The Dark Knight Rises The Dark Knight Rises caption thread

[Panthro]

HARVEY: Wait, what if I come up and say, "the rumors of my death have been greatly exaggerated"?
BATMAN: Hell no.
HARVEY: And what if they say, "you were supposed to be dead!", and I say, "Sorry to disappoint"?
BATMAN: I did that in the first one.
HARVEY: Or someone says "Jesus Dent, I thought you were dead", and I say, "half"?
BATMAN: You did that in the second one.
HARVEY: Wait, I got it, I got it, I got it! You glide with your cape around the Earth so fast that it makes time reverse till Rachel never dies and I never become Two-Face to begin with!
BATMAN: Okay, now you´re just asking to get your ass kicked...

Gotta love Superman & Wonder Woman dumping on Batman after Supes beats him up.

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks!

KRASINSKI: Hi, I´m John Krasinski and I may end up playing Captain America in his upcoming movie...

BALE: BWAHAHAHAHAHA, complain about my Batman voice NOW, b****es!!

 

[ultimatefan]

Circa 1998:

BALE: You know who´d be the perfect Anakin Skywalker, Mr. Lucas? You know, a badass hero who struggles with his inner darkness...

LUCAS: I sure do: Hayden Christensen.

BALE: You gotta be s***ing me!!

 

[Panthro]

Thanks!

KRASINSKI: Hi, I´m John Krasinski and I may end up playing Captain America in his upcoming movie...

BALE: BWAHAHAHAHAHA, complain about my Batman voice NOW, b****es!!

The Jedi Bale one was also hilarious.

 

[Panthro]

BRUCE: "Got the idea from Ra's. He said it's all about theatricality."

 

[COMPO]

Bruce: I'm going to show the people of Gotham their city doesn't belong to the criminals and corrupt. I can't do it as Bruce Wayne, as a man I'm flesh and blood I can be ignored but... with the force I can be untouchable.

Alfred: I don't believe it

Bruce: That... is why you fail.

 

[Brother Jack]

 

[Panthro]

Bruce: I'm going to show the people of Gotham their city doesn't belong to the criminals and corrupt. I can't do it as Bruce Wayne, as a man I'm flesh and blood I can be ignored but... with the force I can be untouchable.

Alfred: I don't believe it

Bruce: That... is why you fail.

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks Panthro! Gotta love Jedi Bale.

 

[ultimatefan]

NOLAN: The path of the righteous film director is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish stars and the tyranny of evil studio executives. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will and true art, shepherds the weak mentality through the valley of the creative darkness. For he is truly his pop culture zombie brother's keeper and the finder of lost careers. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers with reality shows, Britney Spears songs and Uwe Boll movies. And you will know I am the Lord of contemporary filmmakers when I lay my vengeance upon you with my latest masterpiece.

 

[ultimatefan]

WONDER WOMAN: Please Batman, save me!
BATMAN: Of course, Diana, but huh, I´ll need about five minutes to... You know, fight henchmen or something...

 

[Panthro]

NOLAN: The path of the righteous film director is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish stars and the tyranny of evil studio executives. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will and true art, shepherds the weak mentality through the valley of the creative darkness. For he is truly his pop culture zombie brother's keeper and the finder of lost careers. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers with reality shows, Britney Spears songs and Uwe Boll movies. And you will know I am the Lord of contemporary filmmakers when I lay my vengeance upon you with my latest masterpiece.

The other one was funny too UF.

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks!

SUPERMAN: Kick-Ass?
BATMAN: if it keeps the freshness and wit of the Mark Millar/John Romita Jr. miniseries, it should be one of the most original superhero movies ever made.
SUPERMAN: Iron Man 2?
BATMAN: It should keep the great mix of wit, drama and thrill of the original, with extra money for action and FX. And Scarlett Johansson will definitely add sex appeal to it.
SUPERMAN: Harry Potter And The Deathly Hollows?
BATMAN: The series may not translate certain elements of the books that well, such as making Ron Weasley little more than a silly comic relief, but it´s remarkable how consistently entertaining such a long series has managed to be.
SUPERMAN: The Last Airbender?
BATMAN: Shyamalan´s had a bad string of movies, but adapting a property and making a big blockbuster instead of his usual material could be the change of pace he needs, and it looks like an epic action drama, a refreshing change from most cartoon adaptations.
SUPERMAN: Toy Story 3?
BATMAN: Pixar hasn´t really failed us so far - even though Cars got close - , and there´s no doubt we miss Buzz, Woody and the rest of the TS gang.
SUPERMAN: Inception?
BATMAN: Of course I´m biased because it´s a Chris Nolan film, and there´s very little info, but it seems intriguing and unusual.
SUPERMAN: Shrek Ever After?
BATMAN: Sorry, are we flying over the sea? It suddently smells like ten thousand fish died right after voiding their bowels all over the ocean...

