The Dark Knight Rises The Dark Knight Rises caption thread

[ultimatefan]

I know it´s early and we don´t have any set pics or anything yet, but it´s here that all the talk and action are, so let´s have fun with it:

FANBOY 1: Wow, the third Batman movie looks like it´s gonna be the most amazing thing, like, ever!
FANBOY 2: I concour. With the fantastic work Chris Nolan is doing, the prospect of bringing back Catwoman, it looks like it will blow our minds!
FANBOY 1: Although...
FANBOY 2: Yes?
FANBOY 1: I gotta say, I still don´t like Christian Bale´s Batman voice.
FANBOY 2: Hmmm, yes, I see what you mean. And what´s the ideal with that hi-tech suit design and tank-like Batmobile?
FANBOY 1: Yeah yeah yeah, that sucks. And I mean, no perma-white? The Jokér´s always been perma-white!
FANBOY 2: Yeah and, you know, the franchise should suffer with Heath Ledger´s death.
FANBOY 1: And it didn´t even get an Oscar nomination for best picture! Avatar got one, for Chrissakes!
FANBOY 2: Tell me about it. And is it right to bring Catwoman back, only a few years after that God-awful Halle Berry movie?
FANBOY 1: Man, this movie is gonna suck total monkey balls.
FANBOY 2: It´s gonna be like the worst thing ever.
FANBOY 1: Everything sucks.
FANBOY 2: Yeah it does.
FANBOY 1: Let´s commit suicide?
FANBOY 2: Good idea!

 

[TheBatman072]

If only those conversations ended that way EVERY time.

 

[ultimatefan]

FANBOY 1: You know, I´ve seen the first draft of the script for Chris Nolan´s third Batman movie!
FANBOY 2: You don´t say! So have I!
FANBOY 1: I doubt it.
FANBOY 2: Try me.
FANBOY 1: Catwoman is the main villain. Mad Hatter has a cameo. Gotham is destroyed by an Earthquake. Bruce marries Selina and she dies of cancer.
FANBOY 2: Au contraire, my misguided friend. Riddler is the main villain. Poison Ivy makes a quick appearance. Gordon commits suicide. Batman is killed by a crack ****e.
FANBOY 1: I got my script from an AICN poster.
FANBOY 2: I got mine from an IMDB one.
FANBOY 1: ...
FANBOY 2: ...
FANBOY 1: Man we´re complete and absolute suckers.
FANBOY 2: Indeed we are.

 

[ultimatefan]

If only those conversations ended that way EVERY time.

Hehehehe, indeed.

 

[Rodrigo90]

So which one is you ultimatefan?t:

 

[ultimatefan]

So which one is you ultimatefan?t:

Probably Fanboy 1, I´m not into wearing a beard...

 

[Rodrigo90]

Probably Fanboy 1, I´m not into wearing a beard...

 

[ultimatefan]

JOLIE: I MUST be Catwoman in the next Batman movie! I`m the no-brainer choice!

THERON: Not so fast. I´m hot, I´m an Oscar-winner actress too, and I also have experience with action!

COTILLARD: And what about me: I´m a strong newcomer, just won an Oscar and just worked with Chris Nolan in Inception!

BATMAN: Ladies, please, there´s an easier and more civilized way to solve this: Just come to me and give me the best oral pleasure you ever gave any man!

JOLIE: I was planning on doing that even if I DID get the part!

THERON: Beats the hell out of doing another Aeon Flux!

COTILLARD: You know what they say about French women...

 

[Mr. Earle]

Uh, not this thread again...

 

[ultimatefan]

The threads are free for people to come in, leave, or avoid at will. It´s a free country. And some of us like this stuff.

 

[TheBatman072]

Uh, not this thread again...

Yeah. I'd rather have a thread where two or three posters ***** about something all the goddamn time to absolutely no effect other than to ***** for *****ing's sake.

Those are MY favorite threads too!

 

[Mr. Earle]

Yeah. I'd rather have a thread where two or three posters ***** about something all the goddamn time to absolutely no effect other than to ***** for *****ing's sake.

Those are MY favorite threads too!

Implying that you havent participated in such a thread...
Implying that any of the caption threads are funny...

 

[TheBatman072]

Implying that you havent participated in such a thread...
Implying that any of the caption threads are funny...

No, actually, I've never *****ed about something for *****ing's sake on this board.

And yes, actually, the caption threads are and can be funny.

 

[thedrizzle59]

I'm not sure what this thread is trying to accomplish so I'll just say this:
boooooooooobies!!!
Thank you

 

[ultimatefan]

Implying that you havent participated in such a thread...
Implying that any of the caption threads are funny...

Implying that the people who b**** and wanna be taken seriously for it are better than the ones who wanna have fun with it.

Implying that you know better than us what´s funny, so demonstrate it. Criticize is the easiest job in the world, create it yourself is not. Again, if you don´t find it funny, nobody´s putting a gun on your head to come here.

