The Dark Knight Rises The Dark Knight Rises caption thread

[ModestMr.Green]

I wouldn't say viewing the original is necessary before you see the second, outside of understanding a few nods. Every plot detail you may have missed is explained outright. Besides, viewing TRON first just makes you wish that

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Tron himself hadn't been so shafted in the sequel.

 

[KalMart]

Batman: What's that smell....?
Superman: Oh, there was bug in your coffee mug here....don't worry, my heat vision took care of it.
Batman: ....um....
Superman: By the way...where's Atom? Wasn't he supposed to be here too?
Batman: .......
Superman: ......Batman....?
Batman: .....he was here....
Superman: He was? Wh.....oh.....um.......oops...

 

[Panthro]

Batman: What's that smell....?
Superman: Oh, there was bug in your coffee mug here....don't worry, my heat vision took care of it.
Batman: ....um....
Superman: By the way...where's Atom? Wasn't he supposed to be here too?
Batman: .......
Superman: ......Batman....?
Batman: .....he was here....
Superman: He was? Wh.....oh.....um.......oops...

Hahahaha

 

[kedrell]

Amazingly, Tron Legacy did not suck (suck it Kingdom of the Crystal Skull!), but you should see the first Tron before seeing the 2nd Tron.

Well that certainly not the consensus I've heard.

 

[Panthro]

Well that certainly not the consensus I've heard.

Ignore the consensus then.

 

[lordofthenerds]

Superman: You know she might not do much, but you gotta admit. She makes a hellofa cup of coffee.

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks a lot guys! Great stuff, especially the Atom one!

I´ll check Tron Legacy today.

 

[ultimatefan]

MICHELLE: Anything else, Mr. Batman?

SUPERMAN: How did you get Michelle Pfeiffer to serve you coffee?
BATMAN: Well, she hasn´t had any hit movies in a while, so I promised I´d lobby for her to get a cameo in The Dark Knight Rises?
SUPERMAN: As what, Selina´s mother?
BATMAN: More like Aunt Harriet.

 

[ultimatefan]

BATMAN: For the last time, does the totem keep spinning at the end of Inception, or not?!
THUG1: I-I think it did wobble a little bit, man, but that´s not the point, the point is to leave you wondering, allow the audience to draw their own conclusions!
THUG2: That´s right, everything that happened may or may not have been a Cobb´s dream, and the whole movie deals with how our perception of reality can be distorted, how it´s shaped by our ideas, our hopes and fears!
BATMAN: Jesus, everyone´s a critic these days...

 

[Panthro]

MICHELLE: Anything else, Mr. Batman?

SUPERMAN: How did you get Michelle Pfeiffer to serve you coffee?
BATMAN: Well, she hasn´t had any hit movies in a while, so I promised I´d lobby for her to get a cameo in The Dark Knight Rises?
SUPERMAN: As what, Selina´s mother?
BATMAN: More like Aunt Harriet.

Oh man that was just CRUEL...

But the Inception gag was funny.

 

[Panthro]

MICHELLE: "You know, they can dress me up like a nerdy sexually repressed prude, but I'm still hotter than Katie Holmes!"

SUPERMAN: "She's right you know."
BATMAN: "Totally."
SUPERMAN: "I wish I had someone that hot as Lois in my movies."

 

[KalMart]

MICHELLE: "You know, they can dress me up like a nerdy sexually repressed prude, but I'm still hotter than Katie Holmes!"

SUPERMAN: "She's right you know."
BATMAN: "Totally."
SUPERMAN: "I wish I had someone that hot as Lois in my movies."

BATMAN: You wish you had movies.
SUPERMAN: Why'd you have to go there, dude?

 

[Mrs. Sawyer]

Haha I love both. Great add-on KalMart

 

[Panthro]

Kal has the most innate talent for doing funny carry ons.

 

[Mrs. Sawyer]

And I have to say, I really love picture of Superman and Batman. It just looks like they're chilling in the Batmobile talking about life.

 

[kedrell]

 

[Panthro]

Although, just to be a nitpicker, Aquaman hasn't done the underwear on the outside look for a while.

 

[KalMart]

 

[ultimatefan]

I know Panthro, there´s a fine line between funny and cruel. But thanks on the Inception one.

Great stuff guys! Love the strip jokes.

 

[ultimatefan]

SUPERMAN: That strip is nice, but why do we wear underwear outside of our pants anyway?
BATMAN: It´s a residual from the original inspiration for comic book superhero costumes, which was the leotards for circus acrobats.
SUPERMAN: But we´re not really circus acrobats.
BATMAN: Clark, The Cape was turned superhero by circus artists and even he doesn´t wear underwear outside of pants, that´s how silly and dated that look is.

 

[Panthro]

Funny stuff guys!

BATMAN: "Say Clark why don't you try your hand at being a social reformer like you were back in the old days?"
SUPERMAN: "I can't. It's considered politically incorrect since there are no 'Supermen' in real life to fight for the underdogs and all that."
BATMAN: "That's a shame, because Green Arrow's benefitted a lot since he stole that from you in the late 60s and early 70s."
SUPERMAN: "Don't remind me."

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks, good one! It looks like JMS took off Superman´s powers and tried his hand at making him a social reformer again.

 

[Panthro]

Funny stuff guys.

CATWOMAN: "Now remember honey, the safe word is 'bosie'."
BATGIRL: "Uh... are you sure what you have in mind is legal?"

 

[Darkness Falls]

BATGIRL: uhh are you sure i don't need a doctor

voice over: Michael Bay's Batman..... coming soon

 

[Panthro]

BATGIRL: uhh are you sure i don't need a doctor

voice over: Michael Bay's Batman..... coming soon

Hahahaha, I'd pay good money to see that.