 

[COMPO]

SUPERMAN: So, Chris Nolan is mentoring my new film and David Goyer writing and Jonah Nolan directing.
BATMAN: So, you're done stealing directors and are now stealing writers
SUPERMAN: Whoa, David Goyer only did the story for The Dark Knight.
BATMAN: But he did write Batman Begins which redid my franchise and Jonah Nolan wrote TDK. Use the abrieviations Clark.
SUPERMAN: Well, it's up to the WB I mean they asked Nolan to mentor the film and to be honest it's mostly because his brother is directing and its his first project, which I'm kind of sketchy about.
BATMAN: All I'm saying is, is can't you find your own production team? I mean you stole Bryan Singer from the X-men and now your stealing my writers. Oh and let's not forget Tim Burton, he was nearly doing your films.
SUPERMAN: Well thank god he didn't did you see the production photos of that and besides, WB is going to be making a Justice League film soon with Nolan as director so you'll still be having your director back with an extra film under your belt.
BATMAN: What ever Clark.. You know this is why Wolverine doesn't talk to you anymore...
SUPERMAN: Bruce... what's this all about?
BATMAN: (sighs) I just had a meeting with Nolan... he's not using Catwoman.

 

[ultimatefan]

I feel your pain, Bats...

 

[COMPO]

everyone shall feel his pain when actual villain news comes out

 

[ALittlePush]

SUPERMAN: So, Chris Nolan is mentoring my new film and David Goyer writing and Jonah Nolan directing.
BATMAN: So, you're done stealing directors and are now stealing writers
SUPERMAN: Whoa, David Goyer only did the story for The Dark Knight.
BATMAN: But he did write Batman Begins which redid my franchise and Jonah Nolan wrote TDK. Use the abrieviations Clark.
SUPERMAN: Well, it's up to the WB I mean they asked Nolan to mentor the film and to be honest it's mostly because his brother is directing and its his first project, which I'm kind of sketchy about.
BATMAN: All I'm saying is, is can't you find your own production team? I mean you stole Bryan Singer from the X-men and now your stealing my writers. Oh and let's not forget Tim Burton, he was nearly doing your films.
SUPERMAN: Well thank god he didn't did you see the production photos of that and besides, WB is going to be making a Justice League film soon with Nolan as director so you'll still be having your director back with an extra film under your belt.
BATMAN: What ever Clark.. You know this is why Wolverine doesn't talk to you anymore...
SUPERMAN: Bruce... what's this all about?
BATMAN: (sighs) I just had a meeting with Nolan... he's not using Catwoman.

 

[Panthro]

SUPERMAN: So, Chris Nolan is mentoring my new film and David Goyer writing and Jonah Nolan directing.
BATMAN: So, you're done stealing directors and are now stealing writers
SUPERMAN: Whoa, David Goyer only did the story for The Dark Knight.
BATMAN: But he did write Batman Begins which redid my franchise and Jonah Nolan wrote TDK. Use the abrieviations Clark.
SUPERMAN: Well, it's up to the WB I mean they asked Nolan to mentor the film and to be honest it's mostly because his brother is directing and its his first project, which I'm kind of sketchy about.
BATMAN: All I'm saying is, is can't you find your own production team? I mean you stole Bryan Singer from the X-men and now your stealing my writers. Oh and let's not forget Tim Burton, he was nearly doing your films.
SUPERMAN: Well thank god he didn't did you see the production photos of that and besides, WB is going to be making a Justice League film soon with Nolan as director so you'll still be having your director back with an extra film under your belt.
BATMAN: What ever Clark.. You know this is why Wolverine doesn't talk to you anymore...
SUPERMAN: Bruce... what's this all about?
BATMAN: (sighs) I just had a meeting with Nolan... he's not using Catwoman.

Hehehehe- wait, is that true? If so... I feel Bats pain as well.

Yours was funny to UF.

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks and no, nothing is really confirmed about that at this point.

 

[COMPO]

yeah, it's all speculation up to this point, there might not be a love interest at all.

 

[Panthro]

Ah.

BATMAN: "So I'm finally played by a Baldwin brother in some capacity... and most of the fans don't like his performance?"

 

[COMPO]

BATMAN: This is my GGGRRRR face.... luckily for Catwoman, its also my sex face.

 

[Panthro]

BATMAN: This is my GGGRRRR face.... luckily for Catwoman, its also my sex face.

Hehehehehe

 

[Panthro]

BATMAN: "Alright, now what's this crap about that guy from the Office possibly playing Captain America?"

 

[COMPO]

BATMAN: KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE GRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!! *Thinks* now to hold it for ten episodes until I do a big attack that nearly destroys the world but not the bad guy.