOORAY!!

 

[Panthro]

KEATON: "Trash my less than impressive physique, blue collar working man looks and less than square jaw all you want, but at least I never went on a foul mouthed 4-5 minute rampage because a crew member disrupted a shot while filming!"

BALE: "Jerk!"