The Dark Knight Rises The Dark Knight Rises caption thread

[Panthro]

Sean Young: Mr. Nolan, I've heard that you made the mistake of casting that imposter Anne Hathaway in my role. I know that the ink isn't dry on that contract yet, so it's not too late for you to correct your mistake. I'm puuuuuurrrrfect for the job and you know it!

Nolan: Umm, yes. Well, I think you've had a bit too much catnip, darling. Tim, I believe this is one of yours?

Burton: Yeeeeeeeeah... right. Nice try, buddy. I had to deal with that bull**** years ago. She's all yours now! Enjoy!

Nolan: ****.

Hahahahahahahahaha

 

[kedrell]

Tom: "Let's see....ahem......'bomb!...bomb!...bomb!...bomb!'...."

Nolan: "Uh Tom, what the hell are you doin'?"

Tom: "Just trying to get into character, Chris. I did my research."

Nolan: ""

 

[Panthro]

Tom: "Let's see....ahem......'bomb!...bomb!...bomb!...bomb!'...."

Nolan: "Uh Tom, what the hell are you doin'?"

Tom: "Just trying to get into character, Chris. I did my research."

Nolan: ""

Hehehehehehe

 

[ultimatefan]

Great stuff guys!

 

[ultimatefan]

Tom: Hey Nolan, I just heard that Bane breaks Batman´s back, what if we do that scene on top of a mountain, it will be so epic they may name the mountain after that event, you know, Batman´s brokeback...

Nolan: Huh, I don´t think that´s a good idea, Tom...

 

[Panthro]

Tom: Hey Nolan, I just heard that Bane breaks Batman´s back, what if we do that scene on top of a mountain, it will be so epic they may name the mountain after that event, you know, Batman´s brokeback...

Nolan: Huh, I don´t think that´s a good idea, Tom...

Hahahahahahahaha

 

[byte19]

good God!! It's Back!! *hits subscribe button*

 

[-rc2k-]

You guys have me on the floor rolling! Subscribed!

 

[obin_gam]

Bruce and Selina on first date.

Bruce: Man it was awesome! she was like flying everywhere dude and cat ears and a whip and ****!
Selina: *little does he know...*

Spoiler

Altho I think the pic itself works without a caption aswell hehe

 

[ultimatefan]

That pic is awesome!

 

[ultimatefan]

BRUCE: Selina´s incredible!! Just the other day she climbed on my shoulders, like this, I held her by the buttocks, like this, then my mouth...

SELINA: You know, for a playboy, you don´t seem that familiar with social situations, do you Bruce...

 

[ultimatefan]

MIRANDA PRIESTLY: I don't understand why it's so difficult to confirm an appointment. Details of your incompetence do not interest me. Tell Simone I'm not going to approve that girl that she sent me for the Brazilian layout. I asked for clean, athletic, smiling. She sent me dirty, tired and paunchy. And R.S.V.P. Yes to Michael Kors' party, I want the driver to drop me off at 9:30 and pick me up at 9:45 sharp. Call Natalie at Glorious Foods and tell her no for the 40th time. No! I don't want dacquoise. I want tortes filled with warm rhubarb compote. Then call my ex-husband and remind him that the parent-teacher conference is at Dalton tonight. Then call my husband, ask him to meet me for dinner at that place I went to with Massimo. Tell Richard I saw the pictures that he sent for that feature on the female paratroopers and they're all so deeply unattractive. Is it impossible to find a lovely, slender, female paratrooper? Am I reaching for the stars here? Not really.

CATWOMAN: See, I had to kill that insufferable b****!

 

[Panthro]

BRUCE: Selina´s incredible!! Just the other day she climbed on my shoulders, like this, I held her by the buttocks, like this, then my mouth...

SELINA: You know, for a playboy, you don´t seem that familiar with social situations, do you Bruce...

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

The Devil Wears Prada gag was good too. I once had the misfortune of sitting through half that film and wanted to hang myself.

 

[Timstuff]

I got that gag Ultimatefan made a few pages back onto the voting page at Comixed.com! Vote it up and maybe we can get it featured on the front page!

http://comixed.memebase.com/vote/page/2/

http://cheezburger.com/Timstuff/lolz/View/4374165504

 

[Kurt Wagner]

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[Avengers-Report]

Oh man some of these are too good.

 

[elgaz]

"So Nolan calls me in, he's chilling with a cigar, some bourbon, we're just shooting the s**t and he's like, 'ok Christian, We made a fortune from Inception and Dark Knight, we can do anything we want with the next Batman film ..... how many love interests would you like?'............. And I'm like ...... count the fingers man, count the f**king fingers!!"

 

[ultimatefan]

I got that gag Ultimatefan made a few pages back onto the voting page at Comixed.com! Vote it up and maybe we can get it featured on the front page!

http://comixed.memebase.com/vote/page/2/

http://cheezburger.com/Timstuff/lolz/View/4374165504

Yeah, great minds think alike!

 

[Panthro]

"So Nolan calls me in, he's chilling with a cigar, some bourbon, we're just shooting the s**t and he's like, 'ok Christian, We made a fortune from Inception and Dark Knight, we can do anything we want with the next Batman film ..... how many love interests would you like?'............. And I'm like ...... count the fingers man, count the f**king fingers!!"

Hahahahahahahaha

 

[A Necessary Evil]

"So Nolan calls me in, he's chilling with a cigar, some bourbon, we're just shooting the s**t and he's like, 'ok Christian, We made a fortune from Inception and Dark Knight, we can do anything we want with the next Batman film ..... how many love interests would you like?'............. And I'm like ...... count the fingers man, count the f**king fingers!!"

 

[Violet Lantern]

"So Nolan calls me in, he's chilling with a cigar, some bourbon, we're just shooting the s**t and he's like, 'ok Christian, We made a fortune from Inception and Dark Knight, we can do anything we want with the next Batman film ..... how many love interests would you like?'............. And I'm like ...... count the fingers man, count the f**king fingers!!"

"Show me, boy"

 

[ultimatefan]

COMIC BOOK GUY: Meh, Anne Hathaway isn´t hot enough, doesn´t look the part, won´t be convincing playing a femme fatale, Michelle Pfeiffer is the one true Catwoman...

HATHAWAY: Please, Mr. Comic Book Guy, if you accept me as Catwoman, I promise I´ll make it worth your while...

COMIC BOOK GUY: BEST. CATWOMAN. EVER!!

 

[ultimatefan]

SUPERMAN: So, what you think of Anne Hathaway as Catwoman?
BATMAN: She´s definitely a talented actress, and a beautiful woman. Some may say she doesn´t look the part, or wouldn´t convince in that role, because of her more popular roles, but she´s shown in lesser known roles that she can be sexy and dangerous when she wants to.
SUPERMAN: And they said the exact same things about Heath Ledger when he was cast as The Joker.
BATMAN: Exactly.

 

[Violet Lantern]

@ultimatefan LMFAO

 

[ultimatefan]

Thanks a lot!