The Dark Knight Caption Thread!

[ultimatefan]

But you know what the funniest thing about Europe is? It’s the little differences. A lotta the same **** we got here, they got there, but there they’re a little different.

Example ?

Alright, when you go into a movie theatre in Amsterdam, you can buy beer. And I don’t mean in a paper cup either. They give you a glass of beer. And in Paris, you can buy beer at MacDonald’s. And you know what they call a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris?

They don’t call it a Quarter Pounder with Cheese?

No, they got the metric system there, they wouldn’t know what the **** a Quarter Pounder is.

What’d they call it?

They call it Royale with Cheese.

Royale with Cheese. What’d they call a Big Mac?

Big Mac’s a Big Mac, but they call it Le Big Mac.

Le big Mac ! Ahhaha, what do they call a Whopper?

 

[ultimatefan]

I dunno, I didn’t go into a Burger King.

 

[Ibn]

I'm completely obsessed with this thread now

 

[ultimatefan]

^I know how you feel, it´s addictive...

 

[Ibn]

^I know how you feel, it´s addictive...

Dammit!! WTF movie is that from?!? It's killin me!!

 

[DX]

Dammit!! WTF movie is that from?!? It's killin me!!

Pulp Fiction.

 

[Panthro]

All the Bale/Keaton arguments are genius.

 

[Two-Face]

But you know what the funniest thing about Europe is? It’s the little differences. A lotta the same **** we got here, they got there, but there they’re a little different.

Example ?

Alright, when you go into a movie theatre in Amsterdam, you can buy beer. And I don’t mean in a paper cup either. They give you a glass of beer. And in Paris, you can buy beer at MacDonald’s. And you know what they call a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris?

They don’t call it a Quarter Pounder with Cheese?

No, they got the metric system there, they wouldn’t know what the **** a Quarter Pounder is.

What’d they call it?

They call it Royale with Cheese.

Royale with Cheese. What’d they call a Big Mac?

Big Mac’s a Big Mac, but they call it Le Big Mac.

Le big Mac ! Ahhaha, what do they call a Whopper?

Pulp Fiction! haha!

 

[Ibn]

All the Bale/Keaton arguments are genius.

Gettin kinda lonely in here tho Just you Ultimatefan and me puttin in work. Where's everybody else?

 

[kedrell]

^Busy talkin about SDCC'09. Most likely. Great stuff fellas.

 

[Panthro]

I'd say Ked's assessment is correct.

BATMAN: "Stop bashing Joel Schumacher! Even I'm sick & tired of it at this point!"

BATMAN: "From now on you're on a steady diet of knuckle sandwiches!"

WEST-BATMAN: "Oh man I am so high right now..."

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Panthro, Two-Face! Great stuff too Panthro!

 

[ultimatefan]

BATMAN: Hey, I got exactly what I wanted for The Dark Knight´s first anniversary! Get to kick your ass some more!!

 

[ultimatefan]

WEST-BATMAN: Hey, you´d act a little crazy too if you had just touched Yvonne Craig´s boob!

 

[kedrell]

WEST-BATMAN: "Let's play peek-a-boo, West style!"

 

[Panthro]

WEST-BATMAN: Hey, you´d act a little crazy too if you had just touched Yvonne Craig´s boob!

Yvonne Craig = yummy.

 

[Panthro]

BATMAN: Hey, I got exactly what I wanted for The Dark Knight´s first anniversary! Get to kick your ass some more!!

 

[Panthro]

WEST-BATMAN: "Let's play peek-a-boo, West style!"

Hehehehehe

 

[Ibn]

What's wrong kid?

What's with the goofy grin?

Wellll....... ya see, that's what the Joker does. He smiles. And laughs and jokes. Along with the unconscious manslaughter and gung-ho genocide.
I guess you wouldn't know that though. You smiled like, what, 3 times in your flick? You should lighten up. I mean why so serious?

Well, I was just a different take on the charac-

Yeah yeah, that's great. I've heard that one........ time and time again. Look, kid, with all due respect - and it is due - you had the sense of humor of an AIDS patient. I'm sorry kid, but bein all maudlin and ma cob ain't all there is to the Joker. It happens to include gimmicks. It includes humor. It includes spontanaet-

PULL MY FINGER!!!

GOD DAMMIT KID YOU'VE GOT IT NOW!! YOU ARE OFFICIALLY MY NEW BFF!!

 

[kedrell]

Fan Girl: "So, I guess we won't be counting on you attending this year's Con, seeing as you haven't even decided if you're going to make another movie, right? Ah well, I kinda had a thing for bats but I guess I'll just need to get me some hard iron this time around."

Bale: "Nolan, were the **** are you?!! It's been a year already, why aren't we hip-deep in making a sequel?!! You got any idea how much fan-babe ****y I'm missing out on!!"

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Panthro! Great stuff, Ked!

 

[ultimatefan]

God, I love this job!

I´m too old for this s***!

 

[ultimatefan]

Why didn´t you smile more in your movie, kid?

Well, it´s easy to smile when IT´S FIXATED WITH MAKE-UP ON YOUR FACE! I´m a maniac, I´m supposed to have ups and downs in my humor!! When I´m angry, I´m supposed to be the angriest beast in the world!! I´M NOT SUPPOSED TO SMILE ALL THE GODDAMN TIME!!

Huh, well, it was a homage to the movie The Man Who Laughs, which inspired my creat..

Oh yeah, the smile on that guy was CARVED WITH KNIVES ON HIS FACE!! LIKE MINE!!

Damn kid, I still wanna fry your guts, but I gotta respect a man who knows his s***...

 

[Ibn]

Ya ready kid?

...............Think so.

C'mon, I told ya you gotta lighten up.

........Kay.

M-I-C, K-E-Y, M-O-U-S-E!!

YAY!!!!, YAY!!!!!!, YA-

 

[kedrell]

Hehehehehe, good stuff guys.