 

[ultimatefan]

FANBOY 1: You know what would be hilarious? To come repeatedly to those caption threads and b**** about how unfunny they are!
FANBOY 2: Huh, what´s funny about that?
FANBOY 1: Huh, you know... It´d kind of annoy them...
FANBOY 2: Wouldn´t it be more productive to just stay away from these threads, if you don´t tind them funny, or say, contribute yourself with funnier ideas to improve them?
FANBOY 1: Nah I wouldn´t come up with a funny idea to stop the devil from pitchforking my ass! It´s more fun to just annoy other posters for no good reason!
FANBOY 2: See, you have never seen a naked woman out of the Internet, have you?.
FANBOY 1: Of course not.
FANBOY 2: It figures.

 

[ultimatefan]

BATMAN: For the last f***ing time, Aaron! You won´t be in the third movie!
AARON: C´mon, they can come up with some excuse to bring me back! They do that in the comic books all the time!
BATMAN: Indeed they do. Which is why most comic books these days suck.

 

[redhawk23]

^now thats funny

 

[Mr. Earle]

FANBOY 1: You know what would be hilarious? To come repeatedly to those caption threads and b**** about how unfunny they are!
FANBOY 2: Huh, what´s funny about that?
FANBOY 1: Huh, you know... It´d kind of annoy them...
FANBOY 2: Wouldn´t it be more productive to just stay away from these threads, if you don´t tind them funny, or say, contribute yourself with funnier ideas to improve them?
FANBOY 1: Nah I wouldn´t come up with a funny idea to stop the devil from pitchforking my ass! It´s more fun to just annoy other posters for no good reason!
FANBOY 2: See, you have never seen a naked woman out of the Internet, have you?.
FANBOY 1: Of course not.
FANBOY 2: It figures.

BATMAN: For the last f***ing time, Aaron! You won´t be in the third movie!
AARON: C´mon, they can come up with some excuse to bring me back! They do that in the comic books all the time!
BATMAN: Indeed they do. Which is why most comic books these days suck.

That's actually funny.

 

[redhawk23]

Two Face: So all the batfans are coming up with insane plot synopsises and demanding that as many of us as possible be shoehorned into the 3rd film.
Ivy: But Harvey, didn't Nolan kill you off?
Penguin: Not to mention the actor that played the Joker died.
Joker: Well hey if i have to have an actor, why not have it be multiple choice? Besides, we're such a good rogues gallery, what could possibly go wrong with fitting in as many characters as possible?

Venom: Whats up guys? Long time no see.

Joker: On second thought, lets hope thats not "part of the plan."

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Red! Nice stuff!

Earle, on the second statement, thanks.

On the first, when you complained in the GL caption thread, it was okay, when you kept beating the same drum, it became a little annoying. Seriously, why don´t you come up with some stuff of your own?At best you´ll find out it´s more fun and effective to use your creativity than complain, at worst you´ll find out this is not as easy as it looks.

 

[ultimatefan]

PENGUIN: So what do you guys think are our chances to be in Nolan´s third Batman movie?
TWO-FACE: ´Well, I died in the last one. There´s always a side chance for being a superhero movie, but I wouldn´t say it´s a 50/50...
JOKER: I didn´t. But my actor died, and no one will want to replace him after he won a frikking Oscar! Is life a joke or what?
POISON IVY: I might be considered "not realistic enough" by Nolan´s standards. I guess that´s the kiss of death...
PENGUIN: There was a mention to the Iceberg Lounge in the viral campaign for TDK, so who knows. Hope this time I´m not a horny freak who spits black goo...

CATWOMAN: And what would you say are MY chances?

IVY: B****.
TF: Double-crosser.
JOKER: ****e.
PENGUIN: ****.

CATWOMAN: That´s what I thought. Puuuurrrrfect!

 

[Mr. Earle]

Thanks Red! Nice stuff!

Earle, on the second statement, thanks.

On the first, when you complained in the GL caption thread, it was okay, when you kept beating the same drum, it became a little annoying. Seriously, why don´t you come up with some stuff of your own?At best you´ll find out it´s more fun and effective to use your creativity than complain, at worst you´ll find out this is not as easy as it looks.

I just couldnt see the purpose of this thread, but i'll respect those that like it.
As for the rolling eyes above, well it was because you accused me of not having sex.

 

[ultimatefan]

I just couldnt see the purpose of this thread, but i'll respect those that like it.
As for the rolling eyes above, well it was because you accused me of not having sex.

Just kidding, nothing to be taken seriously.

 

[ultimatefan]

CATWOMAN:What do you think of this look for me to appear in your next movie?

BATMAN: Not bad. very sexy. But for a movie, it needs to look more practical and realistic.

CATWOMAN: How about this?

BATMAN: Much better. But I still would like to see something live-action...

CATWOMAN: You mean like THIS?

SUPERMAN: WHAT. HAVE. YOU. DONE?!